Here, Kungutych has burned up, which, in fact, is characteristic of a man with an unprecedented legendary modesty.
Well, in this connection, I remembered something about one story that happened when I served under his chief commander in the brave Emergency Service, precisely in 1996.
On the occasion of the war in Chechnya, our regional communication hub was provided with a full set of various equipment of the ZAS, which was notified by the commander who called me to our cozy headquarters in the center of Yekaterinburg. He handed me a sealed drawing to obtain this equipment and sent it to Moscow on two wheels. How long is it short – but we arrived in Moscow, the equipment was parked on the outskirts, and I went to the Ministry of Emergencies Office with an order to resolve the issue, so to speak, with the receipt of a completely secret property.
What is interesting is that I was not allowed into the administration itself, very impressed by this pomp, the abundance of protection and the arrogance of the inhabitants of the building. But how does it matter - our business is simple, although this is a problem - the clerk who was drawn in the predecessor has mistakenly figured out that there is no mistake in the outfit - we do not have the equipment of category 1 - that is, from the factory, there is only a set of category 2, that is, b / u or from a long-term storage warehouse. Therefore, I came together, reprinted the dress and gave me a paper already with a changed figure in the "category" column. Well, we, in fact, purple, our business to get and deliver, so he sent me to get to the central communication hub in the suburbs of Moscow Reutov.
They came there, found the head of the warehouse, he got acquainted with the contents of the suit, nodded, and sent one straw to one warehouse, the other to the other. The fighters of the armoured boxes loaded the rank by rank, the tents were armoured, all were scheduled, went to the management - there were also scheduled, unleashed and resigned. Upon arrival, I handed over the cars to the communications chief... and in the morning I was called for a scandal.
In short - in one car in sealed in honor boxes from the equipment of the ZAS loaded 10 tons of some kind of evil metal breakdown, when I watched - it was even strange, blocks are obviously ancient, separately plates, wires, documentation there is no, according to the words of experienced comrades - dismantling from special machines, long since removed from the arms, clearly scrapped shit. But in another car found up to 100 pieces of telegraph devices LTA-120 in so rotten from the moisture boxes that when unloading dropped the bottom.
Of course, I heard a lot of lustful things about my trip - and that I had to bring this straw at all, and what to do with me now... but the little cooler command decided that, in fact, I could not influence anything, that I was shipped and brought, and I had no authority to go under the sealed tents - my matter of delivery, and what was already loaded - it is a claim to the shipment warehouse. So my trip remained without consequences, unless I was thanked.
I will remind you - the second Chechen was going, and so the pre-water communication nodes needed at least some protection of information, and at this time in the capital someone smashed - fictitiously purchased the equipment, and shipped the sink. And then I did an innocent moustache, as I was told, like - you had to look at what you took. And for the sake of this affair, I was chasing the so-called cars for 2000 km and back, security, secrecy, and their mother...
But imagine, for example - so on the position you instead of ammunition will bring a bunch of firearms and simulated ammunition and say - fight. Approximately so it happened.
Before this, there was a history of how portable radio stations with absolutely harbour batteries were allocated to us - that is, they didn't even hold an hour at the reception. Closed the need, so to speak. A trend, of course. Tiloviki instead of the Afghans brought and handed out some bribes, such as "there were no others", the pro-service burned on the fact that it purchased and fed the soldiers pearl flour with worms, the automotive service found the ethanol glycol from which the radiators flowed. Every idiot in the war made his own hatchback.
In general, we were left without the equipment of the ZAS, and two pieces of metal breakdown were written into the wasteland. The money is burned, the goods are shipped, go to the shit - this is the position of management was. And while riding - I resigned a year later, and the commander died six months after my resignation - in general ends in the water. And now parts are not like that.
This is why the wolf lies, but the morale does not change. Looking at today's army and personally on Kunjitych, I think, and now there are such schemes quite in progress, unfortunately in August such an airplane crash happened.

Here and think - how combat ready and wealthy the army, with such commanders. And as for the Ministry of Emergencies - I think, I am not the only one who noticed that for a long time this department has been interested in disasters in the country, does not struggle to extinguish fires, and then it is not for what the palaces will be built and children in Europe will be kept.

In our country, a citizen’s knowledge of his or her legal rights is perceived by officials and police as a manifestation of bitterness.

