Not too confident men (and not very smart) often choose the bad intentionally to look smart, at least against the backdrop of their women. As a rule, the side effects associated with such a choice, they do not realize because of their own poor mind.
The question is, should I complain afterwards?
As in Rajkin: Close your mouth, fool.
They will pick for the breasts/letters, and then crush, what I got such a chicken
To the word about introducing into the stupor of those who ask you about something. When I was a child, at the stop, an obvious pedophile rattled me, asking if I was thirteen.
He only heard the number and thought he was asking if there was a bus. This is how the forces of idiotism and chaos have again conquered the damned pedophiles.
aaaa: favorite topic of Irish news portals -
It’s like someone was robbed in London.
iiii: ))) ugly and disgusting chicky?
Aaaa... practically! and ?
Aaaa: Well, understand, we have to get news from somewhere, we don’t have a sheep stuck in the fence every day.
xxx: Well, it turns out that the Chinese control board with the Taiwanese component base and the Philippine display, attached by Russian cartridges to the German plastic by the hands of the Ukrainian emigrant, is stuck in the Slovak cartridge and packed in a Belarusian cardboard... And what to write on it?
YYY: Made in Romania
In the kindergarten, a girl was running after me all the time, clinging and pushing, and I was always pushed by some guy with whom I did not make friends. As my mother later told me, I liked the girl and so she did so, and the guy I wasn't friends with was in love with that girl and from jealousy he touched me, and I didn't understand what was happening at that moment and suffered from some inadequates.
In other words, do not chase the cat. The cat was cute.
Is there a cat there??? We did not immediately find the accounting section.) Sometimes I want to quote "mama, you always dream of me in an exotic form". Unfortunately, in the case of 8.3 this is not a dream (((. "The best" is the enemy of the good, gentlemen developers. I hope that at 8.4 everything will go back, because, as the famous character said "how to make people good? First do bad and then return as it was". Gentlemen developers, please do everything well and don’t use the prohibited drugs anymore.
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She: I’m not going to ask you anything more!
He is :?
She: words incomprehensible from your answers do you know how to walk long from the phone?
He is: for example?
She: well placebo, visavi, belletristic...
He: no problem, don’t ask, I’m not very interested in you either.
She: Okay, I’m going to google.
by Geektimes
“At the age of 15, I became obsessed with the idea of creating a paper computing machine [...] made of paper, cardboard and toothbrushes.” — After the word “obtain” it is not common to ask “why?” but yet, why exactly paper and not, say, a tree or bone? What is the most accessible material, including for processing?
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Second: “Why is it paper and not, say, a tree or a bone?”
Probably there was no cemetery nearby.
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After a family tea drink, he thoughtfully said: “I seem to have understood what Russian mentality is. Here we have three apartments in the family, a house, two cars, but tea we still drink one bag for two.
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This, which is washed once a week: what is "to collect and disassemble the bath"?
No, I had a shower cabin, but before that the bath was, and it wasn't necessary to assemble it exactly, just get out, pull the curtain and turn on the water.
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In Mongolia are gaining popularity labels on the horse:
"1237 to 1480. We can do it again!"
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Alternative to the gifted:
Citizens, having traveled through Europe, begin to read about how beautiful it is, not realizing that behind this beauty is a bunch of investments paid out of the pocket of the locals. That in the center everything is not loaded with cars, because parking is paid and inexpensive, that cleaning costs money, that the maintenance of all these palaces is worth money, that if you live in a historic building, you cannot sneeze there without obtaining written permission. Fuck the dog, again, you have to clean it personally, otherwise a fine, etc.
That is, the author of this is sure that the shit for dogs is better not to clean, or the scraps will bend?
No to bluff! The author says that if you want it to be beautiful as in Europe - clean up your own shit! Not about Dimon.
One hour later, another accident occurred at the same intersection. Toyota and Honda went to the crossroads on the yellow light. After the collision, one of the cars flew onto the lawn through a pedestrian fence, which an hour earlier was pierced by the participants of the previous accident.
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On his head brought the girl to the movie for a night session. We came back at three o’clock at night and went to bed. I start to bite her – she doesn’t react. I ask: "What do you want?" Answers: "I am Grut!"
Mom, as a woman more experienced in terms of the household, noticed that the main character was the first of his wishes to guess the bottle of flour and oil, not the ready-made cakes!
WOW: Your mother has problems with long-term planning.
Title on element.ru: "Honesty can be stimulated by a weak electric current"
XXX: I even know how...
xxx: fucking, it is uncomfortable that the balance of the traveler is not checked
The traveler?
This is our transportation card so called.
yyy: what a wonderful Peter's Nyming) in the city on the swamp, where the eternal autumn reigns,
yyy: transportation card simply must be named in accordance with the word "travel"
In kindergarten, a girl was running after me all the time, clinging and pushing, and I was always pushed by a guy with whom I didn’t make friends. As my mother later told me, the girl I liked and so she did so, and the guy I wasn’t friends with was in love with that girl and from jealousy he touched me, and I didn’t understand what was happening at that moment and suffered from some inadequates.
As long as your parents are alive, you grow up every year.
After the death of your parents, you get older every year.
The population of Kyrgyzstan is 6019500. After writing off the debt of $740 million, Russia gave each Kyrgyz to $123.
Russia is a social state for Kyrgyzstan.
And your grandmother's debt for the services of the family, no one will write, there is no money for her and there will be no one!