Dad, mom, meet me, this is my new boyfriend. He is a pranoid, viper and professional collector of Pokémon.
Can you bring back the Romans you had before?

I had to visit a specific doctor in the specialty of a proctologist. He turned out to be a speaking uncle with a specific sense of humour (well, the profession obliges:) He told that some men have very cumbersome problems. The victim comes and says, washed in the shower, slipped and drank straight on the tube with the shower landed, and he was infected and stuck. There are still bad gardens. He quietly laid down the bed and, unfortunately, stumbled through the rear passage to the carrots (apparently the bottle was growing down). This is what I do... Men, you are there in the bathroom and in the garden more careful.

Andrei, "nabbit" – is this a misleading from what word?

Children not quoted: stable growth in the absence of control does not mean the quality of the asset

The penalty for catching Pokémon in the temple, you say? I think that if a fixed donation is introduced for this, the chief pope himself will bless the capture and expulsion of small demons from the House of God.

A acquaintance told me. He is a lawyer, among other things, once a week gives telephone advice on legal matters for all willing. A grandmother calls, asks a question: she has signed up for the newspaper for a year, and since she is already old, she is afraid to die before the period of subscription expires. She asks if she can cancel her subscription if she dies.

I asked, I asked what he replied.

-Yes, I told her that if she personally appeared, then no problems... True, such a rule is not prescribed in the law, but I am sure that nobody will argue!

We moved with the children to the village, bought a cottage. We are adapting. We came for toys, we bought a doll theater with children, there were pets.
by Vanya:
I will take a cock.
and Pasha:
I am a bull.
I am :
Fanny, who are you choosing?
by Fanya:
No one, they’re all too messy.
I've got a lot of stuff in the store :lol: :lol: :lol:
Finally my girl broke up.

More about translations

I started reading the book. And there they bought the tube "Prings".
The tube!
I understand that most likely it was "Tube", a tube, for example...
But has the fucking translator never seen these chips?

When I was 18-21 years old (this was the lousy 90s if anything) I often drank in various companies, including. and unknown people. How good that none of those 100 kilograms of bugs, my comrades, proved to be a fighting pidor.

The eldest son, 19 years old, came with a girlfriend, spent the night in the empty apartment of my grandmother (she was in the country in the summer). Children (7 years old) at dinner
“Mom, I have a new Lego designer there, so cool, they’re probably collecting it!
“Yes, son, it’s only him that’s gathered!”

Speaking of the Hill:
My friends, with whom I started raiding, said that I am an atypically quiet hill, which does not burst on everyone, and how cool and mimic.
I just turned off the microphone :D

Nikolaevets boasted in social networks with two-meter hemp bushes, and the police attacked him

Physics is the science of non-living nature. The first lesson explains. Cats are not used.
......
Physics is the science of the most fundamental laws of the universe. Cats obey its laws just as unanimate bodies. Even if that seems incredible.

In the publication of one of the city newspapers (name changed, spelling and punctuation preserved):

A good mood!! to
The certificate of a citizen subject to military service PUPKIN VASILY Ivanovich, 13.02.1998
Please write, I will only give to the owner.
Good attempt, military officer!

We have here in the local branch of the bank in order to improve the atmosphere of work with customers, so that they do not get bored during the waiting, on the reception tables placed bottles with crayons. Is it a hint? There’s no money, but you’re there...sweeping?

Amatorero: The world always shines with new colourful colors when you read on top. Advertisement from the Director - A Surprising Meeting with the Cambala
I read with Kabbalah. No longer is interesting.

Nearer and closer is the long-held assumption that we will encounter a time when a boy with a Soviet secondary education will be more literate than a graduate of a modern university.
— — —
Remember how people with Soviet education charged water from the TV, went to the puzzles, and gave vouchers to firms "a apartment in Moscow to everyone"? Now there is no need for academic knowledge, in the age of information gods, “I get an answer as soon as I ask myself a question.”

A very good man:
here here :
I have been trying for years to find a childhood cartoon, but unsuccessfully. The girl lost in the forest. found in the castle. The Capitol Wolf in the Hall. A conversation between a girl and a wolf. Wolf: You can wander anywhere, but don’t look into a small room.
But this happened one day.Stone statues
Girls in two rows. A young woman tied in chains at the end of the room. Punished for witchcraft. A terrible secret. A little girl saves everyone.
Mages collapse stone statues turn into young beauties. The castle drowns in flowers.
Per someone has seen him? It feels like he dreamed of me.

Google on the first reference shows the Czechoslovak cartoon "On Marishka and the Wolf Castle". I hope it is)

Thank you huge. Just incredible :D

happened in the morning. On the way to work. I have only seen it on YouTube before.

I walk through a trolleybus stop. And we have a stupid final branch. The trolls on both sides are straight on the side. And if a lot of them really prevent them from sometimes moving away. Well, not in that matter.

I have a bad habit. If I’m not sure, I’m not overtaking. I do not ride red. Education in the USSR was bad. Here and approaching the stop, I see a trolleybus, and, remembering our pedestrians that are bypassing it, both behind and in front, I drop to 40. What causes the anger of the happy owner, Deu Nexia, who is carrying behind. But the healthy whisma is on my side and I don’t rush. At this moment, Lexus, who is going to meet me, suddenly jumps out on my lane, which is already caused by my just anger. I naturally stop. Suddenly a picture. Because of the trolley bus next to me under the car that has stopped, a man jumps and falls. He went on the hood and fell on the asphalt. I go out to express my “fu” to this miserable, but the Lexus driver is ahead of me. It turned out to be a girl. The man-victim, saw her, and under a fairly tough pencil in the ass on her side with a quiet – ohblyaopyatona! I broke up in the morning.)

This is the type of person who is engaged in this type of extortion. A girl from Lexus lives next door. He has already jumped under it. Not as much hurt as she was scared. So when she saw him, she didn’t blink the lights. As she explained to me, I thought I’t understand why. I risked the meeting.

And we say “baby driving...” and so on, not all.

Thank you girl! )

I tried to quickly marine the peeled cucumbers. Green, vinegar, sugar, salt - everything "for the eye". It stood night. In the morning, I try this spicy yeast and I know I want to try again. And that the mood improves with each spoon. Oh my, what did I do?! to