Sometimes you have to make people laugh to distract them from wanting to hang you.

and

All designers have the superpower to recognize male genitals in absolutely any picture.
The idiot Lebedev is an example.

The Chinese have decided to return the lost submarine drone to the United States.
But tomorrow in the oceans will swim exactly the same, only with three sims and a lighthouse.)))
and dust.

I encountered on the church channel discussions about the reality of the virtual world.
People who believe in the irrational and talk to an imaginary friend consider communication in the virtual space to be unreal.
Fuck how cute!

So what is it?
Theatre of one actor.
Now you will be applauding...

There are anti-cafes, there are anti-cinemas, there are anti-taxis to go there. Taxi for those who are not in a hurry.
It is a tram.

<Cat Pehom> The mouse rebellion will begin with the fact that they will be bidding for pictures of cats.
<The Great Mouse> And that’s for you, Jerry, cock!

You are my bright star!
And yet!
You are my hot sun.! to
And yet!! to
You are my warm moon ;)
The idiot!! to

"Yes, we will cut your harvest. As the snow in the desert will fall, so will we lower it, immediately. - the hechakal Arabs.

xxx: How to display in the online store in the section "Technology in the packaging" products with the tag "ordered". New service "Remember the packaging at your request"?
ууу: When there was no internet, but there were newspapers of free ads, I read in the "computer technology" section two ads in a row: 1. I sell SVGA monitors in working condition. I am buying a defective monitor. I was very keen to insert a third ad between them: "I break SVGA monitors".

About three years ago there was a case. Classic of the genre. I was driving a truck with a heat car in my head. It is approaching an unregulated move. The car goes right. Tom is out, Tom is out. It is still ringing, the car is not going to brake. The driver uses emergency, but does not have time. The car crashed into the rear section of the locomotive. Thank goodness, there were no casualties after the arrival of the DPS and the bosses, the break-up began. They approach this unborn driver and start to report, say how, you have seen the train... We still laugh at his answer:
And the shell? He has an obstacle to the right and he has to give up to me!

Americans are stupid?

A: Anonu hasn’t been lucky with fast food lately (he was terribly hungry, took the classic in the KFS, dreamed straight about it, bitten... and almost blew up on the spot, because the whole bottom of the cottage was of some unsweetened whether it was live or skin.
That same evening after the movie, still hungry, bought a sandwich with a branch, bitten, and that crushed something ugly on the teeth, like cartilage x(
At night he cooked a safe strawberry and hated everything.

Q: You are a risky guy, I once broke my tooth with a ham.

I read on the internet on the topic of openings.
(For instance, something is unclear why classes are cancelled in such a heat???)

In Saratov -20 degrees Celsius.
Classes in schools were cancelled.
I walked out for food and saw a touch. At the stop, two different sexes of young creatures unfolded open roofs on jeans, covering their ankle. Isolated and gone, ready for this long winter and in general to terrible life.

Maybe I’m stuck in the past, but every year in December I look at Eldar Ryazanov’s Carnival Night to raise my mood.
Comrade Ogurtsov (to judge from the position of our Ministry of Culture) is still not outdated and many of his statements are still relevant.
“We need to educate our audience. You can’t raise him with bare feet.”
“Don’t kiss him, it makes a bad impression.”
“Music needs to take you, lead you, but at the same time not distract you.”

Do not write here anymore.

> It is interesting that the creators of advertising with Boyarsky are aware that the channel and sewerage are the same. And to call food a pure canal... It smells like that...

Something I remembered was the Michalkovic interpretation of the expression, but it was there that a fictional character, a being of emphasized grotesque degeneration, said it. Do not exist in reality, please.

The law “paid entry into the city” was adopted.

The draft law “Payment of villages” is being prepared.

An interesting zoology.
Everything you need to know about people is explained in detail on the channel
The Planet of Animals. You just have to be able to listen.
In some national park in South Africa, a problem appeared - young elephants, males - teenagers.
They began to hooliganize - just trouble!
They are unskillfully chased for females outside the season of love, and they will be elephant looking, trying to scratch - the female is tortured. The old elephants, the matriarchs, are defeated from the last forces - the males are by definition larger.
And everyone, like one - the teenagers started to go, so I translated musth, don't be disappointed.
Running, raising both lobes, on the sides of the forehead, from the ears of specific discharges, stinking, aggressive - on tourists rush, attack buses.
Well, it can’t be tolerated, the staff decided, we have to do something.
The salvation came in the form of two elephants, males with an experience of three times older than teenagers and much larger, real bulls, tested by battles and romance. They were missing in the park, the braconniers, or they had to borrow from the neighboring park.
The introduction of the generation of fathers has provided a surprisingly fast solution to all teenage problems
The bulls stumbled out of the chase at a moment - when meeting with the bull, the teenager dried up in place, the hobbits descended, to the females - not a leg, type - and can we grass here?
There – there – there – there – there.
Thank you, the teenagers answered and went to groups for an extended day - to grow up slowly, to gain height and weight. And the rules of behavior in the elephant society to learn.
A simple story from the life of elephants, right?
So the demographic explanation of social shocks was not much more difficult.
If the percentage of young people, especially unmarried or without a prospect of being married, exceeds certain parameters, there will be trouble. Testosterone drunk boys will run through the streets with guns in their hands.
So take care of the mature men, the guards of order.
What I got a toast - let's drink for the gray and calm guardians of society - let's, men, for us!

Oh! The manager bought a new car. Now he will come to tell us that the country is in crisis and he is forced to reduce our wages.

The editor changed on the bills, and if before it seemed that the same graphist complains, then now it looks like a letter from a five-year-old.

AH> In the USSR it was called a comprehensive lunch

The actual part of which the cook was taken home, and the fictitious was served for distribution. and :)