Weekend, the weather is good, the mood too. I go for lunch in the semi-empty subway, a black guy (P) sits next to me and in 5 minutes between us the following dialogue in mutually bad English:

Q. Can I contact you?

I’m sorry, I don’t speak English very well, but I’ll try to understand.

(I thought he wanted to go somewhere)

Q. Can you give me some money? I want to eat.

I – No

After a minute of silence:

Is it because I am black?

I – listen, it’s Russia, it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white, I just don’t give you money.



And yes, I am the person who moves on electric buses and subway every day and meets beggars everywhere.

Once a relative from Kazakhstan came to us, to live and work, well as a relative... so she said, but no one ever saw her or knew her. We entered the apartment, of course, before the clarification... We fed dinner and allocated a personal space for living and rest from the road.

In the morning, they began to understand their relationships, but they did not even find common names, it turned out that the address was given to her by her late grandmother, whose name also told us nothing. In general, the affinity was deeply questioned, but the address was given to us, decided with his wife that the man was not bad, and she did not have the money to rent housing, offered to stay until he settled in the city. Lyudmila lived with us for about three months, proved to be a good, pleasant person and a specialist in the field of dentistry, so she quickly got to work. When she got up a little bit, removed the apartment and left, but the contact with us continued to maintain.



It has been about three years since then, Ludda has opened her clinic and plans to buy an apartment. Maybe we don’t have a relationship with her, but sometimes a stranger is closer and more responsive to his family, and the teeth are now treated much cheaper.

What do you know about optimism?
My grandmother, who lived on the 2nd floor, suffered from bronchitis in the winter. The doctor advised her to walk in the pine forest to strengthen her health. Before the forest to walk far, the grandmother brought the brains to the grandchildren and they planted her under the window on a pebble of pine. (a plant of 40 centimeters in height). The next day, a grandmother from the 3rd floor came to the Chairman and demanded that the pine be transplanted, because when the tree grows, it will be dark for her, and the ophthalmologist forbade her from reading and watching TV in the dark.
Both grandmothers are 80 years old.

On the eve of May 9, the 5-year-old son ended his patience and he began to break down the New Year's tree in the corner. All the arguments that I used to help have no effect on my son.

I agree with you, but...

Fuck the dog, again, you have to clean it personally, otherwise a fine, etc.

What a heavy wear. How do the poor survive? Thank God, in the scattering-mother's still freedom: shy where you want, nobody will say a word.

...usually about how well people scream in Europe who think that cleaning a shit for a dog is funny, they want to turn the counter and ride a rabbit in a tram.

He is a handsome and hardworking man.
Same in the apartment, the fox, doing repairs,
Then it will sink, then it will sink.
Not a minute the fucker will rest.

He is also a great family member.
He loves his husband eight times a night.
When the screams are silent in the morning,
There is a little girl sitting behind the piano.

From the questionnaire on the forum: I am 31, initial professional accountant and not completed higher economic. I worked, now it is a decree. I love to sew, to sew with pearls especially when the muse comes, ready to sew for days and nights.I did not study in this area, but once my uncle sewed his eyebrows, better than a surgeon.

Β A cat has lived in the house for some time. A ghost cat rotates around me from time to time: I'm pursued by the feeling that somebody foul touches my legs. In fact, somewhere in the subconscious mind, the brain is afraid to approach a new member of the family and sends me signals to keep me alert all the time. It’s very similar to phantom signals from a phone in your pocket: vibrations seem to have been, and notifications – zero.

Comments to the post about aggression on the Internet are much more visible and indicative than the publication itself. As it usually happens.

XHH: Ocylococcinum - homeopathy... and my mother of two years gave me a cold, a grill, which helps. How much money has gone into the empty (
Oh you guys. I fell in love with one girl, positioned myself, a type, a beauty, an intellectual, a golden man and also helps everyone. I met for two months and realized that she was also, in general, an ocylococcinum.

Coffee in the squad, the Moscovites drink Chinese green teas with mysterious names, something like "The Emperor's Ears in the Autumn Tea." The taste is so subtle that we can hardly feel it. Even more progressive to drink mate. In taste resembles fresh seed with menthol, but miraculously revitalizes and is very useful.

under the criterion "hard to stand" perfectly suited and buoy in the shield man 40 years,

I remember the rules of public transportation (hanging in all buses, trolley buses and trams)
There was a section "Passengers are forbidden" (just so, to see in the printing mistake in the set), which meant that the passenger was forbidden to be in the tarnsport in a drunk state.
A drunk man is thrown out of the car.

by Don Corleone:

Yes, you gave me a seat in the tram, but you gave it without respect.

I got a few gastrointestinal sores, and they gave a very sharp and severe weight loss... Visits to the doctor and treatment are attached by default, the trick is that I can eat a very limited number of products. And it is not about the prohibitions of the doctor, although they are, but in the reactions of the body. In short, there was a great feast "all dance": he, this organism, agreed to take in the manna meal and not to be nomadic. I stand and boil. Mother stumbles into the kitchen and begins: - This is a morning meal with a bunch of calories! You will become fat. “Mom, I wasn’t fat when I was born, you have to remember! “No, you’ll be fat and you’ll eat cabbage in the morning! and Mom! By my unusual habits the structure of the skeleton can be studied! I have one diagnosis – dystrophy! (The mantra of the morning and the girtreast is repeated many times).
Do you know what is saddest? According to this dialogue and some other signs, the mother begins dementia.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Here is an interesting story.
Karoch, you know, in Japan, cool businessmen have such a joke. They eat sushi with the naked grandmother. Well, she is all on the table, like a frog prepared, and on it - sushi, rolls, all the huniya is broken down.
HHH: So is it.
I have a magazine, Maxim. I use it as a decoupage board and pull out pages from it to put sandwiches on them, there, all kinds of shit.
HHH: So is it. Yesterday I ate butter with mayonnaise from the tits of Tatiana Kotova.
The budget option.

If a girl is trusted by you to carry out a can of garbage, she is not yet a wife, but no longer a mistress.

Russia has tightened the rules for wearing the Georgian tape.

From this year, the symbol is allowed to wear only on the blanket of the jacket.
The tape can not be attached to bags, wheelchairs, cars, below the belt, as well as on the head or in a damaged form.

I have two questions to the authors:

1st If I have a lace from an old paddle, can I fix the Georgian tape on it and already hang this design on a bag, wheelchair, car, etc.? to
2nd Is it true that from next year on the "Immortal Regiment" campaign will be allowed only biometric photographs taken not later than six months?

When will you stop holding people for idiots?

The psychiatrist ticks me a sheet of paper:
What do you see?
A sad, lonely person who is tired of communicating with idiots, boring work and other life injustice.
The doctor cried out:
And in the picture?
I wanted to embrace him.

Dear Homophobes!
Don’t be happy that gay people are being persecuted. Anyone can call you gay, and then you will be persecuted. Not a rocker, anybody. Your true orientation and actual sexual behavior will not bother anyone.

In the capital it is customary to behave as if you can buy anything, but very selective. Therefore, looking at the new Aston Martin, the right moscovite will criticize the design, doubt as ball supports and, having concluded on the feasibility of the purchase, go to the nearest subway to consume the shaurma.