Comments under the picture where the guy has 22% charge at 22:22

Arostotsky: We should have eaten the phone
Thomas Jefferson: And to guess a wish?
Arztotsky Veji: Yes, type let me have a new phone

Y'ner: Why are artists only called by names?
Compare yourself –
Demonstration: Benua, Venetianov, Quindi...
Dema: and now –
Dema: Archip Kuindzhi, Alexander Benua, Alexei Venetianov

The turtle was taken to the police.

We were robbed of the basement. Three police officers came to write the minutes. While the man and the owner of the apartment were drawing up documents, two girls with me (the tenant) drank tea in the kitchen, watching my turtles. I wanted to give one for a long time, because there is little space. This police officer, as she heard, grabbed into my turtle and did not let it go again. She called Igor, said it was a man and she took him.

So I left my Igor in a police car. If they were arrested, they would have a specially trained service turtle.

Vladimir: Guys, can you tell me how to copy one of these gifs?

Nicholas the Poor:

Start the GIF, film on the iPhone. Connect to the Mac iPhone. Download the video on Mac. Go to Mac Wine. Go to Adobe Premiere. Buy a license for Adobe Premiere. Start with Adobe Premiere. You open a downloaded video. There will be the possibility to export to GIF. Save the video as a GIF.

Well or right-click and "Save".

A woman can go in a mini in the winter not because she wants to conquer someone there, but, for example, because she recently bought that shirt or dress and she liked it. Have you seen a lot of women going somewhere in a mini in the winter except 5 meters from the car door to the entrance? In the overwhelming majority of the winter with naked opium walk minor idiots, faithfully confident that their diseases of the genitourinary sphere will not touch. And if something is touched, then immediately drawn to a bit of time and money for treatment in seconds.

I think: she did not teach physics in school, she was a fool, such a tough batiskaf, which will even sink into the ice.

But we at school already passed that salt water (sea) freezes at negative temperatures.

As is known, in the novel "White Guard" Bulgakov quite accurately described the house in which he lived in Kiev. And the owners of this house for one detail of the description very strongly disliked the writer, as it brought direct damage to the building. The fact is that the owners broke all the walls, trying to find the treasure described in the novel, and, of course, found nothing.

On the SuperJob website:
The Requirements:
Communicable / Active / Responsible / Stress-resistant car

Talk about the wedding photo in England and a very cute girl on it:
A: In fact, it was thanks to the English beauties that the Anglo-Saxons flew around the world and bended it.
B: Let us be objective, there are beautiful Slavic women, and there are babysitters who drive you out of the washed floor, there are Nash Japanese women, and there are crooked long-tinted Japanese women who also wear school uniforms, there are Nash Thai women, and there are black goddesses of love, and there is Masafaka I will sit on your face and kill you.

Monika comes home from school:
“Mom, I was called a Jewish face!

Get used to it, son. You will be a Jewish face in school, in the institute, in postgraduate studies... But when you get the Nobel Prize, you will be called a great Russian scientist!

So, what else to do at home on a sick person? I decided to find the music that I long ago liked in one ancient more than erotic film. I saw it in the universe and tried to find it. I searched by text, by actors, by titles. could not find. I couldn’t write the text properly. And now today I broke a bunch of videos with a famous actress, calculated a series of several dozen, found the desired piece, overwhelmingly wrote a piece of text, recorded in a google, found on YouTube, CARL! The video without the video, but with the text under the ahi breath and there in the stones found a reference to the group. Alleluia is! It was not there! In Russia it is not popular, in the foreign internet too, which is strange. Only a couple of tracks. But in the end, I managed and I have a decent track. Take a look at what a group so talented wrote this musical opus. In Russian, it is called Anomaly of the scrotum. Here is. The song is more than melodic and pleasant.

This...
A TV journalist has been struck.
Therefore, even the temperature of the water is not important to the batiskafu for diving, whether it is a plus or a minus.
I think: she did not teach physics in school, she was a fool, such a tough batiskaf, which will even sink into the ice.

The journalists are, of course, stupid, but in this case they stunned the freezing temperature of the saltwater... it is a little minus )))

The more salty the water, the lower the freezing temperature. The least chance of getting stuck in the ice in the Red Sea.

YYY: What does history teach us?
History teaches us that history teaches us nothing.

I will go out on the street.
In the midnight?
Oh yeah yeah
My friends are waiting for me there.
Tag: with inclinations
XHH: rather, the deviations

... that one of the central streets in it is Mochova, and one of the squares - Bolotna :-)

And nothing that these squares are named by the names of the boyars, there when then residing-Mohov and Bolotny?
Your landlord.

In the conversation about Amigo browser:

An unsolicited browser is worse than an explorer.

– Petrovich, can you sit on the sword?
I am sitting...
I’m not about the ass on the rope.

Comment on ozone, 3 of 5:

Few pictures, February 14, 2014

Alexanderovich Maxim (28 years old) all reviews
I ordered this set. How not impressed. Few pictures and a lot of text. I did not complete all the books.
For this price, it could be printed in color.
Think carefully before buying!

Book "The Capital and the Landmark (full set of 5 books)", Antique edition, 1913
The cost is 1 339 100 rubles.

A smart man

A TV journalist has been struck.
Therefore, even the temperature of the water is not important to the batiskafu for diving, whether it is a plus or a minus.
I think: she did not teach physics in school, she was a fool, such a tough batiskaf, which will even sink into the ice.

Batiscafs, mostly, do not swim in the Baikal, but in the seas-ocean, where the water is salty. The freezing temperature of salt water is lower than that of fresh water.
I would have studied better, I would have known.