If you want to know who your country belongs to, then, simply, look at the currency of which countries are selling the wealth of your country.

It was a long time ago, when the sun shone brighter, the dollar was cheaper, and the bald grandfather was younger, and carried the suitcase after his father's horse.
So, my sister decided to divorce the chickens, the chickens there and all the business... she did what she had planned, and then her husband's trip to Finland was organized.
The chickens were left to our care.
My mom honestly took the chicken gifts in the morning, and in order not to be confused on each wrote a date, a flommaster.
And then we decided to visit our sister and see how the bourgeois are rotten there. It was said - done, they threw the proceeds into the car, and went to the border.
Mommy didn’t allow us to put a box with eggs, because they probably don’t have that. I was not mistaken!
When we passed through our customs, and stood in line on the Finca, I read that almost all products were prohibited, including the box that we brought as a gift.
I think they will find it, they will take it. and wrong.
I was wrong, in part. A box with eggs, of course, the finish found, because we did not hide especially. There is no place, and there is no experience :) I opened and looked stupidly at the rows of eggs, on each of which a date was applied.
A little meditating, he asked, “Is that something?”? to
I answered the eggs.
What are these numbers?
This is birthday.
Who is Fash?
No, the eggs
Finn fell into full space, you could see his eyes. He closed the box and said “go through.”
I think he thought of the frog Russians who write his birthday on every egg.

But the Taliban are not the first, declared terrorists in Russia, agreed with Putin! And Ramzan Akhmatovich will not lie.

In Moscow you can rent a good apartment for 20-25 thousand rubles, but it will be somewhere on the outskirts, approximately in Novosibirsk.

Reminder for those who watch the unnamed video of deaths:



1st Man is killed by machine / loader / machine of factory metal - this is China;

2nd A person is cut off alive limbs, and then deprived of the head - this is Mexico;

Three A man was shot in the middle of the day on the street for no reason - it is Brazil;

4 is Man shot from a machine gun at a wedding in the air and accidentally killed a friend - it is Iraq;

5 is Man stumbled on the road and fucked to death in another car - this is Kazakhstan;

6 is A man hangs on the balcony under the salts, and then joyfully falls down - this is Russia;

7 is The man burning alive on the tires is Angola.

8 is The man with a loud laugh commits suicide on an electric pillar is India.

9 is A man rattles the policemen and then dies under their bullets – it’s the US.

10 is A man listening to music loudly at three o’clock at night is a dwarf.

What cultural people used to rain forests.

The Amritsar-Toronto flight was loaded with 400 passengers and only 200 lunches.

The airline made a mistake, and the crew was in a difficult position. However, one smart shipwoman had an idea!

About 30 minutes after the flight, she nervously announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how it happened, but we have 400 passengers on board and only 200 lunches! Anyone who is kind enough to give up their food for someone else’s sake will receive free alcoholic beverages in unlimited quantities throughout the flight!”

The following announcement was made in 6 hours:

“Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 200 lunches!”

If you take from the rich and give to the poor, it deprives you of the motivation to work both.

Xxx: I was somehow in the subway, there were not so many people, but all the seats were occupied. A miniature old lady came in at the stop, I gave her a seat, for which she thanked me and I turned away a little. Through the stop comes the guy who was sitting next to her. She immediately puts her hand in his place, so that no one of those who came in and handed me - go sit down. It was nice that she didn't voice like some - get up, I'm older!, was polite and stuck me in response :)

The easiest way to distinguish good from evil: if you are among the victims, then the evil has surely triumphed.

“A lot of aircraft are flying in the sky now, and all these aircraft are led by controls from the ground. If the aircraft — and not just one — would fly above the speed of sound, then how would they connect to the ground? As long as the sound flew from the pilot to the controller, while he answered something, the aircraft has already flown," read from the suffler with the view of a light improvement the imposing host of the program "Russia's Morning" in the air on August 12, 2021, the question to his interlocutor - a scientist and, apparently, himself refused. By age, the leading one from the generation "before the EGE", which is clearly not to say about the program editors.

The Foreign Ministry congratulated the Taliban party on their honest victory in the Afghan elections.

Even in an age of chaos and pandemics, most problems and fears disappear with inner freedom.

© Dmitry Sviridov

In Japan, it is difficult to be the wife of the head of the local administration.
This is due to their geological characteristics.

