“I have a modern smartphone,” you say pathetically. Congratulations, and I have an ordinary button. And while you’re playing time-killing toys on the bus, I’m not so tempted to read a book.

Girl, now I am not just breaking the pattern for you, but in general scattering it into small pieces. Imagine, many of those sitting in a bus with a time-killing smartphone in their hands are also reading books! This is real, in one small and light smartphone can fit a whole closet of books of choice, and they can be carried with you in your pocket, without a drop of stress. If a book is not heavy and does not smell dust, then you are uncomfortable reading it? You are deceived, young people. I am already 50 years old, I read from early childhood, when books were not bought, but delivered. I like to read, rather than putting paper bricks in my hands, so I pay very little attention to the external design of the text. She read and magazine cuts, and "blind" copies, printed under the copier, and prints from matrix 9 needle printers, on which the letters are scattered into dots. The main thing is the skill of the writer and his own imagination, and the rest does not apply to reading as such. So long live the smartphones: thanks to them you can read a lot and not keep the dust collectors at home in the form of huge book cabinets.

Why do people do shit?
YYY: Because that’s how digestion works.

The protest!
And why is there no label "cat in the car"? For cats, a special fixator does not exist.

What did she find in it?
“You know, he was so sexually active that he made the impression of being brave, and so boring that he made the impression of being responsible.
(Moss is

>> As you know, rich is not the one who has a lot, but the one who has enough.

Another “great wisdom” for the poor. According to her, oligarchs and deputies and high-ranking officials in our country are poor - they are not enough.

Oh, listen to how the "poor people" whisper about "poverty" who have to buy a new maffinka for three months. The tears turn out of pity. Such people will consider themselves poor as long as there is someone richer than them. Thus e. and always.

The working week has ended...
Start of the weekend (

xxx: I heard that there are a lot of users of ios. Please contact a convenient financial manager.
yyy: It is easier to buy a seam and hire a personal accountant for delivery.

HH: and in general.
I am a logopedist, son of a teacher.
ууу: a descendant of the family of budgetaries and heir to the Sanfais throne in the communal?))))
Tagged: sugar
Here are you: the cattle.
I am a troll, a troll.
We are like these in the post-Mordor space.

I: What will we do at night?
My wife is sex.
I am mmm...
Wife is a joke! Watch the series.

There were better times. But we have those who are not sorry.

We decided once, traveling on a yacht in the autumn along the Black Sea shores, to buy fish from local fishermen. How to exchange for liquid currency.

We came to a bunch of buffers - they sit on the bench a hundred meters from the shore, the dudes are washed. We see, from the edge - the grandfather in his boat clings, trying to pull out the anchorage from under the bench.

Did you say there is a fish?
He said he raised the little one.
Can you raise a couple of degrees?
Why not give up? Subkin, of course, says when you are in trouble yourself.

They approached him and sent him the negotiator Vitashu. And Vitasya is able to replace even an adrone collider on a hammer.

While our brave sailor picked a better fish, his grandfather tried to pull his anchor from under his seat.

Vitaly chose, therefore, a fish, handed a hammer and was about to get on board, as his grandfather tells him: son, he says, help not in service, but in friendship to throw the anchor.

No question, Daddy He recalled Vital with his thunderstorm voice and with one movement pulled out the anchor, kicked him five meters away.

“Where is it? Yopt...” — shouted Grandfather and as he was in a jacket and boots jumped after him.

My grandfather gives! I was surprised by Vitaly.

You are a fool! Cap was surprised. Follow him, the bacon! He ended up in his hand!

We all jumped here. Fortunately, the grandfather quickly disintegrated under the water and was brought to us with angry eyes on board, where he was dressed in dry and in the following hours used all of our fuel for 3 days "for heating."

It is worth saying that on this day we learned a lot from our grandfather about ourselves, our parents and everyone around us, as well as about our mental abilities.

Would you cut off your finger for $100,000?
Depending on who.

From Hicks:
We and a friend in the universe somehow came up with the “Theory of the Infinite Acceleration of the Alcash.”
The point is that when Aliq is heavily swollen, it begins to move forward. In order to balance the occurring moment, he takes a step forward and aligns. But the theoretical part is that there is a certain angle at which the alchemy can no longer restore a vertical position and it needs to accelerate endlessly in order not to turn. Here is. I hope everyone understands that I’m not serious.

WOW: I’ve seen several times the alkas go out on such a corner. Infinitely accelerate them, however, interferes with cluttered legs. And the theory collapses along with the object of observation. and :)

HH: Yes, I am afraid it will remain a theory forever. XD But the spectacle is really fascinating.

xxx: The blues band requires a bassist, strictly 35+, contact icq 179xxxxxx
Yyy: Chat phone is silent
xxx the phone? How much do you forgive me?
YYY: 19 but I play the norm.

The innermost locus of control of Baron Munchausen. He also pulled himself out of the swamp, for the strong in spirit do not need points of support.

Radchand: When I was 4 years old, my parents started teaching me TB. They told me not to put any nails and metal objects in the socket, otherwise there will be a short switch.
What is a short circuit, I asked.
“Well, there will be scars,” the parents replied.
Do you? 🙂 I said.
When no one was home...
Indeed, Bach is the spark!

I live in Germany. Our neighbors, who lived on the second floor, sued the neighbors from below because they had a trampoline on the terrace and when children jumped on it, they could hypothetically look at them through the windows.

But it is necessary to pay tribute, the judge proved adequate, and in polite form sent them naked with their claims.

As an introduction, he wrote a small script, which in the for cycle summed the numbers from 1 to 5 and asked the audience what the result would be.

I said 500. Everyone in the audience laughed. Someone cried out that it would be 15. The teacher started the script. 500 server error. He missed the point.

I call the client – director of the school
I offer content filtration.
Director - Do you want to deprive the children of pleasure and also ask for money for it?

Dima Razbornov: Beeline calls for a black and yellow tree, writes "Beautiful loft, big footcourt". It’s a time of magic, I agree. What are these words, those who bow in the lofts? Only in the swing or how to get there?
Andrey Konovalov: To go to the loft, you have to make a camping-out, taking a selfie in the barbershop during the cam shoot, twisting the spinner
Andrey Konovalov: I did not try, but I read...