Kapral: I had a friend, a fan of tuning and forcing engines. Now he has a service for repair, tuning and "charge" off-road vehicles for competitions. And once he was all "drunk" over Zaporozhye motorcycles. Available and not unfortunate.
The motorcycles, of course, were not serial. And heated up! So there was another tank for 40 liters of water in the car, and a spraying pump on each boiler. When overheating, the "cold shower" was turned on.
Then some men went fishing.
On the way "there," in the shit, he bustled, then into the village for food on the same roads... the water ended, and at the rise in front of the village the motor had to be stunned, the shob did not slip from overheating. But he crossed the hill, and slightly pushing it down to the village, to the nearest well. there poured water, and while the car was poured, it cooled. Sitting down, hanging up and going. And he almost stumbled at the pillar, losing control, for he was roaring at the evil one, seeing in the mirror the rows of men from the bench opposite the well.
From their point of view - "I swallowed the constipation! the man pushed by hand! I drove to the well, poured a couple of waters in the tank - and left!and "
This is how the legends of Russian cars are born, capable of fucking driving.

alexdeg: I watch the stitch advertisement of the Beast, the phrase "Every animal dreams of becoming a star" stuck. Home 2 and with them.
555: Not to mention all our show business )))))))

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t like gay people. Having seen a gay couple on the street, you have to rejoice that they are getting rid of the competition and you will get +2 girls to choose from, or at the same time. All such initiatives must be supported in other people.

Dear local filmmakers! Hollywood doesn’t ask you anything, just stop answering it.

Panam: Another idiot came here. Type - replace me with transistors that control the ignition coils. Okay, I say 10 pounds. Is it so expensive? If it is expensive, change yourself if you are smart. And I don’t have a spat with a thin grief. See also :lol:
tyrist70: Permanent theme - I would, but there is no solder :-)
I just take a note and write the address.
Please contact us for 150-300 rubles.
Will it really help?
Yes it is 100%!
What office is there?
The store where the stools are sold. and :-)

At the point!

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t like gay people. Having seen a gay couple on the street, you have to rejoice that they are getting rid of the competition and you will get +2 girls to choose from, or at the same time. All such initiatives must be supported in other people.
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and are often eliminated very competitive - deaf, intelligent, who, in addition, are not lazy to waste time taking care of themselves and the gym.

> you are a wealthy pervert!!! Give her a live flamingos! They came after her car, strapped by a spiral orchestra! Throw her in a bathroom filled with black maffins.

I am a hopeless housewife - the first thought: fucking, well, how to wash the bath after the blueberry?

Scientists have crossed a pig and a man!
Comment: I even know a few of them.

Opening of the new supermarket:

Girl, where is your wine department?

There is no department yet.

Did you open up at all?! to

I have a Vietnamese colleague at work. He doesn’t have a very good language, but he always has short comments on the subject. We have been on a break, smoking. Half of them are on their phones. Here’s one colleague to another: Show me how your dog looks? "Very delicious" - is distributed by the Vietnamese.

and Japan
Temples are temples, but the most important thing for me in Nara is the naked deer.In parks, special biscuits are sold to feed deer. If they noticed you with cookies, then you were caught: they will be chasing for a long time, beating, can surround, pull for clothes, and also they, the shit, bite to the bluffs!You knew that their horns are warm? I honestly didn’t know! True, the deer were not very happy when I tried to touch their horns.Even local deer are trained to worship to get cookies. It looks funny, look at the video!

Alexander: Vladislav, how law-obedient are you!Do you always observe the PD or do you not violate them just because it hits your pocket?
What’s wrong with PDS? It is natural for intelligent adults.
Reader: Well... Signals from behind will be, unpleasant!

I saw a meteor today. and beautiful. Brightly green. Do you think you have a wish?
I didn’t have time "Uh you b@i" to think...

xxx: I once gave a foolish gift to my former carella, so this fool was kind of crazy, eagle, afraid to approach, in the arms as it did not want to. I bite so badly. Then I went away, forever, through the window.

Yyy: Yes, and the hell with her, the main thing is that the bird is fine.

The fauna – in addition to goats – is also represented by numerous cyclists

It was in school time. My husband and I decided to learn to play guitar. They bought tools and took them. Then they competed against each other who would learn more melodies. My friend was easier. As it turned out later, he quietly went into a musical circle.

And here somehow I sit at home, and a concert of a famous Spanish guitarist is broadcast on the radio. I decided to play a friend. I call him, tell him that I’ve learned a new song and bring the phone to the radio.

Then I ask: How?

I expected any reaction, but his response struck me.

He said, “You don’t have a guitar.

I always regretted not spending more time with my grandfather.

Instead of playing football with friends, it was necessary to come to him and listen to his stories, memories of old good times.

Instead of playing the computer for hours, go to the store for him, buy his favorite newspaper.

Sadly, last month the old man won the lottery.

He went to Spain and did not send us a penny.

xxx: a month ago I made a tattoo in the form of a barcode. For the sake of the trick, he asked the cashier.

Scanned

I packed condoms for 500 rubles. I hate my tattooist.

Explain to me someone. Here are the owners of dogs who walk them in the courtyards, as they themselves move through these courtyards in the spring? When every pedestrian trail, every trail turns into an ever-flowing stream with giant meadows, and tons of dog feces are carefully laid on the edges? Do they enjoy walking around and watching them? Or do they not see a causal link between their actions and this biochemical threat? And why then we are considered non-cultural to throw rubbish on the street, and absolutely normal - anti-health products of life?

I know it’s not funny, but it’s life.

Why are these flying mice called nuttupires?
- Well about them can not be said that they smoke the wrong thing - in principle, they smoke the wrong thing, but a bit not there...