Natural disasters are frequent in Japan. The residents remain without their homes. You have to live in surviving school gyms, boarding houses, etc.
Even in tent towns.

According to the established tradition, in such cases, the head of the local administration must temporarily move to the disaster zone with his wife. And you have to choose the worst place (if you have to choose between a motel and a tent, it has to move into a tent). There should be a minimum of officials.

A poor Japanese is sitting with his wife in a tent. Sleeping in the sleeping bag. The wife pulls the gas balloon, boils the bowl. Hokim, sitting riding on a twisted cage, holds meetings with the Emergency Committee. And the beauty around: fresh air, the ocean.

Is he long sitting on the roof? Until the last victim is resolved. Sensei leaves the tent town last.

In Japan, the issues of the victims are resolved very quickly. It’s not about Japanese efficiency. Just in ancient times someone wisely decided: to the place of disaster to send an official must be together with his wife.

Because the official himself, alone, can live in the tent for a long time: the sachet will pull, start to roast the strawberries, the girlfriend will pull, fishing will arrange. Take a vacation in nature. Went to Glory. This is already accepted (think that many would not refuse to live in a tent near the ocean for a week or two).

But this woman will not give such happiness. She will eat her husband with little bites: tired of torching in the tent, the children are waiting, finish things quickly, you need to go home. And the officer, breathing, resolves questions quickly.

A very wise man lived in antiquity. He knew that sending one official was useless. Only with wife. He knew life and people.

On August 20, Merkel will come to Moscow to write a statement on the acceptance of work at Gazprom.

The closer the lines, the closer the lines.

I have heard a lot about the sluggish and strange spending on the wind of taxpayer money in Canada (https://www.anekdot.ru/id/1237831/) Especially impressed by the history of road construction. There are two middle-sized towns near Toronto: Kitchener and Guelph. Between them is a two-band regional road length of 18 kilometers. The road had long needed to be expanded and in 1989 (32 years ago) the government decided to build a new four-lane route parallel to the existing one. Over the past 32 years, about $120 million has been spent on 18 kilometers of the track. For comparison, the 251 km long four-band road in Crimea was built in 4 years and cost 166 billion rubles (about $10 million per kilometer). In Canada it gets cheaper – less than 7 million Canadian dollars per kilometer. But the problem is that in Canada the construction has not actually started yet. The money of taxpayers was first spent on the development of the project, then several years later on the development of a new project (the norms have changed), then on the new development, on the purchase of land, on the cleaning of the road from trees and shrubs every few years (they, the infestation, grow again)... Money continues to be regularly allocated, the road is about to be built... But the road is still there, the road exists only on paper.

P.S A couple of years ago, I told our beer financier about the Canadian track as an example of inefficiency and unprofessionalism. And this is what I heard in my response (in my authorized translation):
- Here you are a smart man, a scientist, and in budget affairs you need not a mind, but trick and years of experience, gained by sitting in the same chair of the same ass - in other words, trickiness. Any financier who makes budgets should be a trickster and have at least a couple of dozen such project tricks. This project is initially doomed to a long failure, because it has the ideal combination for the budget: it is necessary for society to be approved for financing with the allocation of funds to the budget, but not to live without it would be impossible - it means that its financing can be easily cut in case of budget cuts or redistribution in it in case of acute need. It should not be allocated too much, so as not to attract the attention of society and politicians, but also not too little, so that its reduction could shut down an unexpectedly emerging small budget hole from among those that regularly unexpectedly arise, such as forest fires, floods, droughts, epidemics... and the duration should be about 5 years - a little more than one term of government in power - so that politicians do not have the temptation to start and finish it in one term, earning political points. In other words, the project in the budget was sitting, sitting and going to sit, they want to perform it, but, as they say in Mexico, a mania. The main thing is not to bring the funding before the start of real construction, so that in case of suspension, journalists do not have the opportunity to photograph rotten stalls or crushed concrete with germinating bushes through it. And start it and successfully complete it at the moment when it is necessary to silence the growing rush of popular discontent such as rising unemployment in the medium term and when the government will remain in power for at least two terms: everyone will earn the premium, and the country will also be good.

Now everywhere is coveted, unemployment seems to grow - there is a chance on the road!

Of course I did it myself! Try to be born with rich parents. What, it does not work? Here I was able!