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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139183
 28.02.2017
Talk about permission to carry weapons.
You are all America, America. Freedom and freedom. Here we have freedom! Photoshops in every house. America did not dream.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139182
 28.02.2017
XXX is:
How is life, what do you do?
YYY :
Over the city there are dense clouds, the streets are dirty and dark.
The smell of solvents in the room.
In front of me on the table blinking metal tools.
Tears, anger and powerlessness.
Grey drops shine on the floor, on clothes, on fingers.
I paint my nails.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139181
 28.02.2017
I go to the metro. Weekends and few people. I notice that the phone is almost sitting down, I take the cable from the battery and plug it in.



What is it? An elderly lady in a cocktail hat sits down to me. Their phone! Is it charging? The Miracles! I always want to sit down at the most inappropriate time.

No miracles, I answer. Just an external battery, and I get the culprit out of the bag.

What a charm! Where do they take such?

In any electronics store. The main thing is to make sure that the capacity is larger. Ten thousand is enough for you.

and oh! Thank you very much, I didn’t even know there was one! The woman thanked me warmly.



I did not come out of the subway as an ordinary passenger, but as Prometheus, who gave people fire. I am waiting for the eagle. Traditions are traditions.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139180
 28.02.2017
In the same Pushkin, another castrate wise man tried to squeeze the shamahan queen from the Tsar-Daldon. Per, just because of the hormone immobility, he was the only one who saw its true essence and tried to guard the country from its political influence, but it looked exactly like a quarrel because of the grandmother.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139179
 28.02.2017
Two thousand years starting with Caesar, the pedicles did not get better, so why would they become angelicals in the last 60 years?

And in what century were heteros all like one good people?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139178
 27.02.2017
Men who think that all gay people are going to kick your precious ass, you are miserable and funny. You have not given up to anyone :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139177
 27.02.2017
In the Gittimes discussion of weapons:

xxx: And all the Olympic Games are built around the simulation of combat actions: shooting from the bow, throwing a spire, throwing a nucleus, throwing a disk (shield), jumping with a six (initially a spire) and so on.
yyy: It’s scary to think about what combat actions simulate volleyball, table tennis, art gymnastics, curling or figurative skating.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139176
 27.02.2017
<xxx> and I'm raining behind the window) grandmother on top again borst through the shirt
<yyy> Close the windows and you will not have rain outside the window
<xxx> and you can do it yourself. Whatever it means (from listening to)
<yyy> moor*
<xxx> and you mur)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139175
 27.02.2017

"Hitler's phone sold with a hammer was a fake".

Thor’s hammer sold from the phone also turned out to be a fake.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139174
 27.02.2017
cTokep is!
ctokep: Two students from India moved to our group.
ctokep: finally our programming tutor will see the real, fresh and authentic Hindu code!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №139173
 27.02.2017
Miolz
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a dragon. Always be a dragon.

Reenbic
Miolz, you have now recounted the main strategy of my pile on the goblins in MTG.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139172
 27.02.2017
DecadenceLar: Remember, you said "Not only the one who does nothing is wrong"?
Viy: Well what?
DecadenceLar: friend, thank you for the great advice! Really helped!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №139171
 27.02.2017
When 50 kilograms of fat were sent to our house, it meant that one village pig in the world became less. And when a month later the fat was gone, it meant that now in the world appeared two adult pigs with higher education and two cute such school-age pigs.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139170
 27.02.2017
Google is shutting down its Spaces messenger just ten months after its launch. The service will be completely stopped on April 17, 2017

A-Stahl: Google often shuts down projects lately before I get to know about them :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139169
 27.02.2017
In the restaurant:
Barman, can I repeat it?
I repeat, I went...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139168
 27.02.2017
“Look, a man, and he has two strips. The woman is pregnant, I am afraid.
“Petrovich, shut up, drunk fool, we’re in the police. I apologize to him, Comrade Major.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139167
 27.02.2017
Discussion of news:
In a year, a three-tiered healthcare system will work in Russia.
XXX: At the end of level 3, do you fight with the boss in the form of a chief doctor?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139166
 27.02.2017
Siri in the iPhone is the devil of some kind)))) I take my one-year-old daughter by the sleeve, I say, "Let’s go and try to sleep!"
And the voice from the phone suddenly said: "How is it, Julia?! It is now 12:20!"
I barely put my pants on, I replied.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139165
 27.02.2017
I see, the tracker poured "fantastic creatures" in quality. I say to my wife:
Today we will have a movie session, "Things" appeared.
She asks me whispering:
Neighbors from above?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №139164
 27.02.2017
XXX: I have a question.
xxx: Here the father calls his son by his name, and the son becomes, for example, Alexander Dumas Jr.
And if the son also calls his son, will he become an inch-average?
YYY: He will also be younger.
Yyy: But if a father has a second son and he calls him the same, then something is wrong with his head.

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