The second summer of Covid’s Christmas is over.

The boss brought his wife today. A beautiful blonde (and also very smart). Honestly, I was surprised myself), the nails are enlarged, the eyes are down...

The head of the advertising department comes, and he took the wife of the boss for a new employee:

“Calculate me... (a lot of work per week), you have an hour!

She, of course, was offended by such greed, but since she was an educated accountant, she had time to calculate something. He is:

I think I said everything! I’m going to pick up a blonde! You have to be fired! Report to the boss! As a name?

by Konenko...

“Not your boss’s name, fool, but your name?! to

It is my own, Cohen. I am his wife.

What happened to the head of the advertising department after these words is difficult to describe... It had to be seen! Now he is with us with all of you...

Interestingly, will Putin get 10,000 as a retired or 15,000 as the Supreme Commander-in-Chief?

xxx: A friend's cat is not a cage, taught to a sweater. “Happy” with him several times a day. No problems



The main thing is not to sleep in a sweater.

Recently called a taxi on the tariff Ultima - Business. The new BMW 5er. The driver in an impeccable suit with a tie and lacquered shoes came out and opened the passenger door in front of me. In the cabin sounded calm music of the Monte Carlo radio, smelled good perfume, in the side pockets of the doors were drinks. When we drove smoothly, the driver turned around and polently asked, “Would there be any special wishes?”

Please turn the turns on. I answered with an indiscriminate tone.

I scratched with him all the way, and yes, the twists he included)

Money loves silence, but it is stolen from the noise.

Georgy Danelia, recalling the film "Aphony", said: "...the greatest number of applause at creative meetings in theaters was interrupted by the alcoholic, ugly and finished fool Fedor, who in our film was magnificently played by Borislav Brondukov. In the costume and makeup, Bory was so organic that when he went out to smoke during the shooting at a restaurant (the restaurant we filmed at night in Moscow), the Swiss didn’t want to let him go back. Brondukov explained that he was an actor, that without him the shooting would fail, the Swiss did not believe. There are many such artists here! Brandon insisted. The Swiss threatened to call the police. And I would call, but here on the street looked my assistant Rita Tales. “Borislaw Nikolaevich, you are here! She was pleased. “Where did the actor go?” – “Is he really an artist?” “I’m surprised by the Swiss.

...And later, when I was filming “Tears Drop” in Rostov-Yaroslovsk, I was in the hotel, in my room, suddenly heard that someone was singing French songs in the restaurant. has descended. It was late autumn. There was very little people in the restaurant. On the stage with the microphone in his hand stood Brondukov and sang a song from the repertoire of Ivan Montan. And it was no longer an avid and lustful Fedor, but an elegant, plastic and enchanting French chansonier. It’s a pity that his talent has remained untold.”

The highest promise to ban officials from having dual citizenship has taken a worthy place next to the promise not to raise the retirement age.

The waitress counts a couple in the cafe. The girl:

I didn’t eat this salad at all. Not even touched. Do not count him. It can be sold again.

Unfortunately not. It is forbidden to sell the same dish a third time.

I have nothing to defeat my own laziness. Winning the Lenin.

My friend works as a warehouser. Looking for a job with a higher salary and better conditions.

In the region there is a large retail network, constantly looking for warehouses and suppliers in the logistics center with p.p. 60-70.

The conditions of the device to work are as follows - you go out for 5 hours of work, you are given a scanner and sheets with a list of goods. The number of trucks must be shipped as quickly as possible. The list of goods from alcohol and laundry powder to ham and flashbacks, names a huge number.

So, he has been driving 5 times, passed the selection. He is already speaking faster and faster, he is about to be taken and he is preparing for the next selection.

Do you have to say that they are not paid for this and that the vacancy hangs for years?

The world is full of technicians and ballabols. Everything around you is made by technicians. Everything you know about, but what didn’t happen (the bridge to Sakhalin, the world’s leading economy, an average salary of $2,700, an apartment – to everyone) – was promised by balls.

I understand that there are circumstances of force majeure which entail the impossibility of renouncing foreign citizenship.
But then why not go on the other side – refuse to work in Russia? Citizenship and interests of the country are preserved.

At eight in the morning I was awakened by a phone call. The unknown number.
There are people who have the luxury right to unknown numbers of the tube not to take, but we lawyers are deprived of this right.
We, like Dr. Ibolit, always wait for work on the phone, so I took it.

I heard an agitated voice from a guy who belonged to him. So, by the way, the voice, without brutality, as if the cock who stood on the foot, whispered: "Babule, babule, it is me.
“My grandson! Grandchild what happened? You’re okay?” — I woke up, realizing that these zones went out to work in the morning, their branch that the Zapadosts grandchildren responds.

The voice in the trumpet, whispering, whispered and pronounced joyfully: “Baby! I hit a man in a car. The dead man is dead, he does not breathe, the dead man lies, he does not move. Blood is everywhere.”

