I have a cock at work, not a computer, but a helicopter. Flying up and hanging.

Pipetz, he was on the bus today, the inscription above the stop button: "If you see a stop, then try the button, if you do not press the button, stop about.":-D

I go from work, my cell phone has a battery, I need to call. and Tushino. I look around: whom to ask for a phone. All such businessmen, run somewhere, rush... I see: there is a typical hop standing at the tent, the phone turns in his hand. Well, I think, an hour of the day, the people are full of what he will do to me, maybe he will give me a call... I approach, all so decent, on my heels, I knock my eyelids:
Do you have a phone to call?
and pause. Hop throws me around with an assessing look, sneaks, puts his cell phone in his pocket and says:
I know your stuff...
Going to the residential houses.)

Other teaching pearls:
Girl, more than one orgasm per lecture is just not decent!

I do not claim the role of a dominant male, so pay attention to your peers.

In what form will the bill be made? In the perverted

There are only two kinds of anecdotes: funny and decent.

A lawyer is a lawyer’s honorary!

http://www.proza.ru/texts/2008/09/21/84.html



America is a very young country.



My girlfriend told me. The old man was taken to the hospital for an operation.

Ordinary such American grandfather ninety-five years old with excess

His name is John Milligan. All in old, all in old,

The medical card is thicker than himself, but still in his mind.

I asked for the address. A town of thousands per 15 inhabitants, the outskirts

Seattle, John Milligan Street, House 1



The registry nurse notes:

It must be a coincidence: you are John Milligan and John Street too.

by Milligan.



Grandpa says:

No wonder, I founded it. When I came in

In the early thirties, no one lived there. A clean field. I am

He chose a more beautiful place, put a buggy. I hanged the mailbox.

I come to the mail: here are my letters and newspapers, please. They

They ask which street, which house number. What a fucking street.

I was there from the road a little gravium poured out, so that "Ford"’t book.

And the whole street. Anyway, they say, it is not possible, name it somehow. I and I

Not long thinking. Then people began to settle around, somewhere.

are beautiful. Now, not everyone remembers that I am John Milligan.

Two states of purity in Russia:

All the dirt is frozen.

All the dirt is dry.

EmiteR: Fuck, do I get an antim 10 Mbps if I have a screw of 40 gigs? >_<

From the forum:
Hemorrhoids in a poppy. How dangerous is it? Is a surgical intervention necessary? How to treat him?

Hi to you! It all depends on how quickly you can contact an ornithologist.The longer the period the worse for the bird.Please tell us more about feeding, content, age, unknown sex of the bird.

Thank you for responding. But he is already dead.

Apple acknowledged that the main concept of the legendary iPod player was invented not by the company's engineers, but a British 30 years ago.Kane Kramer, who was 53 years old, patented his invention in 1979. The iPod of the late 1980s was just a regular player with only 3.5 minutes of music stored. Kane named his invention "IXI" and decided that the problem of small memory volume he would solve as technology developed.

astrino 19.09.2008 12:16
I was drunk with Windows. The first lines of the code were written on a towel in a cabbage. Then the towel on the salad plate with my face imprint was taken by a hopeful waitress who turned out to be Bill Gates. The program is filled with comments such as "Joppa", "there is more shit", "to rewrite" and.t.p. Gates understood everything literally, without entering into Russian idioms. And then he continued his drunken writing in the same spirit that led to the creation of the wist. Only I will never go to trial with him, or I will be beaten in the head.

The girlfriend complained that the guy called her a bad word.
I remembered for a long time, then somehow uncertain, like - "Blady in Calas".
After an hour, the phone calls – I remembered – “Suka in the boots!”

Quake 3 Forum: Jumping, Salto, various guns with guns
20:49 3 April 2008
Guys, please write how to perform a trick in the quake 3, let us blur a deceitful manoeuvre or trick with a weapon, blur the jump and so on?

Dimwalker
23:45 3 April 2008
You are like OP! by OP! And then once! A thousand! And already there.

I have a special street magic :)
executor: andʎx ɐn

111: Where is the seed?
I am 222.
111: I will not bother you.

4234 says: and my partner is an ordinary guy, well, almost a goop, but not a bad guy.
4234 says: :)
p s y r a i i says: good man
p s y r a i i says: call
p s y r a i i says: will you be seeds?
P s y r a i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i?
4234 says : )))
p s y r a i i says: hold, I allow
p s y r a i i says: move to our area

kikimor: The sound of the word "Cheburashka", in my opinion, is the quintessence of the fears of the average American. Here you are "Che", here you are "Bou" and even "Rashka". Something so revolutionary and frightening Russian. The image itself is also symbolic: a small, ideologically subdued, bear with ears-locators.

> I am in shock!! to
and lt;
>Only a pop-up advertisement came out on the porn site, I clicked to close and it CLOSED!!!!! to

[17:25:59] Sir_audisto says: spam has come to the mail: our administrator fucking Yulka from the sales department - the video is flying... long stuck when this Igor had time... until he realized that it was spam.

by 16.09.08
and speculative:
Americans in panic: Dow Jones today fell by 4.4%
and rekax:
Meanwhile, the Russian stock market has resumed its smooth decline at the level of 990,5 points, which is 7.21% lower than the closing value on the eve.

I stand with a friend at a stop near the universe. Bentley is parked nearby. From the open window plays the old good Pink Floyd - Learning to fly.
I: Great music
D: See, you’ll listen to such music, you’ll ride such a car.
There is an old green moscow. From there, the pot and the stones...
The curtain.