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He invented (with the help of auto-correction) a new term: a sci-fi-pop article or a lecture. It seems very meaningful!

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The discussion:
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WOW, this is what the saying means "not from that leg got up")))

Hobby Childhood

I will try to explain by my example. When I was a child I went to music school and I liked it. I also sometimes played football and just walked with the guys (yes, jumping out of the garage) and I liked it too. But I rarely played football because I wanted to play violin. I had a hobby and a childhood.
But the boy who studied music with me hated it terribly. He was always driven by his grandmother, because otherwise he would have escaped, did not come to class. Football and the "jumping from the garage" were also banned, and well, as a broken hand and will not become a great violinist. He had neither a childhood nor a hobby.

XXX: He has nothing to go back.
YYY: He has the right now.
XXX: There are no cars
YYY: So he said he would take the car from his father?
XXX: And he also said he wasn’t pizz@bl

After a revitalizing conversation in the subway with a representative of the class of "mothers" thought: when I was 6 years old, I was taught to give a seat in the transport to the elderly. I learn, I always give up. Now I am 40, and then suddenly decided to teach me to give up a place to 6-year-old children... And when I become a grandmother, the grown-up “ethos” will not give up to me, because they are not taught... A closed circle of something!

“Not, I knew of course that spring weather was volatile and unpredictable, but the red tulip flowers that sprang out of the snow are already overwhelming.

Cole explained it. I asked you a month ago to repair the rosette. I asked humanly. You said, “I will do well.” A month has passed. The router didn’t work, it didn’t work. That’s promising to Figo, right? I would say right away – I don’t want to fix it. and all! So you promised, and I wait like a fool.

“Lena, how do you tell me... Remember we agreed to meet you yesterday at the subway at 14. 00 to 00? I remember you at 14. 30 called with the question where are you and when to wait for you? And you said to me, “Just now, I’m coming.” And then it turned out that at that moment you just got out of your soul. So here...

Colin, don’t change the subject.

I call one organization. I need an employee, a nice girl named Loba. We know her, so on “you”. But the phone is taken by a woman with a sad voice. I am well:

I need love.

Me too...

Is she not there now? How to find her?

I would love to know...

Stop mailing or check recipients.
With respect, Alexander

Alexander, please specify where or what to check the recipients and we will do this immediately.

A six-and-a-half-year-old daughter asked her wife why she didn’t take off her ring. The wife began to tell her about how mom and dad when they were young exchanged engagement rings at their wedding in Zagreb and now they are never removed.
The daughter clarified:
Is it like a dog’s collar?
The woman had nothing but to agree.
type of that.
And you know, I’m not bothering her.

But I wonder why, if the sports section + foreign language, or art school + music - this is a child's "no childhood", but to jump from the garage, to break hands and legs, to arrange explosions and fires, to boil from 7 years old, to smoke grass and catch a tripper at 12 years old or fly - childhood is?

Correspondence in watsap: <U> - teacher, <student> - student.
<U> Basov, why did you not be here today?
<study> I was! We met in the dining room.
<U> Yes They should have been in class...

XXX: I watched "The Last Samurai", I know everything about Japan (rofl)
YYY: I am better.
YYY: I watched "One Hundred Samurai". Six more than you.

I knew a man who lived on the same site with a man whose aunt was driving in an electric car with someone. So this companion had a sister to whom someone told at work that he had seen a realtor who was responsible for the incorrect transaction. Did Riley apologize or something else? There are such cases, there are.

The Customs Wake:
If I haven’t been to Poland for a long time, how much powder can I bring now?

Depending on the powder.)

xxx: We are very good at work. We are talking about amortization. I say that if the office buys from a physicist a 20-year-old rotted rotting it needs to be depreciated as a new? And then the employee issues "What is the red one car?"

Little got a large hammer in his dad’s tools and went to his room with a confident sight.
Where did you take the hammer?
Repair the light!

<xxx 20.04.2017>: I now know the only correct answer to the question why trees drop leaves for winter. Because a layer of snow planted leaves can easily break a tree.
<yyy 20.04.2017> And where did you find it?
<xxx 20.04.2017> I just looked out the window.

A former colleague told a funny story. His cousin, happily lived in marriage for five years, despite the fact that the marriage was over. One beautiful winter evening, they sat down for a compot, and began to pick photos of their daughter to send to a company to make a photo book about how their little girl grew and developed, until the anniversary five years. Looking at one picture, the husband said:

Her knife is mine!

My wife did not agree:

Oh no, the niche!

Yes, you are a smart eye!

I tell you, I don’t even look close to your shnivell!

Are you stupid? Look at the shape and the tip, all like mine!

Here the wife entered into the gambling dispute, and how will it be:

She’ll have your nose if you’re not even relatives.

There was an uncomfortable pause, the wife realized that she had slapped too much, the husband realized that he did not understand anything at all. In short, there was a DNA test, the wife was right, the husband is not the father of a five-year-old daughter. The divorce and the girl's name, but she won in the dispute!

Russia has gone a long way from imperial wage ownership through Soviet bribery to modern corruption.