Sephora is a new game. During viewing KVN we count how many times the phrase "so, stop" has been pronounced for the issue.

In the subway hangs an agit "from killing an animal to killing a human - one step." At the bottom of the note with the pen " I see no problem".

Send a SMS to a guy
"I went for the test"
He waited for the cakes.
We are not pregnant "

and :)

Fuck the sclerosis. If this continues, I will live two hundred years, because I will forget to die in time.

What kind of children are next to their mothers? Yes, after Caesarean, even an elephant is placed next to you, until you get rid of anesthesia...And after natural birth, you just want to lie down, rest, come to yourself, everything hurts, and then the child will sneeze day and night? This is not rest and recovery, but bullying form...Let it be better to be taken away and cared for professionally...The ovulation opponents of vaccinations will run, stones will be thrown...

The man, unlike the woman, is a stupid and naive animal. But like all animals, he loves grace. I just want to get her for just that, for love. He will grow his belly, the football will look up to the moisture, the acne will go, buy a sports costume cheap, because there is no money, and wait. But when he loves him for his precious soul, for that he is, he is.

And the woman, meanwhile, was already on a diet, and went to the gym, and went to courses, and found work for money. The loan took and rides on a new car past a man's log. “This is a prostitute. A selling creature. I hate it," the man confesses to her in love.

His love is irresponsible. Despair pervades his big man’s heart. His life is unbearable and unbearable. And it is unfamiliar to him, the poor, that it is just so - only by mouth can be obtained, and not love.

© Sergey Shnurov

There is a thermonuclear reaction.
Or is?
The Sun is a thermonuclear reaction.

Feel the difference :)

When they lived and worked in America, the husband's boss remarkably trolled Americans with their ways of communicating (well, consistent smiles, questions "how are you doing?", while they are absolutely up to you and your business). Every Monday, when another colleague, running past the hallway, carelessly threw the standard: "How was your weekend?", our uncle stopped, stopped carefully behind the sleeves of the poor man and gave a detailed story about how he spent the weekend...from Friday to Sunday evening. He knocked his eyes, flattered, but the Russian boss did not dare to interrupt! At the end of his five-minute speech, our broader, smiling with a genuine American smile, asked: And you?

From Fuck.ru :

XXX: Not in my case. I read a lot.
YYY: So you’re not reading what you need. Pay attention to the classics, I advise Chekhov.
What was he programming on?
yyy: He failed in programming because in his time the computers were weak, and this profession was hopeless.

Alone is
Today at 21:04
Moscow is very well instructing people to properly and rationally spend their time on all kinds of problems.

She: I am in a bad mood.
He is: Why?
She is angry (I am angry)
Is it PMS?
It’s the point that it’s not (
It means weather.
She: I am just bad.
It is also an option
She is: Same

As a child, she wanted to become a pilot and became a drug addict. And now pay money to fly instead of flying and getting money.

I worked in an ATI office with a lot of projects and departments. And there was a guy sitting with me in the office, from the department where everyone except him, in another office and in another city. So at one moment, it happened that the project was closed, the team disbanded, and the guy was stupidly forgotten.
9 months he appeared at the workplace at 10 o’clock, only he knows what to do, left at 18:00 and received his salary correctly.

Yes, that is what happens.)

The news:
The Germans want to remove the “Nazi” car labels.
Signs with the letters HH (Heil Hitler), SA (Sturmabteilung), SS (Schutzstaffel), HJ (Hitlerjugend), KZ (Konzentrationslager) will be eliminated. And some other numbers and letters.

The comments:
111: I have seen it.
HH is Helley Hansen. This is the name of the Norwegian fascists.
I will go and throw away all the pieces of this company and boil it with holy water.

222: Nazarbayev’s bloody regime has revealed itself!
The whole country is one big KZ!

Luxs luxs: If you take the operation to remove appendicitis out of context, it will generally work out - see how doctors tick patients in a sleepy state with knives.

incomprehensible
— — —
Fuck, you have no one to talk to? Stop sitting
In front of the monitor, go out, there is also
A lot of unknown people.
— — —
This is the characteristic of the Internet.
Here you can be a genius, stupidly copy referrals.
You can be the alpha, being the last omega.
You can fool anyone and not get for it in the table.
You can teach the lives of adults, being an acne teenager.
In reality, this is not possible. Here is the people sitting, not going anywhere.

p.s
Daddy, Daddy, is it true that forums are fooling people?
The Gigantic! Lo...

A friend’s ex-wife took his son to Ireland. Children long in school used to the 10-year-old "Fokin Max"))

A little girl in a light coat enters the road "Mi-mi-Mi-Ni-Ni-Ni". Maneuver between rolling machines (not in the category "B"). In a jump, it jumps past the men’s bikers (and not on "A"...). He runs to Uncle Vase, gives him his bag, jumps into the tractor and goes to turn the program into the tractor category!!!) than the rise of the pattern to all present."

Nothing strange, in Russia, quad-cycles and snowboards are "small agricultural machinery" with the need to obtain coatings. is right.

But the deputies just need to be retired from the age of 50 and pay them 10 thousand. Rupees without additional income.
by KONDEXIII

Sports Trauma

The story of a surgeon:

At three o’clock at night, a chic cabriolet comes to our “trauma”.
The man brought the girl.
Her nose and mouth are open.
I ask :

My pigeon, what happened to you?

But she only washes, handles and lets saliva.
I immediately realized that this was a jaw dislocation, and therefore, the interlocutor she was zero, and turned to her companion:

What happened to you?
and fell.
How did she fall? Under what circumstances? From high altitude?
In the bowling. I rented for the night bowling, well, you understand: romance, we’re just two, all the business, wanted a nice offer to make, and here’s the...

The girl, hearing the word - "proposal", revived, closed and let a new saliva waterfall.

The man, without looking at her, grabbed her on the head and continued:

- They came, just changed their clothes, she just grabbed the ball, ran away with him, ran to the trail and immediately stumbled and from all the scale, ba-bach! Probably the face of the ball.

I threw the guy out into the hallway so that he didn’t get confused under my feet and slowly repaired the girl’s jaw, thank God, her teeth didn’t hurt. As I expected, with her mouth closed, she was just beautiful. Taking her away from tears and soaps, and while putting a lotion on her nose, he asked:

Beautiful, how did it make you so happy? You need to be more careful.
“Yes, I played bowling for the first time in my life and my shoes didn’t work.
In the sense of “not working”?
“Well, I’ve seen athletes on television running, rolling the ball and slowly going after him. There are special assistants wiping the path. But we were alone in the bowling, without counterparts. And my shoes turned out to be broken - not a niqab slipped at all...

Hearing my horse’s roar, the frightened bridegroom ran into the office:

What? what? What happened?! to

A repaired girl stumbled at him on the neck, shouting:

by Zaia! You are a rabbit! I agree!

I laughed, wished them good luck and added:

Young man, I strongly recommend that you keep away from your loved one everything cold and hot, sharp and dull, and even wet and dry.
– and? Okay doctor. for a long time?
Until death separates you.