bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №454
 22.12.2007
Demon2: So tired that I remembered when I kept the cursor behind the scrollbar of the browser so as not to fall and not to fall asleep :(

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №453
 22.12.2007
We are in a parallel group.
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
There is a def.
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
She has a name.
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
Skovorodko
Quad cycle (01:13 AM) :
I think 😉 😉 😉
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
The Truth? )
Quad cycle (01:13 AM) :
What is its name "YA"?
Aerosol (01:13 AM) :
YANA
Quad cycle (01:14 AM) :
almost ) )
Quad cycle (01:14 AM) :
Is it in the skyscraper???? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №452
 22.12.2007
Bas became NeuroFastFood - it is difficult not to read, and I read earned a heartburn.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №451
 22.12.2007
Hamster: On the day of the day, the pre-school in the auto school burned: everyone is sitting writing a checklist, and she sat down for the first batch next to the students and silenced, checking the chat. 15 minutes later, the voice from the back: and where did she fall? The predept replies unsettlingly: and the har knows her.. about the control had to be forgotten for a while :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №450
 22.12.2007
Who would have thought that the name of the car from the NFS - Chevelle SS without the point switch included turns into Srumuddu YY 0_o

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №449
 22.12.2007
Max-Treamer: The Test
Barkley: Hello to you!
Max Treamer: Go on!
Go yourself naked!! to
Max-treamer: the conclusion: you are adequate
Max-treamer: We can continue the communication.
Barok: O_O

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №448
 22.12.2007
She: Let’s do virtual sex, you know how?
He: I know, of course, it’s when I hold my intimate place to my fist, and you convince me that it’s not a fist, but your intimate place.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №447
 22.12.2007
...... The driver had lunch at the secretary's table to play the mine, and he played very cool in the 10-minute schedule. They opened a table with records in the notebook and made one unit less than he, called the secretary of the blonde. The next day the record was broken. ...... And so every time. The little bitch brushes the teeth, but takes the plank. Wait for a second...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №446
 22.12.2007
+ 3
Well, kind of I'm going to fuck a faner, build an iroplan and fuck my mom.

and gold
How about success in construction? How many people will count your plan?

+ 3
for me one.

and gold
fucking
I wanted to ask you.

+ 3
It’s electric, it’s crowd running.
and to the fucking mother - electricity in the proud loneliness on the airplane

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №445
 22.12.2007
xxx: how are you doing? I haven’t seen you so long! Why don’t you sleep yet? I missed you!!! to
yyy: fucking, it was worth 3 seconds in half a year to get out of the invisal...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №444
 22.12.2007
I found an old acquaintance with whom I had not seen for 3 years.
I:" how do things, like life?"
he:"I was recently asked by a friend here (she is studying in Moscow) how my affairs I wrote her in detail....document worda is somewhere preserved... what I will find...I will send you!!and "
I just sent you a A4 page!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №443
 22.12.2007
Most doctors in the world consider alcoholism a disease, but no fucks will write out a hospital. Somewhere we are fucking.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №442
 22.12.2007
xxx: Yesterday night I fell asleep on the key when missed, time did not notice naturally, and to find out how much sleep became suddenly interesting, as it seemed I woke up not too late and slept... so for this I decided to count the number of characters that I printed, in the end came out 78481 characters, by simple calculations calculated taking into account that printed 4 characterssecond, that I slept 5 hours, 27 minutes and 1 second...

WOW: fuck, with such knowledge and not get an account.. say this to the teacher on the info, he will put those for this kiss

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №441
 22.12.2007
I have placed your window between the two Kalanas, guess your wish! and :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №440
 22.12.2007
R: I went for a walk with my dog.
and
Cas: Do you walk with her, walk... when your relationship will move to a new level? and that "let’s stay friends" will say and all
and
R is an idiot)
and
Cas: 😉

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №439
 22.12.2007
XXX> Where are you currently working?
yyy> The Company of Gameprom.
xxx>... Fuck! when I first read it seemed to be written gay porn. Who are you working there?
Wow> You won’t believe it! "Manager of Relations with Partners"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №438
 22.12.2007
I watched the first series today. It seems that the right people who know everything about everyone always lie in a coma for half a life.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №437
 22.12.2007
xxxx> The radio transmitter was fitted with bullets.
yyyy> xD) Upgrade, guessed Stirlitz

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №436
 21.12.2007
Blessed fuck!
What?
The blood came out of my nose again.
Do you often have it?
Somewhere once a month.
Once a month? Suspiciously...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №435
 21.12.2007
by Demian:
Just came from work.
by Demian:
He wanted you.
by Demian:
by ASU

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna