After the holidays*
Canakau: hacked the account?
The Diamond: No Not broken up! My account has not been hacked! Requests for money, insults and shitty comments were really written by me!

Has your account been hacked?

No is! Not broken up! My account has not been hacked! Requests for money, insults and shitty comments were really written by me!

Births in cats, lions, tigers and all cats, as well as in sheep and goats, and also, strangely enough, in rabbits and even in whites, are called corns.
Why - I don't know, apparently, because it's easier than to come up with all kinds of words such as worship, worship and the like.
Although for sheep in Ushakov's dictionary there is an option - lamb.
And for rabbits, I heard the option - okrol.
But both of these words are used much less often than the traditional corner.

US Embassy in Moscow suspended visas due to water supply problems

The comments:

The Russian hackers broke into the sewer.

To warm up is to become a bad vegetable.

A discussion of the 2017 film of the 1960s: Atomic trains, weather control stations, photonic starfighters, and so on.
The commentary:
These were expectations. But here is the reality: "January 3, 2017: an inhabitant of Yakutia blinded a giant cock from the dew."

When it was -30 in Moscow, American diplomats asked Putin to expel them from Russia.

Here is a quote...

> because no one knows what the mysterious species mushrooms collected along the highway consist of.

It is a sin not to quote:

lll> We call these "sumziks". Middle Ural Medeplavil Plant. Plus the sufixes.
nnn> This is great. The mushrooms are even cooler than the berries I ate in a meter from the eight-lane highway. I called these berries “Tetraethylfighter.”

1: - Well I also had a package of cola before the holidays.I drank it.
2 by Sam?
So why alone? With a cognac!

What is that special Trump has done? You think you won the election! stated by J. L.

>>>>>>
boiled steamed milk,... sex... in a condom

>>>>>>
The direct analogy:
- in the ranks of the "non-amateurs" second
In the first infection.

The first working day.
I sit in the office and can’t get involved immediately.

Max is sitting next to him, focusing his eyes on the hole. Probably in the same condition. and says:

- But a hole is the same as a blister, only a hole.

January 9, the first working day after the holidays. Judging by the fact that I was called from work, I was not fired after the corporate.

Selfies from the bike parade in Moscow on January 8.

(A photo of Jack Nicholson from the final "Shining" is attached.)

My friend drove in the first days of January from Moscow to us over the Urals. He passed by Kazan, he himself is Russian. further from his face.
I caught some radio in Tatar, they say funny, the music is fun, I don't touch anyone. Stop the locals. I go down, I drop the glass. It seems, it is listened and issued: "In fact, we catch alcoholics here, but it does not apply to you, go through!"

Whoever understood the joke, do not read further.
Listening to Tatar Radio = Tatar = Muslim = Not Drinking (well or just his own)

Some time ago I clicked the cross on the advertisement Yandex.direct and on the question "why I am not interested" one or another advertising message put a crack "I am not interested in this topic". Yandex offered in the following order: apartments in Moscow from..., Best smartphones of 2016, Electrical Stimulators for the press of your dreams. And in despair of the fact that I am not interested in anything: "enlargement of the penis in 2 weeks!"

I got a bunch of packages with various gadgets and hooks with AliExpress. Of the 22 packages, only 3 have instructions in Russian. There is a tower, a spirometer and an alcotester. These stereotypes...

The girl chest:
Q: How to make sure that the guy does not disappear after the first sex? = is
A: borrow money from him.)

I see somewhat bad people fige with natural products. Maybe they are not so useful? One yesterday described how cheese from milk makes, and tricked in this simple process not the serum from the crushed milk, but the patch to squeeze, another, if Jesus Christ, from 3 liters of milk manages to make cheese, cream for his family, including the teeth, while some of the milk they drink in natural form. Lord, you would ask where the owners feed their cattle, it seems that something is clearly not the case.

Mom here instead of a pack of toilet paper for 4 rolls bought a paper towel. I showed her, explained, struck... Then she dragged them somewhere into the kitchen and stumbled, the towels, the paper in the toilet is no longer. How to explain to mom that in harsh times and a towel to wipe your ass is not a sin?