Good people differ from evil people by hating groups of people alone, while evil people hate groups of people alone.

Once one of my acquaintances decided to improve their housing conditions: to change their one-bedroom apartment for a two-bedroom. Whoever wanted to make an exchange was quickly found. So, one of the alkas (let the Igor), who went on to pay. The description of the apartment to which he had to move arranged him, and he did not even want to look at it, and the surcharge arranged him even more. The only condition he had was to help with moving the furniture. Well, on the designated day, trucks come, take the couch, closet, table and three chairs and take them to the appropriate address. The hallway of my acquaintance in the single room was decent, and everything, except the table, fit there. Igor, having received the keys, immediately ran to the corresponding department of the store of his lifestyle, and at the table in the kitchen arranged an improvised banquet, where he fell asleep in the salad. He found a couch and arranged to sleep there. I woke up and appreciated the quality of my new apartment. I immediately called my acquaintance:
- Andrei, I generally have no complaints to you, but it hurts your room is small. No, I am satisfied with the supplement as well, but it hurts too little.
Andrei was slightly panicked, as the room was 16 square meters. The meters, of course, are not horny, but the title "too small" does not pull. The origins of this opinion could have been different, and therefore he urgently moved to his past address. What was discovered. The loaders placed almost the entire treasure of the alkas in the hallway and placed the closet so that it sealed the door into the room. And the hallway, where the aforementioned couch was, could go out of the bedroom. They signed up and signed the move.

Our man has two problems: the state does not care about him and the state is interested in him.

Xxx: Going home from work. I decided to arrange a surprise for my wife, picked up a good vineyard in the store, steaks with beef, delicious cheese, etc. I approach the box office, and there is a very sympathetic saleswoman, we know her for a long time and communicate quite fun. They are constantly struggling with each other and all that. But not any more.)

She sees such a set and says, luckily, Light, if just now would not have refused to do so. He looks at me with such clever eyes. I am deeply and for a long time married. You can’t imagine how right that was!!! He nodded my head behind my back. There the wife stands and slides like a very predator)) The foundation of course was strong. I could really say anything wild, and then prove that I was joking.

In the Middle Ages, there was the profession of urine collector in Flanders’ Ghent (now Belgium). From the urine, ammonia was then extracted, which went to make a cellulite for powder. In the morning, the collectors drove around the city with a barrel and paid for urine. Of course, there were cunning citizens who began to dilute the product. Then a new profession appeared - a tasting urine, which organoleptically determined the quality and concentration of precious ammonia. But the New Times came, people learned to synthesize ammonia or extract it in other ways, and the profession of a urine tasting became unnecessary. And all these urine specialists left Flanders, moved to Amsterdam and founded the Heineken brewery.

Xxx: Yeah, I heard after the coke “bite” on the truffles.

And very much)



Yyy: Only a member becomes the size of a miniature



Zzzz: What is increasing?

Xxx: One of us had a sharp break at the feast, many noticed, as he was telling something at that moment. So here. He had his cheeks swollen, he thought everything, PZZZ. But no, he swallowed back, and it ticks up again, so far as the beard has flowed, he swallows back again. And here's his second act of returning the content back, the two can't stand and pour their plates and tables, all ran away, except for the two ladies sitting between them - they decided to support the company and also started to bluff. By the way, Vitalik, from what was happening, vomiting demands passed, he splashed his mouth with mineral lax, drank and moved away from the outburst. That evening, the company split into two "camps" - condemning and defending him. Vitalik responded to all the attacks philosophically: Personally, I did not blame.

Xxx: I paid for coffee. has gone. I remembered that I did not give up. He returned, took the gift, and left. I went back to the office and realized I didn’t have coffee. Back for coffee.

Barista: “I made you stronger.”

XXX: I remember when I was a child, the cops were fucked up before me. In a quantity of 6. I had to run away and they all ran after me. I ran well. In the end, the biggest were swollen or bored, and after a couple of quarters I realized that only one was running behind me - the smallest and most fucking (why the smaller the more fucking always). and he apparently did not notice the loss of the support team in the dust of the hunting hazard). I turned and stumbled from his heart into the table. A little bit on the ground with his feet. I still remember this story with warmth in my heart.

