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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136981
 18.12.2016
The cougars were right. I had to brush for the straw to clean the straw, I started to warm up.

Listen to the woman, do the opposite, find yourself in fools and, biting yourself for eggs, clean out someone else’s goose.


[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №136980
 18.12.2016
I do not understand how you can display in the online store in the section "Technology in packaging" products with the tag "on order". New service "Remember the packaging at your request"?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №136979
 18.12.2016
Today in the journal entered a record:
Treat the cat. Stir with iodine.
This item, as far as iodine is concerned, I now have a few days ahead.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136978
 18.12.2016
Sani seems to have a man.
Tag: all signs
WOW: What are the signs?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
1st Cleaned the apartment
2nd Walking amused
Three A man walks with her in the apartment.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136977
 18.12.2016
Rozario konkom: and I one day in the fierce frost bomja launched into the entrance to warm up - the old neighbors kicked on me, and I defended him - said where a living man on the frost, cats cough!
He brought a bomb to the entrance of hot tea and ate it, and in the morning there was no bomb, but there was a bunch of strawberries and snails.
The cougars were right. I had to brush for the straw to clean the straw, I started to warm up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136976
 18.12.2016
They ask Picabus - they found a wounded frog to feed.

Dorothy posted 1 hour ago
# by
If meat, then what, pork / beef / chicken, everything is. Raw or cooked, how is it better? What could be an alternative?

test13 posted 1 hour ago
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With such a set of products come right to me, with me beer. Why do we need this sauce?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136975
 17.12.2016
As long as you all sleep, I admit. It is painful, it is just physically painful to look at all these wines for two or three euros, for cheeses for one and a half, from brie to camembert, for jambons, andulets and Lyon sausages for three euros, for fougers for four euros, for fresh bagets cheaper than euros, not to mention berries and fruits. But then you remember that the Crimea is ours, and let go somehow...

YYY: A true Russian patriot values products in euros.

zzz: This patamusta The True Grim Patriot (just so, from the basics) is ever found in Paris.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №136974
 17.12.2016
Igor, I’ve written to you for 10 minutes and you’re not answering. It all depends on us!
Ode to E.T. We will wait in the chat. Do you call immediately? I am, of course, the cyborg, but sometimes I leave the monitor to stand on the charging and change the oil.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136973
 17.12.2016
The washing is no longer as harsh as it was at the end of the 1990s. I bought a couple of canister at the car market with an apple smell. After that, he found his car in complete darkness by smell of about 20 meters. And here somehow I go out after a busy day of work and I realize that I do not feel the scented apple smell, very soon I realized that I do not see my car. The stupor passed when he recalled that in the morning everything was hit by a battle and parked much further.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136972
 17.12.2016
xxx: In short, I accidentally saw a few minutes of the Detective series here, the same feeling when the actors in the “suggested” porn play better than in the federal channel series.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №136971
 17.12.2016
On December 15, it became known that Cuba offered the Czech Republic to cover the $276 million debt of the Cold War. If this initiative is approved by the Czech side, the country will be able to receive free Cuban rum for more than 100 years. (This is the Czech)
yyy: hm... hihi... if this initiative is approved, my initiative will be to buy tickets to Prague-)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №136970
 17.12.2016
Reader: Inaccuracies in the text: not "Forex is essentially a world exchange" and "Forex is essentially a world scammer".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136969
 17.12.2016
Gerda, a tiger who escaped from the volley in the Leningrad Zoo, first went to watch the deer.
<Angelofnet> Just had her shopping. I chose gifts for the new year.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136968
 17.12.2016
Knowledge of English is welcome.>

Thinking - American English, British English, Pidgin English,...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №136967
 17.12.2016
A romantic evening. Wine with blurred light. The preliminary lust. I am so passionate. (On the other day, she wrapped a bunch of African chicks, and so that they didn't bother, she tied them in a high bunch on a mouthpiece.) A kiss for a kiss and I hear a silent voice:
I need something to confess to you.
I was stressed.
I...the thing is...I never loved Chipolino before.

The Curtain

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №136966
 17.12.2016
by mossudmed:
Today in one of the protocols read another masterpiece - the description of the body at the site of its discovery. The body had (according to the protocol) two right legs. Another hand was "curved up". A terrible spectacle.
Unfortunately, no investigator has ever been spotted. He wrote: “The legs of the corpse are oriented to the north, the hands to the south, the penis is turned toward the Izmailov Interdistrict Prosecutor’s Office.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136965
 17.12.2016
“I can’t tolerate girls who think they’re grown up just because they’ve got a beard.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №136964
 17.12.2016
Desperate fans... I think I’ve come up with a name for the punk rock band.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136963
 17.12.2016
wut: - She is so educated that she says about the station toilet: "Excessively atmospheric"

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №136962
 17.12.2016
...You have, of course, heard of the numerous nonsense stuffed by Mel Gibson in the plot of “Courageous Heart.” And at least they were outraged by the fact that the fighters in the film are waving rubber tails, the blades of which roll on the wind. You may even have seen modern-dressed members of the filming team entering the set as if they were home. But the most powerful lap is a white car, which periodically appears in the background during battles. And it would be OK to DeLorean – we would appreciate an elegant joke, but then the Ford Transit is banal...

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