Fuck, I was scared! Uncle, it’s not the first time that you’re waking me up again. Pull it off to the nearest bushes and drive yourself calmly. Just don’t forget to wash the car right away, not like last time.”

The voice cried and probably should have put the phone, but I probably got some trainee or just a fool, well, or a man whose motto was the phrase "never give up," so the voice with less enthusiasm said: "Grandma, this is not time, here the mints came."

“Your mother, call Uncle Serjoze, let him come and deal with his employees. Serezhka said a hundred times, "give your halluys the numbers of cars of all of us, so that we will not distract you in the little things," I said tired.
“Grandpa, so I don’t have his number, I have a new phone, I haven’t recorded it yet” – the tube whispered, the voice of the ringing man in front of his eyes.
“I will not give it to you either. I’m without glasses, I’m lying on the beach in Monterrey by the sea, and my glasses are left in the country. My grandson, it is easier. In Google, use the phrase "Chief Police Chief of Moscow" and you will immediately get Serezhka and his number," I said.
“Baby, the mints want money right now,” the newly acquired grandson said to me.

“Well, give them money then and Uncle Serjoze don’t call!” I said.
“And I don’t have that much money, they want a lot,” the grandson said even more sadly.

“I said I’m breathing the sea. Call your dad, although the weather, he will probably not take the phone, he is a guest at your uncle Volod. They jumped on the bears at night, and the fools are old and sleeping. Uncle Dimu pick up, he always plays computer games and doesn’t sleep. Or pick up Lavrov, let him help, after all, he is a baptist to you, he is in a pentagram, before Satan has vowed to protect you. Although he’s probably all there in thoughts about Afghanistan right now, it’s uncomfortable to distract,” I said and cried out.

“You are an old creature! Families like your country are starving. No shame of conscience. You hide the bodies in the morning, jump on the bears. The fraudsters! That you all die," said the grandson bass and instantly renounced such a promising family disconnected.
I wanted to tell him more about his relatives.

© Ksenia Poleshev

Pay five years of retirement age and get from Putin cashback of 10 thousand rubles.

My friend’s wife ordered a prostitute home when she was pregnant. A boyfriend comes from work, and his wife with a “gift” is sitting waiting for him. Speaks nobly, he whispered at this moment, asked the "gift" how much money they ought to pay for the call, paid and put on the door.



Yyy: He has an interesting wife.



Zzz: Very interesting, in vain he put her out of the door...

Xxx: And I, as a girl, will say that not everyone needs hair, apollons, and talkons. They marry absolutely for different and for silent too. There are 3 billion women on the planet and you think none of them will fit you?

I once walked down the underground crossing, and there was a couple of bombarded views. In short, the man in the shutdown and crazy, and his heart lady immediately carefully wipes his ass. You’re talking about sweat.)



Yyy: I am now bluffed by the upset :)

Xxx: Here another factor in the appearance of the girl plays a role. I always had a puppy on clothes, as long as I pursued it - it was useless. Mint, dirty, with a hole - no difference. at the hairdresser. For a long time I refused to shave my "beautiful" eyebrows, although I bought him a good shave when he was 13. I wash every day, thank you. And here, a miracle, with the appearance of some mysterious Anastasia (I have not been shown yet, but, they say, beautiful) my obaltus clamps up jeans, and a snow-white shirt, monitors socks on the subject of scratches, shaves properly and goes to a fashionable hairdresser.)



Yyy: It’s only exactly until the candy bouquet is over and they’ll eat with that same Anastasia.)



Xxx: And that will be Anastasia’s problems.

In my childhood I had toys. There was no Barbie. There was no money in the 90s. My best friend had 40 of them. The real ones. She even sometimes let me touch them, not just watch her play. She was brought by her sister from Moscow. And here, at her sister’s next arrival, I picked it up and cried, “Barbie, please bring me.” I’m terribly ashamed of these words now, but I was 6-7 years old. After a while, my girlfriend’s sister came back, boasting me with a new doll. I forgot about my request. I didn’t even think she would be executed. So 15 years have passed. My friends and I separated in high school. We met and walked. And here she tells me this story. You remember, you asked my sister to bring a doll. She bought it for you. I was sorry to give it and I left it to myself. You saw her later when we were playing.” Here you can consider me whoever you want – I came back after the meeting and cried for a long time. I was sorry for the little girl who dreamed of Barbie. I was sorry for being small. And here is the paradox, I lived well without knowing this story. I remembered that request. I did not expect any gift. I know no one owes me anything. She told me that and I am sorry. I want to buy a doll. I choose very jealously. Such things.

Xxx: Recently accidentally poured tea in the office. I found a shovel and a hose to clean up. A colleague who observed these actions asks:

You must have served in the army, right?

I studied in the military university, I answer.

It is noticeable. You are so cleverly weaponized.