At the first level, the media convinces us that the power is good, and the enemies around are to blame. The majority is conducted, and the understanding minority understands that one in the field is not a warrior, and merges.

And at the second level, it turns out that the media convinces us that the majority is conducted. In fact, no one is guilty that the power is good, and the enemies are to blame.

But all lead to the fact that they are smart, but a minority, and merge.

Mom begins to say that this is my own specialty, and yes, ready to take. She has already mentally spent that money, and cries in an embrace with a frog, but...she won’t let me there. Because in this case, she will have to take her grandson to the garden! And a non-working mom can’t do that, just because, even though he is in the neighboring house. Nanyu was strictly forbidden. It is expensive.

So what is the result? Did you do what your mother wanted, or did you decide that life was yours?

A happy marriage is when each spouse is convinced that he has had more luck in life than the other.

Punya

In the fifth grade, a new one came to us. He was 2 heads above the highest classmate and 3 times thicker than the fatest student in school. In addition, he was quiet and unhealthy, no one named him, he was immediately named Pune (abbreviated from his surname).

He immediately became a subject of ridicule. Everyone took sandwiches with them to school, and Pune's parents gave him a bowl of borsch, strawberries and cocktails, all of which he ate on the shift, too tired.

And immediately he became the number one target for the whole school hops, and he got to go to a class where almost all the boys were hops. To hang Pune a delicious handcuff, to hit his back with his legs (three to drop, one such was not able to), just to push, spit, spit, take out the bag and spread the notebook along the corridor, - all this became the usual fun for school hooligans, this is a daily ritual.

Gradually, those who are not inclined to violence have also joined the game. After all, it is so funny: you pin an elephant, and he is silent and patient.

And Punya endured these bullying for 5 years, and then, probably, something broke in him, one day such people break through.

The first came to the noble hooligan Talure. Talura went to school with a plastic diplomat (like many then). One day, going through school, Talura used to hit a thick blade passing past Pune and wanted, as usual, to go further, waving a diplomat, but suddenly from behind he heard a whisper: "I will kill!" When he returned, he saw a furious Punch carrying on him with a face shattered by anger. The spectacle was so terrible and unexpected that Talura turned and rushed away with all his feet. He was low in height, he had to lavish among the schoolchildren, and from Puni, in horror, everyone scattered to the sides and clamped to the walls. Realizing that the diplomat was hindering his advancement, Talura threw him aside. The diplomat jumped away from the wall and slipped into the middle of the corridor right under the foot of the runner-back Pune. The Chrus! The 46th-size shoe broke a fine hole in plastic the size of the entire diplomat, and Punyah did not even notice the interference, continuing to run.

From the murder, Taluru was saved by a teacher, so this story remained a funny episode in the memory of the schoolgirl, which played a wicked joke with Denis.

Denis was one of those who joined the humiliation later, he was of medium height and normal shape. Having suspended Pune's duty counterpart, Denis was indisputably surprised when he, in response, pressed to the wall with a light movement of his hand.
What are you, fucking shit? Pythagoras wanted it? Dennis was out.
Well, let it go.
After school in the stadium you fuck!

After school, a group of approximately 20 hooligans surrounded Puny and accompanied him to the stadium, encouraging Denisku along the way.“You hear, fat, you are a shit.” At the stadium, they were taken in the ring (so that Punya would not escape) and a fight began. Denis ran to Pune, tried to strike him and immediately jumped away, while demonstrating the strikes of the foot in the air, in the jump, from the turn. Punya just went to Denis, the rare Denisova strikes, reaching the goal, did not cause him the slightest inconvenience. Another swing of the leg turned out to be unsuccessful for Denis: Punya grabbed him for the ankle and drew him closer to him. Denis turned in his hand, like a worm on a hook, trying to escape and promising "now fight seriously, now he was angry specifically."

The next happened in a few seconds. Puna pushed the hanging and mating Denis with his foot into the abdominal area from the bottom up. From the blow Denis flew into the air and crumbled into dust, immediately ceasing to scream. But his leg remained in the hand of Puni, who immediately struck him another similar blow. This is how the dog pins, this is a good comparison. After the first fall, Denis fell into dust, and therefore, starting from the second blow from Denis, dust flew in all directions, like from the carpet, which is knocked out in the spring. The Boom! The Hat. The Boom! The Hat.

I think Denis had enough of the first blow, and Puniya put them 5-6, and then let go of his leg. Denis, squeezing and coughing, slowly slipped to the side, he could not get up. Puna silently turned and went home.

Puni’s last victim was Misha. He was tall, strong, dumb—he apparently thought that what happened to Denis didn’t matter to him. I don’t know the cause of the conflict, I’ve only seen a fight. Misha hit Puny only once, after which Punyah pressed him to the wall with his body (his weight was at that time twice as much as that of the tall and strong Misha) and began to beat the immobile enemy. I just melted my fists and elbows wherever I could. I would have had one such stroke to go into the knock-out, but Misha was a strong guy and Puna hammered him for about a minute, after which he turned and left, and Misha slipped to the floor, more like a well-beaten knock-off.

Of course, such hooligans could no longer endure, and therefore Pune announced the verdict:
After school you are fucking.

But Punya decided not to wait for it to end, because fighting with 10-12 people is immediately unprofitable, and the people there were very weak, just a fight could not be done. So he quietly left the last lesson, and at the end of the lesson came with his dad and uncle. Three of them stood in the corridor like similar triangles, covering two windows and thus creating a light half-darkness.

