Caffeine consists of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen – just like cocaine, talidomide, nylon, trothyl and heroin. A pleasant coffee.
yyy: Serotonin is also similar in structure to alcohols) good mood for you!)

A new neighbor just scratched my car. But he didn’t know that I saw it all through the window.
You can establish neighbourly relationships. He scratched your car, you threw him a stone in the window.

xxx: here we cooked trolls, cooked pasta - crispy long curls. You’ll get rid of them and you’ll get rid of them :(
YYY: Take your hands
Zzz: and throw in the cook
XXX: Yes, they will catch and eat, they will

The grandmother once told the neighbor that his daughter is so beautiful that at least now on the panel. I mean the podium, of course. He was barely reassured, but he did not communicate with her anymore, and the grandmother refused to apologize, because "and what? The panel also does not take anyone, it should be beautiful too".

to this:
Mom here instead of a pack of toilet paper for 4 rolls bought a paper towel. I showed her, explained, struck... Then she dragged them somewhere into the kitchen and stumbled, the towels, the paper in the toilet is no longer. How to explain to mom that in harsh times and a towel to wipe your ass is not a sin?

In the early 1990s, we accidentally brought it from Poland. The grandmother with the words "no b--t and shame in the Poles" cut it in half.

For introverts there is no separate boiler in hell.
YYY: Can you do it with yours?

I will take you to the tundra on the deer in the early morning.
I will desperately throw it straight into the snow.
You will know that all my brains have been wasted in vain.
And you fucking go back, I tell you.

Today came to visit a friend who works in the contact hand zoo located in the TC, we had this conversation, (I)-it is I, (Z)-it is a friend:



What are the funniest animals?

c) the units

What are the worst swamps?

c) the children



He says that some animals are much more human than humans.

I talked to the girl for a couple or three days, her photos were unclear what they were (with blurry, effects and other stuffs for shy girls), but I wasn’t especially excited, because mutual subjects were delivered. I decided to call the movie. We agreed in October (minsk) for a specific session. I bought tickets in advance, but as a real fool, I was 20 minutes late. Running to the building, I call - it doesn't lift up.. The SMS comes: "I'm already in the cinema." I go inside, near the box and the poster is empty. I go further. Oh, a lonely girl sitting in a pavilion next to the bar. I fit :

Veronica and Hello.

and hello

Have you been sitting long?

20 minutes and what?

I spit around and I feel some tension on her side. Whoever is worried, is worried. Not a trouble. I suggest going to the hall, because the movie has been running for half an hour. She refuses to say that it’s not bad here. I ordered cocktails. We sit, talk, laugh for 5 minutes. There comes an SMS: “Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you, 15 series 20th place.”

At first he was sitting in a stupa. However, how many interesting Veronica)))

Katya, I am in my blanket house, I have a cat hostage, I demand:
ice cream
The machine
Stop calling me a child.

I went to the supermarket today:
Momma with the children and a huge cart approaches the box office, leaves the children on unloading, and goes to the end, picking up bags.
The kids are starting to empty the car. But the smallest to the products in the cart is not reached. The elderly go on, and I get on with him. He looks around and joyfully begins to throw on the tape all the stuff that the box office has: shavers, candy, chocolate...
The older children do not notice, and the cashier breaks. It came to Mommy. She squeezed, turned the first chocolate in her hands... then she saw the second, the third, ran to the children, stopped the cashier...
But, they resolved quickly. Something was returned, directly on the tape, the goods were broken down into two bunches, and the treasurer with an unmistakable look scratched the unnecessary goods into a separate package.
P.s It was not in Russia, and I don't know Spanish, and I don't know English, and my mom with the cashier :-(

xxx: What is interesting is that even the Slavic group also has problems with the sound of Y, for example, in Croatia they have not been able to teach, although many words are similar to our own.

YYY: What’s complicated there? You talk long, and at the same time try to smile :) Old receiver.

zzz: The old receiver is to make hundreds of people look dumb on the monitor.