There are now two armies of unemployed people in Afghanistan who have pretended to be at war with each other for 20 years.

Saturday 10 in the morning. The Coffee. Coffee, coffee and the mood. An adult respectable man picked up a pack of baked food and a couple of coffee. The barista:
What kind of milk and sugar do I need?
for a minute.

Receives a mobile communication device (as well and convenient, in the last century would have had to run into a telephone machine):
and allo! Sora my daughter! and Moning. Papua is not far away. He wants to chew you with bread and boiling drink. Coffee with milk...what? For a moment, he asks the barista, “Sorry, do you have a cold beer?”

Gordon says that as a child he was irritated by the "Invisible Smoke".
Of course, I believe that the boy named Gordon was irritated by the "Invisible".

Xxx: I just went to the shelters, in the company of friends on the vacation base. It was hot and I was dressed up with beer, cognac and vodka, and on top of it I ate shishelks and apparently bread, so I became very foolish. He sat down on the bench and began to bleed, and two dogs came from there and began to eat. In the breaks between the calls they so gently waved their tails asking for additions))

xxx: I was lost in the kindergarten when a group went to the dentist. After the doctor, on the way back to the kindergarten. I was scared wild. I walked on a deserted street, cried, and eventually a woman met at the pedestrian crossing, she asked me and somehow understood which garden I was from and took me there. There were already teachers with the corvalol sitting, I felt that the atmosphere was very oppressive. I was placed in a corner for the whole quiet hour and until my father arrived, I was mocked and threatened that my parents would come and just destroy me. I was wildly scared. But the father came, they began to tell him what kind of pig I was, how I scared everyone, I was terrified. And he quietly asked, was it in their mind that they sprinkled the child and put him in the corner for that? Did she not endure anything while she was walking alone on the street? At that point I realized that my father was my wall.

I was 8. I thought I was grown up enough to help my mother not just at home. I decided, then, to take my sister from the garden so that my mother comes home, and we are already here.

I took my sister out of the garden. I still wonder how her teachers gave me. Maybe it was time, I was not afraid.

The weather was wonderful, a golden autumn. I think I’ll give my sister a pleasant walk. We went into the bistro, ate puddles and ice cream. I had the money because I took out the bottles I found on the street.

It was fun. My sister is happy.

From the garden to the house 40 minutes. Given that we entered the bistro, we spent an hour on the road.

I bring my sister home, and my mother is home. I said, “Mom, I brought my sister. You don’t have to go to the garden for her. In response, “What the hell? ? to ? to We searched you already! Where did you go? ? to ? to Go into the room! My father is waiting for you! “For what? I wanted to help! I told the teachers that I brought my sister home! Why was searching? We would come home by ourselves! We have come! It is OK! “I screamed to her with tears.

Of course, I was in shock! My childhood mind did not know that we would be sought. Of course, my father tossed me to the blue, not listening to my screams about what I wanted best.

The next day on the body appeared bleaches from "education" belt. I was sitting in the full bathroom and crying... crying... I was so sorry for myself... I was so offended. I had no evil intention.

My sister heard me crying in the bathroom. Then she approached me and said that the day I took her out of the garden and brought her to Bistro was the best day.

I changed my driver’s license on Saturday. He submitted documents, told me to go to the office and wait. The door opens, girl:

Sit in front of the camera.

He makes a picture.

Will you see how the photo went?

And why?

You have ten years to walk with these rights.

So I have been walking with this face for ten years 😉

The argument)

Right is given, all well.

British scientists have proven that the mind that manages to successfully hide from others for a long time is actually stupid!

One of the most memorable exhibitions I've been to was held in England and was devoted to the drug Talidomide, or more precisely to the victims of this drug.

The substance talidomide was developed in the 1950s in Germany - the company Chemie Gr

- This is our new reception hall in the style of Louis XVI.
I never thought that Louis XVI was a Roma.

The EP wants to ban Russofobs from entering Russia. But why? They are all here and sitting in office.