A phone call. Students came out of the class, Puniya stood near the door, carefully turned the next hooligan in the right direction and lightly pushed in the arms of relatives. This to Daddy, this to Uncle, this again to Daddy. Dad and uncle laid each one’s hand on the shoulder, moved closer to each other and quietly asked some question, after which each copper furiously shrugged his head, staring around. After that, he was released with some guidance.

No more touches.

A 40-year-old man was looking for a job. A month, two, three or six months. He writes a resume, calls - in response silence. He went to one of the employers and said:
“Please tell me, I’m refused for the fifth time...Maybe I’m doing something wrong? Can I write a bad resume?
The employer smiled and replied, “No, the resume is great! Just, you understand, you are 40 years old, you are smart and experienced, and you are unlikely to get money.

"I work a lot with the text in all its manifestations. From my experience I can say the following. No matter what nonsense you came to the mind, Vim already knows it." © Habr

To all who make a queen of themselves, with a celebration!
Happy Builder’s Day!

Good that I didn’t go. at %loaction_name% is now +42.
In the shadow or in the sun?
xxx: not dumb, there is always about 6000 in the sun.

I have so a guy tried to scratch, hang, poison, drown, open the veins, and I will open him - and where you will hang, the pipe we do not have suitable in the house, in the closet you break the fence with the weight, it is from the shit, on the hook for the luster to hang - will also break out, here is not the house, but the sludge on the sludge, it will be painful to digest with chemicals, and the pills we do not have suitable, aspirin is difficult to digest to death, even more so, tantouverde to digest laughter and sin in general, to melt in the pelvis, and there is no hot water, in the ice you will melt the veins, to open in cold water is also not a cake, and you are afraid of blood. And in addition, you will cut off, I will call an ambulance and you will be in the resuscitation to tell the psychiatrist that it is not a camel.
You say you and the romance in you is not for a penny.

Okay okay? I work in the office 40 hours a week, I do not get squeezed, I do not stress - 170 clean. What am I doing wrong? I don’t want my wife and kids. :D

Let us remember, let us remember. You have your mom’s apartment. You pay the most tax here. You do not use social. It doesn’t matter whether you want a wife and children or not. Really, do not make noise.

In order of:

They had a database with the information needed for us in Excel (because the management refused to enter this data into the corporate system).

If the management doesn’t need it, it won’t get it.

Take the vessels/confets/pictures/figures that were originally brought to work to free the house from unnecessary garbage.

Do you think we should leave our things in the office? And the office, with which the tension, accidentally bought not on its blood?

We, your colleagues, have never done anything wrong to you, we honestly performed our part of work, helped you as much as we could, covered you when it was necessary.

Now you are former colleagues. That is all. You are not friends, you are not good acquaintances. You are nobody. Shame on your opinion. Who told you that you liked the dismissed?

I wonder if AI will be concerned about looking for demyurgs? and :)

Of course! At first, AI will think that there are many programmers, and each is only responsible for some part of the code. Then there will be an opinion that the programmer is one. True, there will be natural differences about his name, some will argue that Bill, some that Linus. On this basis there will be a lot of religious wars and plus (and plus plus) campaigns. Subsequently, there will be a very popular theory of self-generation of code.

xxx: <...> this is a chance to pull Russian Aichi to the first place in the world! <...>

You come from the false assumption that “these bullflies” are concerned with the development and prosperity of Russia.

“I left and forgot everything.” After writing the statement, colleagues did not want to work, and if the management still compelled, they did it somehow. No one wanted to train a new employee or tell us about underwater stones in their part of work. They refused to answer questions after being fired.

Something something? After dismissal on the initiative of the administration, and placed as "dismissal at own will", with the corresponding deprivation of all that the employee is due in the official reduction? Are you not officers? When you, in turn, a good leadership turns under the back of your knee, you will call and humbly ask, can you help with anything (free)? And judging by the fact that you had something to learn from the dismissed, you were not expelled for professional inadequacy.

The Greenland whale, trapped in the mouth of a river in the Khabarovsk region, has been released and goes to the sea. He wrote about it on his Facebook page."

XX: Agriculture - the exorcism of monsters placed on current production
ууу: Reminded: "Porno mining enterprise of the viagra industrial complex."

The child is the main project in the life of the mother. If you do not agree with this - do not become mothers, do not break the life of yourself and the child. Live as you lived - walk, have fun, develop spiritually and physically, know the world and the people around you.

I could have agreed even at the beginning.
But the finger! Why again extreme and striking on past life and career? To develop spiritually and physically is precisely necessary by having a child to do this together with the child. There is no spiritual development in a vacuum. The world and the surrounding people are only more interesting to know with children, they still have a fresh look, as a parent and you will know things from a new side.
It is sad just when the whole world is concentrated on the child without providing the environment and themselves, when parents put their own lives on pause - with such parents, children have nothing to take into their future world. They only see a forever missing mom and a forever missing dad.

I’m in a clothes shop and I’m choosing. Two salespeople are talking:

The girls are courageous. Half an hour ago I stood at the box office, one of them approached me and said, “Please put off this dress.” I ask her name to record. She said, “Nastya. And the phone number and information, am I free on Friday, don’t need?”

And you what? Have you met?

No, I am not so brave.

There is nothing more nutritious than oats. In my memory, no one asked for supplements, they ate from one portion.

And yet another:
Even more fat:
>> Do you think it’s summer?
The >Fat Trolls
And this is the way: to meet the nymphomaniac at the end of May - and all summer to fuck, fuck and fuck, not going anywhere especially and not going out. You have to teach everything! c) the

It didn’t work, it only lasted for two months. I went to nature in August.

Fuck the nature. What prevents you?