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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137481
 01.01.2017
A Gift Under the Rope

On December 5, 2016 on the site Medportal.ru appear the first documentary information about the unexplained increase in the prices of public procurement of oncopreparations. In one year, the price of some drugs increased 11 times. Mahson A.N. confirms this information and I publish an article What Happens to the 62nd Cancer Hospital or Ordinary Crime, which presents a comparative analysis of public procurement and procurement in the 62nd hospital. The hospital always bought the same medicines in times cheaper!
But the main thing is that the money from the budget was allocated several times more, and medicines were purchased significantly less.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137480
 01.01.2017
Still strange people in Lurk in general and amins in particular. Disguise the general scandalous and wonder why from the advertising level "enlarge the penis and Sunday with Jakubovich" no repayment. One went in, looked, thought, what an ugly shit advertisement for the Cretan CIA, but I will tolerate, I understand that it is necessary for the site. The second came in and thought the same thing. The Third. And where are those mysterious fools who have to knock on this advertisement and bring money to the site? Everything is waiting for them. Everything is endured and endured, everything is waiting and waiting. Try screwdrivers with lithium battery to advertise or there Chinese microscopes "as in childhood", what. Or programmers for PIKs, or aircraft model engines. Or anything but a shock. The penis of Yakubovich died.

G is logical.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137479
 01.01.2017
Banners in the style of "Yakubovich died" finally stopped getting on the site.
XXX: Christmas wonders:))) But for a long time they jerked!
YYY: Are they still alive?? to
ZZZ: Wow, the theme for new banners: Yakubovich has risen! Viva the Yakubovich! The shock! See also:"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №137478
 01.01.2017
by Peterson

The New Year. We were already sleeping with the cat, each on his couch, the cat by the window. The petards, of course, burn wildly right under the windows. I look, puffy, like a baby, louder than usual, he will raise his head, blink on me with his eyes, judge that I am lying quietly, I do not jump up, I do not rush to escape, and it goes back. and smart.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №137477
 01.01.2017
Arena: Children are scared - they cry in the unison. I had to say that the air defense is trying to shoot down Santa and pick up gifts for themselves.

Welovedoit: Now they are silent and trembling a little? It is great!

ga3ry: now they want to serve in the air defense

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №137476
 01.01.2017
A new year like my aunt. Meet, do not meet, it will end anyway.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137475
 01.01.2017
What did we do to the members that they pass such laws?

[ + 23 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137474
 01.01.2017
xxx: last ten minutes of last year I cut the wires))
ZZZ: What are they?
xxx: first from the old key then the power wire
ZZZ: is it up?
XXX: The Seeking
xxx: in the aluminum key
Zzzz: Why do you need copper?
Check that the shampoo is not on methanol.
ZZZ: aa ye
ZZZ: I do not think.
I bought it in Kirovsk, through EGAIS.
The copper heated likewise did not smell of formaline.
zzz: there is another app for the smartphone
zzz: checks the barcode on the excise mark
xxx: and I already thought - you plunge your smartphone into alcohol and if the closed copper parts did not smell formaline...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №137473
 01.01.2017
Today 31 December 2016.
I went to the store for products on the NH. I passed by the washing machine and saw a man washing some kind of coat. Old, swollen, dry, but once it was clearly a tree. I stumbled into the container, so that the top of the rod went and went in the same direction as me, to the stop of the routes, where the warehouses and the apple market. Guess what he did? I washed, bought a new tree and dropped it home.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137472
 01.01.2017

Armenians 22:51 so I want to suppress your soft sauce

I: God is not
Hnyik, you're not like all the guys - would lie that I'm not fat and everyone would be happy

Armenians 22:52 I am hollow this is a healthy pull

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137471
 01.01.2017
False science or not false science, and psychology does not diagnose schizophrenia. If the patient has spoken about glucose, then all that psychology can do is advise him to visit a psychiatrist or a narcologist.
Here's the diagnosis of crying, like hearing voices to feel special and (or) attracting attention to yourself - with this you can also work in psychology. But only after psychiatry and narcology will confirm that he is still lying, and not on their part passes)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №137470
 01.01.2017
In fact, I sit here and drink until 2 p.m. only to wait until all the fucking fireworks and other babies in the district are over and I can finally go to bed.

Happy New Year to everyone :P

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137469
 01.01.2017
Published new "Russian porn", the filming was carried out in the post office.
From time to time, the door opened and a terrible bulky aunt called:
The unemployed ones! You would just fuck! Run the march to spread the mail for the entire last month!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137468
 01.01.2017
Maybe you can help the new year miracle!
Dog found at the intersection of Susdal Prospect and Engels Prospect, Vyborgskiy r-n, SPb
A large young cocktail, coloured fire.
Call 8 999 043 96 10 Maria
All with New Year! Do not lose your favorites!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №137467
 01.01.2017
Call by phone:
and Cole! Happy Birthday!
Thank you, who is this?
This is your unfulfilled dream!
The motorcycle?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137466
 01.01.2017
The wife asked to change the batteries in the weights, changed.
Early in the morning: what batteries you put in the weights, they now show such a hurt!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137465
 01.01.2017
The other friend:

A friend told me this story:
He stands with his dog in a veterinary clinic, and in front of him stands a woman with a cat, whose name was Lexus. And then a nurse appears from the office and says:"Who has Lexus?" A man stands up and says:"I have". The nurse’s response killed me: "Please go for castration".

Sorry my French, but your friend is a naughty puzzle, this story has been on the internet for so many years.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137464
 01.01.2017
How did you marry a man who didn’t say he had a child?? to
There are 6 children.) I had a female wife. Really did not know. I found out much later. He military to us in the seaside accidentally got, there in the suburb of Moscow all life and remained. Not even 10 years.
Did his parents not tell him? The friends? Or did you get married without communicating with his surroundings?
He had no relatives except his children, his friends were silent as partisans.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137463
 01.01.2017
A resident of Zaporozhye launched “Ironia of fate” on the wall of a multi-storey building with the help of a video projector.

All with New Year! Oh wow!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137462
 01.01.2017
We lived in rooms of 8 people, went the first months of service. Eating partly poorly. In order for you to understand how much, if we appeared for 8 people 100 rubles, we bought not biscuits, but 6 breads of bread. They poured water out of the crane and ate in a snack. I then ate my portion and the portion of the comrade, which the paek did not appreciate.Total one and a half bulk with water was a good boost before a scarce lunch.In the first months of service, I especially want sweet, so the next time we bought 1 kg of halva. And they put it in the closet in order to drink in the evening.There the commander stumbled and, of course, opened the closet, pulled out the hanging bag on his hand and said:
-"to eat everything in a minute, the time has passed"
We managed for 35 seconds, and he looked at the empty bag first, and then at us.
“Here is the wicked,” the commander breathed out and went out of the room.
We did not give up lunch that day.

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