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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №121892
 16.12.2015
There is a legend that if 4 to 6 drivers of the Jigul gather together and empty their luggage compartments, they will easily collect another car.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №121891
 16.12.2015
XHH: Once we laughed at people who, when they first saw the browser, typed something in the search line like: "Show me a film with Schwarzenegger, please".
We laughed and called them lambers and teasers.
HH: And today it works.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121890
 16.12.2015
I may add to this:
HR 19089: You're lucky to have dealt with the bugs in the IT field. I had to restore the object after one IT shaker, dismissed due to the kiddalov from z / p, so he managed to turn the network so that a bunch of mints, FSB-shchniks and other shushers, who came to the object, could not find and prove anything. The only thing that has been confirmed is that the fall of the network is a human factor. And they got everything there so well that they had to change all the equipment and raise the servers from scratch. The result: the large enterprise stood up for almost 3 months. Losses of hundreds of millions, if not more.

And also, boys, have you heard about the fact that if the husband beats the rose again, it is not the husband's fault, but the father? If every time a former employee punishes you, you are really kidding. And you don’t have to fantasize about the topic "but we’ve shown them all". A doubtful story.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121889
 16.12.2015
Opinions about the Forex Exchange:

Sergei Plotnikov 7 hours ago
He (author of the video) forgot to remember that all this is kiddalovo

Peter 7 minutes ago
Sergey agrees, I also tried to deal with programming, looked at a couple of types on YouTube, statistics of salaries of progressives and sent resumes to many companies, but they never contacted me. So what a kidding these progammists, and what a fool they will pay from $1,000

Andrei 3 minutes ago
Petr +1 and I tried to read a book in a clear way, in order to write games, and there is not written how to write games. Mouse here.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №121888
 16.12.2015
For fifteen years I and my co-workers said that the bosses are stupid fools, and I finally became the boss. And now I can’t forget how my former bosses controlled this herd of lambs and didn’t kill anyone.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №121887
 16.12.2015
I came today for an interview with a company that sells alcohol. With a wild hammer, in a messy shirt and with a missing look. I go to the staff manager’s office, he looks at me for five seconds and says, “I’m looking, you’re preparing.” taken to work.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121886
 16.12.2015
I decided to share my feelings. The Metro. Hour of Pick. Most of the stations. In the first approaching train "inside" is not possible. The people slowly, the train after the train, passes to the door. And here comes the long-awaited moment when you realize that you can get into the next train, because between you and the rails there is nothing but a couple of centimeters of air. There are two terrible minutes of waiting. Behind you is supported by a crowd of people who have enough light push in your back that you would fall on the rails. You want to go back, to free yourself at least a few more centimeters of saving space, but you can't, because the crowd behind you will not allow it to do. Here comes a train that barely touches your head with its mirror. You are put into the car, and there is a "relaxed" state. Another day, and no “good,” “adequate” citizen has hit you under the train. And so every day.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121885
 16.12.2015
Serginio: I seem to have cleaned everything, I will lay the tiles on Thursday. Or next week.
Rodkinamf: Right "setting"! How can you talk about philosophy?
Serginio: So, if the philologist will be cleverly made out, he will lie down himself, the good is what and where!
Rodkinamf: Ups, I am silent.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №121884
 16.12.2015
From the Big Data discussion:
XX: The concepts about the size of data are very different. Recently, a colleague returned from a client who was finally upset - there were first long negotiations, businessmen and lawyers, presentations, bla bla bla... then discussions of the necessary analytics began. My colleague asked me how big the data is. " and They are very big – they don’t climb to Excel anymore! 1,200 of the records".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121883
 16.12.2015
I have a friend, that is. As a child, his parents decided to develop their child comprehensively. He was given to free fighting and dancing. And the man steadily walked and there and there. And all would be nothing. Only in the dances he was told that he danced as a fighter, and in the fight that he fought as if he danced.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №121882
 16.12.2015
I write a report on the work done for the year, in the standard form of filling, there is the item: "Your publications". I sit and think if it is worth pointing out that my quote was printed in the newspaper, in the section of anecdotes.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121881
 16.12.2015
I look at the Samsung smartphone with the curved edges of the screen, and I remember the light bulb TVs. Everything new is well-forgotten old.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №121880
 16.12.2015
Wedding of the Crown Prince
The young woman rattled
The guests who tried her.
to steal.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121879
 16.12.2015
Sometimes I play with my wife. I learned to skillfully lose her so that she doesn’t notice. I can’t normally play Nardy now.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №121878
 16.12.2015
This global pandemic of procrastination is a worldwide aftermath.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121877
 16.12.2015
News on the Air Force: "In a seaside safari park, Timur goat during the snowfall expelled the tiger Amur from the shelter, with whom he made friends this fall, the park administration reports."
Who is Timor after this?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №121876
 16.12.2015
A fabulous "cartoon" from задолбайки 19089.
1st The fact that the first story with the dismissal of an IT specialist neither you nor the management taught anything - speaks of your complete incompetence in the selection of personnel.
2nd In the history from 2014, allegedly the next day everything was broken, how was the employee removed from work? It is funny.
Three History with prosecution - here either your office really brought money, or the guy spoke too much to the investigator and in court. In Russian jurisprudence, such cases in most of their "dirty".
4 is In the TC of the Russian Federation there is no legal concept as "two weeks of compulsory employment", which again speaks of your incompetence.
5 is Yes, IT staff is the same, only the area of responsibility of this staff usually extends to the entire company, unlike the same secretary.
6 is Tell the name of your "story" office, for the future, so that the accused employees do not get stuck with you.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121875
 16.12.2015
Look at these trousers! Every corner is covered!
– Petrovich, and if the masters didn’t hang up the clothes, what would you do?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121874
 16.12.2015
xxx - a girl who is my type, wants a girl, and on the condition that she will share, does not agree.
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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121873
 16.12.2015
Another wise man, a fool.

Chlamydomonas, that’s what’s left of you after communicating with the Egyptian queen :)

Chlamydia is water. Chlamydia does not cause chlamydia.

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