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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130719
 15.07.2016
Progress of technology. I turned on the computer in the room. I’ll go, I think I’ll make the pellets. My brother sits in the kitchen. Draw the plan. I say I will give him water to boil. How to knock on Viber.
My brother says, it is lazy. Make an online broadcast)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130718
 15.07.2016
Favorite: bored in the chat
Leonardo De Caprio comes in.
Leonardo De Caprio: Hello dear girl! I have a conversation with you, very serious.
Conoval 3 rank: Favorite, will offer a ticket for a steam boat - don't agree.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130717
 15.07.2016
Interesting ornithology :

23 hours in the evening. Cucumbers: How is it?
3 hours of night. Kou Kou! Kou Kou! Kou Kou!! to

As a child, she appeared to have been thrown into the frogs.

It may not be a cockroach, but a clint (a relative of a pigeon). They seem to cuddle at night—especially furiously: they are looking for a couple.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130716
 15.07.2016
Why the Pearl? In fact, the command "fire in the hole" originated from the vocabulary of explosive miners and means that fire went through the ignition cable into the load laid in the drilled hole and you need to prepare for the explosion in one or two seconds.

Yyy: Here is the need to translate the vocabulary of the Angians in terms of Russian miners, and not a calcutta, which does not sound like a pearl. One "God’s shame" with the light hand of video salon translators is worthwhile.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130715
 15.07.2016

The whole world is calm about the fact that in different countries the same cities can be called differently – and only the states of the post-Soviet space see in the preservation of traditional writings almost an attempt to undermine their own sovereignty. As my grandmother said, “Let it be your biggest problem.”
Mary Yanovskaya
by school.tran.su

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130714
 15.07.2016
Pranoid Dmitry Lapshinov - 2 years without food.

Well, I don’t know, I don’t trust that name :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130713
 15.07.2016
Everyone who has walked at least once a day in the city through the center of Moscow knows that all the roads leading up to the streets where popular walks take place, the same Tverskaya, blindly block the Kamaz City Hall, so that no idiot would enter the crowd of people. (In my memory, I always did this, even at the time of the Ložkov)

A simple measure, and how much it can save lives...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130712
 15.07.2016
A colleague’s daughter would soon have a daughter. Today we are sad and ask:
What are you sad?
My daughter gave birth yesterday.
We need to be happy!
-Ah, not much of the fact that now I am married to my grandmother, and they also have a child on the passport will be Rihanna Valerievna Kisner...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130711
 15.07.2016
Never spit on the knee, the spit can drop on the eggs! Do not repeat my mistakes!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130710
 15.07.2016
A recorded screw with a screw in a box from under the shoes is not quite a box version of the screw.)))

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130709
 15.07.2016
here here :
Ornithology - Ornithology

We talked about night birds. Can you tell me who walks at night? Smooth and gentle, go out! by UTA! by UTA! With a half-minute break. I listened to a lot of night birds in the net, and that was not the case.
The question, the question. The summer. The surroundings of Sevastopol. A boring hustle. Who is he and what to feed him to silence?

It is possible that the usual frog-quaksha sings at night just like this. Look for it in the grass, feed it with mosquitoes.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130708
 15.07.2016
"First of all over the phrase "fire in the hole!" was mocked by Discovery translators. Looking at the show "Myth Destroyers" I’ve heard dozens of different variations of translation, including pearls like "fire in the hole" and "shoot in the hole"

Translators are a separate subject. I am not a cancer long ago revised "Secret Materials", the first seasons, in the translation of the then TV channels. According to translators, the most common name among young men in the United States is Dude. True, federal agents for some reason called them more common names such as Alex, but their friends called them strictly Doods. Nowadays, it is just wild to hear that.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130707
 15.07.2016
// // is possible ordinary frogs, singing at night just like this. Look for it in the grass, feed it with mosquitoes.)

And if you don’t get a kiss, a wonderful surprise is possible ;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130706
 15.07.2016
It was burning:

In the heart of our laboratory, the idea was born after Acknowledgments in the articles to give Fucknowledgments - to list those, due to non-intervention or in spite of the efforts of which the article was still published.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130705
 15.07.2016
In all the streets of the country:
Let’s do it like men!
How many Pokémon do you have?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130704
 15.07.2016
Do not overdo:

Roman historians, sources, never Christians, have written about the fact that Jesus was crucified, no matter who he was.

Not the sources, but the source. And no miracles and exaltations he wrote. What should warn you is that the writings of the Roman historian Tacitus on this account are not confirmed by any other contemporary. Speaking in scientific language, the source is unreliable, the example is anecdotal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130703
 15.07.2016
Rest in Anapa. They found a cozy steak bar, with Russian rock music. I walk almost every night. The order is the same - meat, beer.
I sit down, waiting for an order, delivered Kisha - Eli meat meniki.
I think I’m being trolled.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130702
 15.07.2016
GT >> “Juno” sent the first photos of Jupiter

iBat >> When looking at the KDPV I realized that it was time to wipe out the monitor.
Daggert >> Why did you write this? I even found familiar constellations.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130701
 15.07.2016
I did not hold:
"fire in the hole" is an idiom, and it is not translated. Nothing at all! In terms of meaning, the most correct meaning is "beware of the explosion", but it is not very clear how it should be taken care of. And all because in the Russian lexicon there is no such command in which you need to immediately hide in a shelter, close your eyes, shut your ears and open your mouth.

Here, we already mentioned the command "flash to the left / flash to the right", to which any soldier should respond appropriately. The “granate!” will also come down. But it seems to me that in the Russian language a more complete analogue, it is simple, universal, and understandable to all "set up!" You can swallow when you see a grenade without a check, and when you see a burning balloon with propane.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130700
 15.07.2016
I do not take my wife,
I will never abandon her.
She became bad with me.
I took it good.

Regarding marrying princesses or fighting friends, it is easier to say: a wife can be turned into a fairy tale, scared of the off microwave, you can turn into your boyfriend, with whom you can go on a journey and to football. It can be transformed into a stray horse.
Take care of women and treat them as excellent housewives and reliable companions of life. Gradually, they will behave like that.

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