When social networks just started to appear, we had a local network between several houses in our neighborhood. One day, the high school students, remarkably arrived, decided to hold a contest, who more fun nick in the chat will come up with. Thus appeared in the chat. It didn’t take much time for this guy to become a whisper once and for all at school.

Many years passed, I graduated from university and worked in a real estate company. With my colleague, webmaster Dasha, we didn’t have much in common, but we found one common acquaintance. One day, Dasha showed me a photo with a company of friends.

I started by pointing to the person in the photo.

and whisper. Dacha finished for me.

In an online sexshop - some ridiculous, shapeless piece of green shit depicting a

I think he’s going to go for 12.5K.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh!! to

XXX: as I introduce vodka with cake, it becomes bad...

yyy: in the existence of work in the theater - there was lightly on the table, after the premiere, vodka and cake.
They also eat flowers, but less often.

The issue of appeals.
And you know, I even have fun when I’m called a “girl,” even though I’ve been out of my youth for a long time. Of course, I understand that this is due to the lack in our language of adequate appeals and quietly think "not lust yourself". But it’s more pleasant than ‘woman’ and, God, ‘grandmother’!

Russia has created a system of underwater navigation working on GLONASS.

They have completed the formation of a submarine group of satellites!

After trials with a crazy glucose program:

XXX: Something is resolved by shamanism, something by sacrifice.
XXX: There are no outcome situations.

Scotland Yard has found a simple way to bypass the iPhone lock screen

Police pull the smartphone out of the suspects’ hands during the conversation and prevent the screen from locking.

For the seventh time in a week, it suddenly fell snow. Airports are not ready, we cancel flights. The Road Service: Wow! What a surprise! Stop by 9 points. The Assembly: Ashpelme bešpelme! by Satan. The courtyards are covered with snow. We jump like rabbits. Once again, winter arrived in Russia completely unpredictably.

This is Timati’s best song, I’m shielding. At least, that’s the only thing I can sing when they talk to me about Timothy. He’s beautiful: it’s the Tandum Verde Fort... ah, how brutal it is. Should call him to advertise anti-hemorrhoids

Stones under the photo of a multi-storey village with chickens
And when the eggs fall out of them sitting on the upper fold, do they not beat? Does it mean that the eggs are broken?
2: They do not break, they carry eggs in sludge boxes!and :)
3: There below the wolf with the basket runs and catches!)))
4 is no. Their wolf with the basket catches, you know, don’t you? It is :)

Talk about fraudsters on the air:
XXX: You have all your data. Give him a shit box. I am willing to pay for the transfer.
YYY: I will put
Zzzz: Here’s what you’re paying.

Oleg, how did you get in the tanks? Did he lie after being drunk? Drunk Sisadmin is not his WSAD master? ))))

At work, I often fly airplanes and I like to see pilots with a sense of humor. Here is my small collection:

“Welcome to the past.” Upon landing, flight Khabarovsk-Moscow

2) "We fly at an altitude of 10,000 meters, the temperature on board -56C... a big request not to open the window"

3) "And now we are flying over the Baikal, from the height of flight there is a very beautiful view of the lake, but you will not see it because it is very cloudy."

4) “You can’t knock, we can’t hear anyway.” At the landing.

That he is not allowed to sleep even on the mattress, no one cares: after eighteen years, the guardianship does not protect the forehead. It is easy to create a paradise for anyone. It is dumb enough to change the locks every day and not give the keys, and the forehead is ordered to ride every day with mints.

What made you so happy with this child?

As for changing the locks every day, it is not yet known who will be the first to do it.
Parallelly, the child is filed in court against the parents, which prevent them from using the residential landlord. Especially if several times mints have come and these actions are protocoled.
You can call the Ministry of Emergencies with mints together and you will turn the door (because in the castle they do not collapse), and in the presence of the police it will be legal that you will not be able to insert the locks for a long time.
Then go to court for an apartment exchange.
You can model for a long time, but the question is, where do you give birth to children, if you have not been able to raise them and apply such draconian measures to make them bombs?

What if we invest in the development of our employees, but they will then be fired?

What if we don’t invest and they stay?

I listened to my 5th grade brother’s conversation with his mother.

2 in English. ! to Survived...

B: That’s because I didn’t bring a working notebook.

M: Why didn’t you bring her? You said that you are independent and will collect the portfolio yourself.

B: Okay, I admit my mistake. Collect it you.

I’m a sociable person and don’t mind talking if I have something to say. While on the watch, in the evenings after the shift, I call home to my wife almost every day. When I talk, I wear a headset because the phone in the wagon catches communication only near the window, and standing, pressing the phone between the ear and the cold glass, the pleasure is much lower than average. But here I hardly have news, so most of the time my wife speaks. After one of these calls, a colleague who came later and didn’t start the conversation told me how I looked from the outside. Further from his words.



I go into the balcony and I see: you are sitting quietly staring at the phone, lying near the window. I think you may wait until the connection appears, maybe the phone will not be taken. You sit for 10 minutes, 20 minutes, half an hour. Then you say, “Well, for the time being, a quiet night.” by Fuck! So all this time you are, it turns out, on the phone "butted"!



Well, what, I have a "day of sickness", to tell me nothing but to listen to my wife, in my free time, I love.

The question of corruption and ratings
I bought a book for children (6+) about animals. I sit and write.
A picture of two coupling frogs.
The signature to the picture "The female frog carries the weakened after winter sleep male to the pond".

I am sitting in a subway car. People are fine, morning, all work.

I go in, I walk through the middle, I get my phone, I start connecting to wi-fi.

I feel somebody pulling my hand, I turn, a aunt with a very bad look stands and says:

Young man, go away from me.

In the sense? What am I disturbing? I stand as if I am free, I do not touch anyone

You are stealing my internet.

- O_O

Stone under a completely blunt overview of equipment for survival (there are gloves for cuts, and a minicast, and a pen with a sharp end to tick the enemy, and a lot of all kinds of stuff, even!!! The Flash):

I walk through the forest, I am lost, the night is soon, it is dark, it is raining, it is cold. There is no food. The phone sat. You have to spend the night and then somehow find the way home. I am in panic. But what is it? I remember having a great multi-table for survival in my pocket. Ura, it has a flat screwdriver, and cross-shaped, and corner keys, and clothes. Now I am not afraid, I can breathe freely. I am saved! I will go and gather the gravicia from the centuries of pine trees and fly on it home.