The quietest time of the year is January 1 until noon: no pedestrians, no traffic jams.

I recently saw this picture in the hypermarket. A boy, 5 years old, with his father chooses a machine.
The father offers him an Audy, and the boy answers, “I want a Jigguli!”
The father sat in front of his son and said, "Promise me that in 13 years you will tell me the same!"

The German Chancellor’s New Year’s address will be broadcast in Arabic for the first time.
- The next New Year's address will be in the Arabic with German subtitles.
The German subtitles will be removed.

to the salary.
Kazakhstan and Astana.
I am Siddhartha. Sisadmin is dumb, for laziness is longer than a beard. ZP 16,000 rubles, for a year received somewhere in the area of 20,000 in total. They complain "heartfully work, all tasks about...loved".
There is an accountant and a programmer. 16,000 and 20,000 rubles salary respectively. The Stakeholder work. They got about as much as I did.

The question. Which account Bentley buys the CEO of the company?
P.S: I am dismissed myself, convinced to resign fellow workers, as well as a programmer and accountant. Because the salary is delayed. Let them now look for other evils.

Conrad: I downloaded all the Star Wars episodes in good quality. The first one has seen...
I have to look at 4!!! to
Conrad: I am not religious.

X: And what, will you be marking alone at home? Come with us, it will be fun, let’s rest!
You know, I only rest when I have sex or am alone.
WOW: so on New Year's Eve I want to open the selected porn and rest twice)
A straight classic, by Dr. House)))

yyy: Well, then to the concert of the orchestra of Scottish volynists and Tyrol jodlers))) They say, rarely who is not impressed...)))

by Hachu! Where are such? I would do a bookmaker there. Intrigue: Who is Who?

The post in the new year is overflowing.
The email from her received a notification that the tracked package crossed the border of China.
The same package that I received a month and a half ago.
Post of Russia. Send an email as well as a letter.

A man serves in the army. Our letter in the morning of January 1.

I: What are you busy with?
Q: We are now eating sweets and sausages)) Look at Harry Potter)) This is specifically called "Sports Mass Day"))
All in sports form

Translation of the comic book.
Quickstrip: Why did Dickens have to change to Mandela?
Luka: Obviously from the point of view of the roots. By the way, it worked great.

Today, January 1, I woke up at the classic 16 a.m.

How did you meet this year?
He ate, eaten and slept. Approximately I also met last year. Hm Approximately I also spent it.

Trying to turn on the telex online, met NG under the advertisement of mayonnaise.

Suddenly it turned out that the subject of deprivation for Crimea should in no case relate to wages, loans, holidays and allowances. Then it turned out that the sanctions are not a word, but a very fast business and counter-sanctions hit the price. Oil and ruble are interrelated.

and unexpectedly.

Welcome to the real world, Neo. With New Year.

xxx: Please don’t laugh and take my question seriously and please don’t troll. I have trouble transferring a movie from a computer to a console to an Apple TV3. The problem is the same. Reproduced 100% at any time of the day. The point is that if during the movie broadcast I touch my cat (big, furry - it can lie on the back of the couch behind my back or on the table in front of me), then the playback is interrupted and the console moves to the screenshot mode. At the same time, it is not remembered where the reproduction was interrupted. What a mystic? How can human and cat interaction change the field in the room and affect wifi? It just annoys me.

Recently in Germany began to produce beer under the name of "Fucking Hell" ("Fukking light"), where hell in German means "light el", and Fucking is taken in honor of an Austrian town.

>> Nafiga needed hair in February, and why didn’t you take vodka?? to

Many landlords leave poisoned alcohol "for thieves". It’s better to have your hair :)

XXX: Increment of the counter occurred. The event was generated. It all went without failures and falls. All the followers! #2016 by

YYY: It is known from unreliable sources that coordination failures and falls in the salad interface occurred across the country.

XXX: This is a problem introduced by the Champagne 2.016 patch, which was soaked over the Vodka 2.015 patch. Incompatibility of patches.

A potential customer wants a website in HTML 5. I sent him a letter asking him to indicate the timing and budget of the project. I get his answer:



Duration of work: 2 weeks. Your salary depends on your creative approach to work.



I thanked him and wished him good luck in finding the performer.

The case was somewhere in the 1st or 2nd grade, I don't remember exactly...what kind of guy from our class did something very tough and callous, and didn't want to confess. A teacher for 10 minutes tried to find the culprit, then handed out the leaflets and told everyone to write if he did it (I don’t remember what). She said it was anonymous, and that she would talk to this person alone after the lesson. It was necessary for her to collect the leaflets, as soon as she broke them, she began to report this boy in the whole class. I don't know what he felt at that moment, but in those 7 years I realized that all my life would be around here and fucking.