The USR:
I thought the world was ruled by the Rockefeller.
by ADM:
The Rockefeller ruled with colored papers. The rubies are amino.
Do not shake. We are good. Where is the cake?

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I remember as a child, when I was pests and did not want to eat or drink medication while ill, I was called by a rabbit from the woods or a lion from Africa and persuaded me to do it, assuring that they themselves are doing it all without pretext. After a five-minute conversation with the beasts, I always did what I was supposed to do. Thank you to parents for their creative approach!

This is a horror story, but with a happy end. It happened three years ago when I was studying in the fourth class of the unforgettable San Gig.

My friend's boyfriend, Wolf, wishing to "fill his hand" on intravenous and intramuscular injections, came to one of our resuscitation departments and asked to give him patients. The doctor scratched the tail and took him to the bed, on which an unconscious man lay under the apparatus and said, "Look, exercise, like cats. This still is not a resident, will not die tomorrow at the latest, so studying, a student. "

The one who was delighted, enthusiastically took up the business: pulled in the syringes, vitamins, solutions, hormones - in short, all that was in the department and started: then in one vein, then in the other, then the dropper will change, then intramuscular will do. He struck the man and left.

The next day, he again started to wash his veins and pump vitamins.

And on the third day - whatever you think - the man recovered, and a week later he was discharged from the resuscitation and transferred to therapy.

The wolf was very pleased. The only thing that saddened him was that neither this patient nor his relatives could tell him about his heroic efforts.

Hurry to our medicine!

and AGA:

Imaginating that the inability to resist is equal to consent, the boys are eager to meet on the life path of the fighting pidorase in a hundred and ten kilos of muscularity, which the decision to drink with him also equals to the automatic consent to sex. And so that you do not even guess about this sweet feature of his worldview until the last moment.
WOW: If such a boy had enough brains to bump with a one-hundred-pound combat pidaras, then I agree that it would be fair if he was then thrown into all the holes. The brain may increase. You need to think about the consequences before drinking.

So he will introduce you: "Fighting Pidoras Vasya, it is nice to know."

Watch the trailer of new hunters. Lizzie will have a lot of work to do.

I read a few posts about women’s collectives.

I also had to work in this so-called hoodie. Gadyushnik was pedagogical and such a number of hypocritical, stupid, corrupt grandmother I have never met anywhere in my life.

Watched by cameras, watched outside of work, openly entered private life, dug something. I was the only employee who did not drink, did not smoke, did not drive anyone to school, held a low position, but I earned more than any of them (no, I didn’t steal, I didn’t crack badly). But he was on a very bad account and was not trustworthy.

But what I liked the most was that these so-called intellectuals, without a glance of conscience, were riding in my garbage bowl every time after I left.

The last day I printed on the printer what I thought of them, broke the leaflet and threw it into the cage. "Intelligence" read my comparison of them with the fifths and was very offended by my conclusion.

It was more fun, but this is another story.

I passed the commission on the driver's license, the narcologist's line was the largest, my attention was attracted by two men aged 30-35. One came out and said to the other:

No you dress up! ! to ! to He asks me the root of 81! ! to ! to How can I know!

The officer! He is there something.

It is my turn to go to the doctor’s office.

Roots of 81

– 9

At that moment he was so confused, even opened his mouth, and then said

You were the first to answer. Are you a mathematician? How do you know the correct answer?

I finished school six years ago, I remember.

I have to come up with a more difficult task.

Walked with the child on the pitch. She witnessed a dialogue between a grandmother and a grandson of 5-6 years:

Q: Grandma, I have all three lizards at home!

B: What is it? I don’t understand what word you said? How many times have I taught you! A little harder, repeat it.

I have three w-lo-si-pe-da at home!

B (laughing gently): This is right now. Go to the mountain ride!

When my brother was very young, he didn’t get a word in his pocket. He was left in the village for the summer. He walks through the village and meets an elderly woman.

Who is this nice little boy?

I am the King’s son!

Do you know I taught your dad at school?

Did you teach my dad?

Well yes.

Why haven’t you died yet?

- O_O

Do your neighbors complain when you work with a perforator?

“No, I am at night, the code is all asleep.

“Son, let’s go home! Your friends will not go anywhere. “Did my parents convince me?

Time has passed and where are the friends now?

If we give a person the right to commit one unpunished murder in his life, our world will be perfect.

But you may not see him anymore.

To spend the night with a very polite person when you are a polite person is when you both wake up at eight, each in his room, but each of you tries not to make noise or move to avoid waking up the other person. And you lie down until 12, looking into the ceiling, until one of you is deceived by an ignorant bladder.

I am on vacation with my colleague C.

Me and my friend P.

Why are you so unpleasant? Lots of orders?

A: No, I got a fine.

I am for what! ! to ? to

- Yes, there was a guy from Dagestan ordering the phone, I told him that I would send it only after the advance payment. He refused, began to rub that typically once already ordered in some store there, and he was sent the old shoe instead of the phone.

A fine for what?

P – I asked him to send the second for the couple.

Q: Do you have a passport?
I have something better – a photocopy of my passport.

Sam258 is Peter. The summer.
Saturday without rain.
We went for a walk in Victory Park.
Several weddings are photographed.
I decided to make these boring activities a little drive - taught my younger daughter (5 years) to run to the brides and scream: "Mom, mom, and I have a new dad again???!!and "
One bride was barely thrown into the lake.

I have been trying for years to find a childhood cartoon, but unsuccessfully. The girl lost in the forest. found in the castle. The Capitol Wolf in the Hall. A conversation between a girl and a wolf. Wolf: You can wander anywhere, but don’t look into a small room.
But this happened one day.Stone statues
Girls in two rows. A young woman tied in chains at the end of the room. Punished for witchcraft. A terrible secret. A little girl saves everyone.
Mages collapse stone statues turn into young beauties. The castle drowns in flowers.
Per someone has seen him? It feels like he dreamed of me.

Am I so old? Ubuntu has finished the booklets for the names of distributors!

Beauty for a woman is like an open visa to a country of stiff men’s wallets.

happened in the morning. On the way to work. I have only seen it on YouTube before.
I walk through a trolleybus stop. And we have a stupid final branch. The trolls on both sides are straight on the side. And if a lot of them really prevent them from sometimes moving away. Well, not in that matter.
I have a bad habit. If I’m not sure, I’m not overtaking. I do not ride red. Education in the USSR was bad. Here and approaching the stop, I see a trolleybus, and, remembering our pedestrians that are bypassing it, both behind and in front, I drop to 40. What causes the anger of the happy owner, Deu Nexia, who is carrying behind. But the healthy whisma is on my side and I don’t rush. At this moment, Lexus, who is going to meet me, suddenly jumps out on my lane, which is already caused by my just anger. I naturally stop. Suddenly a picture. Because of the trolley bus next to me under the car that has stopped, a man jumps and falls. He went on the hood and fell on the asphalt. I go out to express my “fu” to this miserable, but the Lexus driver is ahead of me. It turned out to be a girl. The man-victim, saw her, and under a fairly tough pencil in the ass on her side with a quiet – ohblyaopyatona! I broke up in the morning.)
This is the type of person who is engaged in this type of extortion. A girl from Lexus lives next door. He has already jumped under it. Not as much hurt as she was scared. So when she saw him, she didn’t blink the lights. As she explained to me, I thought I’t understand why. I risked the meeting.
And we say “baby driving...” and so on. not all.
Thank you girl! )