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[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127478
 28.04.2016
Recently I came across an interesting fact: During World War II, many British pilots who were shot down and captured were confiscated by the Nazis for the German Army’s needs. Without clocks, the English were in prison hard – neither time for tea to learn, nor escape to organize. Therefore, they began to order and receive watches by post from the company Rolex in Switzerland. The most interesting thing about this story is not that the letters from the concentration camp arrived in Switzerland, and the packages with "rolex" were returned back and reached the recipients, but the most interesting thing is that the Rolex firm sent the clocks to the captive English almost for free, only for the promise to pay after the war.

And I remembered the stories of my father, who was born before the war in one of the Volga villages. As he and the rest of kindergartens during the harvest were taken for whole days to the grazing fields, to collect falling wheat grains, and that if lucky, then in a day managed to collect a whole circle of grains. How hungry it was, despite his father, my grandfather, sending all the cards of his officer’s paycheck home to feed his wife and two young sons. As he came with his mother to the selpo, he first smashed with his hand all the bread crumbs from the shelf, which was just at the level of his eyes, from pushing them into his mouth, to the shame of his mother.

Our people and Europe have seen and see that War differently. And they will never understand us, and we will never understand them, we must stop deceiving ourselves in this. And when now people in black shape with torches march through the center of Kiev, the Lord in Europe is not concerned that the supply of their "rolex" may be disrupted.

Happy Victory Day guys! Our grandparents did something right in history, and we must not forget this, nor where the Lord with the "rolex" can take now.

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127477
 28.04.2016
Paradoxically, but in order to reduce the number of divorces, it is necessary to complicate the procedure of marriage, not divorce.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127476
 28.04.2016
to this:
3bepek: Yes, in fact, the house only needs a drill and a bunch of drills (coffee mill, mixer, washing machine, blender,...)

For the washing machine the drill needs a powerful...
Everything can be washed with your feet.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Do you really need only legs in the house?
Zzzz: What about the cocoa?
XXX: This allows to do footwear. The question is what to cut.
The blender too.
ZZZ: The cockroaches?
XXX: You can also.
Good luck for the hockeys.
Hockey in the farm is the most irreplaceable thing.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127475
 28.04.2016
[10:54:34] Kir: about 40 hours of road with three transfers, sub-equatorial weather, hot season.
[10:54:48] Val: transgender
[10:54:54] Val: so you can die
[10:55:00] Val: not arrived to rest
[10:55:15] Kir: Transit - on inflatable boats from Moscow to Madagascar
[10:55:28] Cyrus: Transit - on bicycles in Goa
[10:55:55] Cyrus: the most transident - to the exhibition of contemporary art with a hipster girl
[10:58:23] Val to eat! Bicycle from Moscow to Australia.
[11:00:48] Keir: That’s not a romantic you are!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №127474
 28.04.2016
Previously, people asked questions on forums and received answers there. Now people are asking questions to Google and searching for answers in abandoned forums.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127473
 28.04.2016
CCHR: What is IRL?
SSC: In real life.
CCH: Couldn’t you say it in Russian right away? and :)

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127472
 28.04.2016
I think it is increasingly noticeable the similarity between the state system and some OS...

The system tries to control everyone.
2) Updates only lead to weighing the system and increasing resource intensity (read - consumability).
3) The system and its applications act at their discretion (we know better what you want than you do, foolish user...

Something like that :-)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127471
 28.04.2016
Cyclists on the field? On the open ground near the houses? The Workers? God, where do you live? Look at this miracle!
— — —
Open Google/Yandex (if you like it more)
We are looking for "street trainers"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №127470
 28.04.2016
I don’t understand the hysteria with the word "Last". As for me, the last one is the one after which nothing has happened, but that doesn’t mean it won’t happen. So if that word was "Final" or "Final", then it’s a different matter. This is the end, the finite, the finite, the comedy, that’s all. and :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127469
 28.04.2016
I often read how here (and not only) "trail" is written. But this is a long passage of the word and the path, and to write and the path and the path, is it not?
and ==
You are right, but in this case it is a slang, from the word "like". Meaning is like that.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127468
 28.04.2016
What I like about Macy is stability. At the beginning of the installation, he wrote that there were 22 minutes left and half an hour later he also wrote that there were 22 minutes left.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №127467
 28.04.2016
The head of the forbidden for extremism Crimean-Tatar Medžlis considers the ban unfounded and calls for the destruction of all who disagree with it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127466
 28.04.2016
X: None of the normal people exceed speed. Except for newcomers.
Y: In which city do you live? I want to go there too.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127465
 28.04.2016
Lenin is our future.
Are you an Orthodox Communist?
No, we will all die too.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №127464
 28.04.2016
ppp: By the way, once a 45-year-old man complained that his wife had handed him a pink wallet, and he now doesn’t know how to go with him in the subway. I told him that in nature the males are often bright and suddenly saw this thought shock him. Bursting under his nose "no yeah, no yeah" and all in thought about it, he moved towards the subway.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127463
 28.04.2016
I will not hold:
Luckily for women: they invented microwaves, washing machines, stoves to ease their difficult work. But for the men, neither the perforators, nor the gasoline, nor the screwdrivers were invented, the poor, the poor, all of them fell on their male duties.

I forgot about the phallowers :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127462
 27.04.2016
Xxx: In general, the linear scale is unnatural.
Yyy: Be careful with this joke, only mathematicians will understand it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127461
 27.04.2016
Feel like a Gandhi.
What did you say?
- I say: " go, feel at home!" (c) Santa

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127460
 27.04.2016
I don’t understand the hysteria with the word "Last". As for me, the last one is the one after which nothing has happened, but that doesn’t mean it won’t happen. So if that word was "Final" or "Final", then it’s a different matter. This is the end, the finite, the finite, the comedy, that’s all. and :)
VU: Agree, "This is your back word" "Back there is no!", but "Kin-dza-dza!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127459
 27.04.2016
Talk to a colleague:
Here I present you with a wheelchair, children, family one.
Yyy: Listen, I love children, of course, but not to the extent to give birth to them!

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