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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №142464
 24.06.2017
An employee came to work on his new Focus. And on the sides of the swamps, small, but very visible.

Serge, how is it?

- How, came to the country, the car began to drive into the yard, lazy to support the gate. The wind was blowing and the door on the door. It is offensive.

Is it one, and the other is the other?

- Well, I have a casco, called the haishnikovs to record, waited until evening. The angry, tired people came. They don’t believe the gate, they say the car they’ve stuck. I decided to do an investigative experiment. He drove out the car, began to show how he went, asked one gate to hold. There was wind again, only on the other side, from which they did not hold. In short, I now have two identical injections. The Haishniki laughed, said that they now believe, wrote a paper and left.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №142463
 24.06.2017
A century ago, a quote:

Three things must be banned: first, the Internet, secondly, computers and other gadgets, and mainly users. Otherwise it will not work.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №142462
 24.06.2017
In all serious: an American teacher left school for filming porn.

The management of the school tried to meet the girl, but the teacher did not dare to leave the adult film industry.

is correct. At school, they still pay a penny.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142461
 24.06.2017
Bacaps have a clear quantum essence.
Until you’ve tried to recover from the backpack, he’s in a super position. He is successful and not at the same time.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №142460
 24.06.2017
The news:
Payment card "World" by 2018 will replace students with a check-in.
The card will be attached to the booklets. Teachers will be able to place and edit scores over the Internet, and students will be able to view them online.
The commentary:
Pay for the exams immediately.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №142459
 24.06.2017
Today in VK:

XXX: How the ovulations were burned. They have one counsel against all problems and diseases. What would
was not concerned. I talked with a friend of acne rash, which was not attacked by any of this
already in adulthood. What was the advice??? by Rodi! The body is renewed! Picasso, 21st century
The courtyard.

YYY:Which version will be updated?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142458
 24.06.2017
My son is on vacation with a guest. Ride about a hundred. I called yesterday.
and dad. Can you take me for one day? Tomorrow is Youth Day. and greeting. and?
I cannot solve this problem without my mother. Call her first.
I already called her. No is. He said you won’t go after me. The Dad! She decides everything for you. Talk to her.
Elijah stopped in order not to ring the phone. Manipulator is minor. 9 years small.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142457
 24.06.2017
You have to go home with a photo wallpaper with Bosch fucking!
yyy: With the addition of phosphorus in some places? The night was strange...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №142456
 24.06.2017
<xxx> I want to be an adult and an accomplished person, but the topolish puff will not burn itself.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №142455
 24.06.2017
23 June 2017.
Snowfall in the Murmansk region has extinguished all forest fires.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142454
 24.06.2017
I need to search, but my internet is slow. Only 512 KB.
YYY: All in all, and before, if you had ever stumbled on such a speed, you would first be faced for lying, and when you learned that you are telling the truth, you would have already been stumbled away from the feeling of hatred for the burgeois who have eaten up!
Zzzz: And then would burn on the fire

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142453
 24.06.2017
Words are more effective when they are written on bricks.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №142452
 24.06.2017
Explore in the area
As Ethore Sottsass did.
Where was the fall of the Third Reich to the Austrian artist, an ass of military-industrial design, whose favorite work was the application of stars on the fuselages? Only Italy is the country that dealt with its fascists in the most humane way. So did the military designer Sottsass: after the Second World War he secretly moved to the Appennines and got a job at the firm Olivetti. Etore’s first order was to update the design of the mechanical alarm, which sold extremely poorly. After examining the goods from all sides and not finding any defects in it, the artist went to the nearest watch store and settled in a seat. There he was surprised to find that all (without exception!) Buyers should check the alarm for weight before purchasing it. Light models, which included Olivetti, simply did not inspire people confidence. So Sottsass poured a lead barrel into the alarm clock and brought it to Adriano Olivetti personally. “Where is your praised design?” he asked. “All, nothing else is needed, so it will be sold!” said Sottsass. And he was right, for which he received a lifetime retirement from Olivetti and the fame of the founder of the new direction in design.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №142451
 24.06.2017
Could something happen in my life for happiness, not for experience?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №142450
 24.06.2017
Excellent antidepressants, help without taking inside. I read an outlooking list of side effects, including nightmares, aggression, and thoughts of suicide and rust. Immediate effect, I recommend it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142449
 24.06.2017
From comments from Hicks:
Aaa: Interesting when the gel and helium will finally cease to be confused.
BBB: Immediately after silicon and silicone.
ccc: Immediately after “what would” and “to.”
DDD: And “the same.”
Eeee: And “is” with “is”.
FFF: That means never.
GG: But we have to start with the hips.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142448
 24.06.2017
XXX: The matter is in the selected reading optics. If you make yourself read Dostoevsky as fascinating historians about frics from the past century, and not as artistic images of the Russian soul, then a writer is quite readable.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142447
 24.06.2017
The xxx:
So it’s unclear what to choose in the end – to get stuck in unwavering alcoholism or sexual abuse?
YYYY :
And who prevents you from swallowing beer and chewing at the same time?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142446
 24.06.2017
We came to a building material store, buy nails for assembling floors. According to estimates, we needed about 1,000 pieces. Nails are sold by weight - hence the question, how to buy a thousand? Weigh 10 pieces and multiply by 100. We get about 1000.
We approach the seller and say:
You need a thousand nails like that.
Seller: What am I going to count for you?
Take 10 pieces and multiply by 100.
She takes the calculator and counts: 10 multiply by 100 (five seconds of silence).
I am a thousand.
She: Well what does that mean? How to weigh?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142445
 24.06.2017
Neirfy
The fucking. Did I tell you about the fence?
Sinister
by Nea.
Neirfy
There is a garden nearby, there was always a gathering there before, all that. There was a fence now.
Neirfy
have done! Drawing is complete. Not one door. Today a man walked with paper orals on the phone:
Do we have a debt? How not? With what mandelstam do I open the door here?! to

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