WHY in all the American films in the final, when all the villains are dead, a bunch of police cars, everything on the mask, on the main characters who participated in everything, all soaked and survived, a caring policeman must throw a wool blanket??? In this case, the action takes place in Mexico in the middle of the summer.

Yes, my dear, that in a stressful situation many have a cold (regardless of the temperature of the surrounding air), and the blanket is not so that it warms up, but a little soothing.

A friend (D) went to his new apartment on the 18th floor, boasted in common correspondence that he sees many areas who live in.

You are really watching everyone :)
D is Uga :)
I am the eye of Sauron.
D: Where are those fucking hobbies?! to

- Listen, friend, would you not drop you in a known direction?
How many commands per day?

I love Moscow, everyone is equal here. You are in a traffic jamming on your rotted “nine” and the same people are standing next to you on the “maserati”. That is equality.

It happened not so long ago, within decades, in Moscow.
The passing person, crossing the road, on the pedestrian crossing, he was crossing, by the way, on the lights burning his light was almost shot down by a car that went from the side. The girl jumped out of the car, and let us water the pedestrian with all the words she knew and heard!! to
I was most delighted by the pedestrian who looked into her car, pulled out the ignition key and threw it through the roof on the edge of the road into the wastewater well.

About 2 million questions were sent to the president. Removed the mothers, remains 73!! to

Denis
by 4:42
We are making terrible games.
A 7 year old boy:
When a child dies please do so that he can be carried like a beast so that he can be buried in the grass at home.

Ivan is
by 16:53
What do you have for games?
Child is dying
Buried in grass
What this is

Daria is
by 16:53
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ivan is
by 16:53
Simulator of dying children.

Drivers and Drivers.
Last year, the autumn-winter daughter studied for an exchange semester in Paris. I went to Spain for the weekend in the Basque Country in Bilbao. On the way back at an interim stop between Bilbao and Paris, he asks drivers (two of them on long-haul routes) if they will soon get to Paris. They have round eyes: we’re not going to Paris, we’re going to London. We will not go to Paris. Now the daughter has round eyes: going back in the night, confused the bus. Go here and get to Paris in the middle of the night? The drivers say: we will soon have a shift, another couple will go to London, and we will be taken to Paris by minivan. Do you want with us? Where did we not disappear? I went to some town. Watermen ate dinner/breakfast, smoked/pizzed, waiting for a minivan, and so on. Then I drove in the night with a bunch of men (except those drivers were from other routes). But! The Surprise! He arrived in Paris safely and safely. They even brought him straight home.
These are the drivers, not the drivers.

Phone call to my wife:
Listen to me, beautiful girl. We took your husband hostage. If you want to get him alive, you have an hour to meet our demands.
The Wife:
I agree, what are the requirements?
You have to bring a beer box in the garage.
The voice of the husband in the telephone: “Two... two...”

Sberbank for the first time used a special drone to deliver money‍
Poo: Pita4og, do you have a gun at home?

xxx: And I’ve noticed the times when Ramstein was included in our cage.
xxx: Under the cage, I meant the disco, there was just a cage-enclosed dance floor.
YYY: I could not clarify, it was so fun.

rxubarb (23:02:32)
I have installed a lock in my room today) I am pleased, all the things are done.
Fought with my mother. She locked me in the room (I can’t get out.)

To Dmitry Anatolyevich hanging on the lamp, we will say: "There are no tabs, but you stick".

What’s hard with the cat’s job?
Try it out, take a hat.

in the restaurant "two sticks" in the Primorsky in one bathroom - TWO UNITAZES
Next is the quotation of the manager to whom I asked the question "and if the resting gentlemen do not want to interrupt the discussion? And we made the second ".

A 6-year-old boy calls all the religious structures “cirkus”... the mother thinks that the daughter is just promising. The father is convinced that his daughter is a warrior troll atheist.

Correspondence with the journalist:
Do you know why no one has heard of the heroic people of Switzerland for a long time? Because the more incompetent the government, the greater the feat the people do, once again getting out of the next ass.
The secret to a successful people’s life is to disappear from all heroic news.

Lennonenko: With pineapples you need to be very careful, a piece of lemon, day-to-day pineapple diet - goodbye, enamel.
Ryle: While you digest the pineapple, it digests you!

Conversation with a student of Samara. Aerospace University (SGAU) on helicopters.

Why do you need a tail ball?
Turn the tail!
And the final...?

... And then it turned out that the contact he had on the phone "Katia Big Fool" is not about physical parameters but about lifestyle!