Classical case in the pharmacy:

Give a pack of citrons.

There is no Citramone, there is Citromone ultra. Take the same thing.

If it is the same, get a package.

It costs 284 rubles.

Among the acquaintances there is a couple: he and she are under 40, live together for 10 years, the marriage is not registered, there are no children. A few years ago, they began to appear everywhere together with another couple, slightly younger than themselves. At all meetings and trips, they hold together four, cheering each other's poops. Talking to my husband, I-“They behave like a Swedish family.” To what the husband philosophically says: Well, Tolstoy noticed that all families are happy in different ways. Someone has dogs, some kids. They decided to take Olesya and Dima.

3 years ago, I was on an interview at a company in Peter. Now you will not be surprised by talking to HR before an interview with a specialist, and then it was something new for me, but once you need to talk, you need to.



A bit of communication



HR: Hi, I am a HR company, I have held this position for 15 years and have earned the most positive feedback during this time. I work in any environment and am ready to find any candidate for any project with any goals, any abilities, any wishes, hopes and aspirations. I always take care of our employees, I appreciate their personality, I missed another 5 minutes of discovery, I hope we will be friends with you, I see that you are already interested. What can you say about yourself?

I am a developer, architect of the project, I have been doing this for 10 years and have earned the most positive feedback. I work in any conditions, if there are cookies, I take care of the testers, I value their personality,... (here I am interrupted)

HR: It was enough to say “I am a programmer”



HR: Can you go to work tomorrow?

I: No, because I still need to work on my current job.

HR: So you are looking for a job before you quit with the old one? ? to

I: I’d say most people do that, but if you’re reassured, in your current job you know I’m going to leave slowly.

HR: It’s pretty somehow...



HR: What would you do if we said we took you?

I: I will die of joy I will think if I am satisfied with the conditions, I will evaluate other proposals

HR: Did you go to other companies for interviews? ? to

I: Am I your only candidate?

HR : what? No, of course, we have a serious company we are conducting a careful selection, I have held this position for 15 years and during this time I have earned the most positive reviews.

I: And how does the company differ from the candidate in this case?

HR: More company



I spoke for two hours with HR.



HR: Do you want to know what our specialists represent?

I would like to talk to at least one of them.

HR: Usually an interview with a specialist occurs after communicating with me

I: And when will that moment approximately come?

HR: When I decide I’ve learned enough about you



It was the first and last (hopefully) interview when I got up, thanked for the time spent, said goodbye and left.



In my back, I said, “So I don’t call you?”



Never call me again. Never ever...

With Geektimes:
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YYY: Where do you come from?
Zzz: Well, when a boy and a girl love each other very much, they have a wish.
... but the barrel does not withstand the carrier and plunges the cargo.

My son is afraid to swim.

How is he afraid? He reasonably fears.

There is a swimming pool in the kindergarten, but the boy does not drag there.

Mom encourages him, “Don’t be afraid, you have a coach there!”

The six-year-old boy disbelieved and said, “No one! No one time! I haven’t seen her swim! She just walks upstairs! dressed up!”

I shrugged my lips skeptically:

“I see no point in trusting my life to such people! “And you?”

People, what makes you buy a place next to the one you already have, when the rest are free? How many times has it been: I come to the semi-empty hall, I choose the central row and a chair in the middle, other people are sitting far from me. And almost always someone comes and sits next to me.

We asked – we answered. Everyone wants a place in the middle and a place in the middle. It has the best view and sound. Who is looking at the screen from the bottom or from the side? But suddenly it’s busy with you. Not a trouble. On one side, there is almost no difference. But in 2-3 years, it needs to look like this. Keep the eye constantly. The stereo effect is broken.

Choose an extreme place for yourself, as you don’t like sitting next to someone in a public place. The cinema is not a place where you can relax next to a stranger. They come to the cinema to watch the movie. The point.

“Today the baptism, all the water in the cranes will be holy!
Don’t worry, we have a filter.

What is the name of the railway station?
There is no railway station in the city.