Our officials love to buy villas in Europe. Do you know why? Because there is good. Better than us. Because there, in Europe, our officials are not in power.

XXX: I posted new photos. Appreciate it!
YYY: The Marine! You have dirty breasts! What a cellulite ass! The Glow!

- You read, in the capital fraudsters again lowered the unemployed moscovite for 105 thousand euros.
They do not have unemployment benefits.

During a long life I have heard probably no less than a thousand different creative options to say "Hello".
But yesterday’s hearings of “Salamuli, Pacana!” made a strong impression on me.

>And if you think - is there a practical benefit from this exploration of space?

Andrei Geim, the 2010 Nobel laureate in physics, when talking about the benefits of science likes to recall how he went with his family to the dolphinarium. Delphinary contact. Visitors swim in the pool with dolphins, communicate, play, in general, everyone is happy. Suddenly, a little girl loudly, across the pool, asked: “Mommy! Are they eaten?"

The cars, finally waiting for the rain, all joyfully walked out into the streets of the city.

I have a version that they pour only rainwater into the tanks.

Announced by:
The military committee invites cautious sappers to military service under the contract. The brave ended.

In the contest for the most strange inscription on the wall of the toilet won the announcement "Dear colleagues, please pick up the server"

When I was studying at an international university, a Chinese man once asked me and my friend where we had the same scars on our shoulder. With a devil's gaze and a cunning tone, he explained that all Russians are thrown at birth with a fire stamp. It was the first time I saw Chinese eyes.

I went to the Shop "Capriz" on Lenin Street, bought a hair conditioner. When I came home, I read in the SMS I received from the bank that I spent 876 rubles on KAPRIZ LENINA. How many years he has not been alive, and we still carry out his caprices. and :)

The benefits of aircraft carriers are obvious. Flight to Mars?

Superprofit industry of the next generation. As now simple cosmonautics, remaining from the previous one. Communications and navigation satellites bring such a bubble that even geopolitics is cracking. The same money from generation to generation will bring the mastered Mars. Don’t ask, how exactly, mobile phones in Gagarin’s time couldn’t predict either. It always works, and you never know in advance how.

Completely Eaten

This summer, due to repairs in the apartment, the cat had to adjust by acquaintance. And since the acquaintances also had their own plans, the cat was brought to one, then to the other. Returning home, this man decided to show his dissatisfaction with his journeys - he climbed on the car and completely dropped it. It is understandable, ch.

Not only does the cat have its own apartment, but they also do repairs there.

One day my younger brother and I visited. Somewhere at 1 p.m. we all wanted to eat together and broke out three packs of board in our wonderful shared refrigerator. have swallowed. The guys wrapped their portions around the cheeks, but I, not being a fan of such a high kitchen, lazyly forged the bowl with a fork. When I saw that the young man’s plate was empty and he looked at my bowl with hungry eyes, I offered him a dish.

Go here, he was delighted.

However, the plate from my outstretched hand was ripped off by my faithful. He placed her on the table, frightenedly wrapped her hand, and the evil struck her brother.

“Well, don’t touch it,” angrily clouded his eyebrows, he said. This is my wife and I always follow her. Take your wife and follow her.

We decided to remember our youth here - to watch Fortress 2. The film begins with a race involving a handsome Japanese woman, an eye-catcher guy and a man to whom his wife says before the race: "Dear, you must win. We have to pay for the apartment tomorrow.”

I was sick all the time for a man who had to pay for an apartment. I was seriously concerned.

He had been sick before. I was glad that he won. And now this is the second day I wonder if the man paid for the apartment then.

What are the claims to this aunt with the schedule? She works part-time fairly, receives less (and in theory the employer should divide the balance between those employees who work for her). Hospitals are calculated on the salary (and we have an employee who receives fifty thousand a month wage somewhere eighteen, all the rest - premiums, allowances, compensations, services, etc.)
That is, if she worked in this way and at the same time also wept to be paid as much as those who work normally - then yes, there would be a mother-in-law. And so she is just half the landscape – obviously because a whole landscape is not needed there instead of her.

And today, what is a celebration?
Hm... A good question. Google says today is Republic Day! Why are you asking?
From the German side on Skype no one. They do not respond to letters. But can they not celebrate the Day of the Republic of Tyva?
Well, after they celebrated that the server was lying down, I’t be surprised.

I am a programmer, although I am a physicist. Recently was at the celebration of the 60th anniversary of the institute, went to his native department, met his teacher.

Valery Trofimovich, 28 years ago you asked me to solve my first programming task.

Furthermore, I intended to let go of tears with Valery Trofimovich and talk about how such a minor event could affect a person’s life, but I didn’t have time.

He looked at me and asked:

And what? Have you finally made a decision?

He invited me to visit and promised to show me something interesting. Per you need to do epilation.
YYY: Little summer child, how poorly you know the object of your sympathy... This will be something interesting, either Dota or Contra Strike.

Q: Why did you get out of the audience at the time?
I quoted an opal Russian poet on the tower!
HH: What is it?
The cable!
HH: To be honest, I was born in a couple.
I quoted a Russian poet.

Becoming a good programmer helped me with my higher education.
You’ve finished honey, right?
This is exactly! There is no such shit that would not have managed to learn the names of all the bones in the human body!