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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119472
 15.10.2015
Oh, Big Customer, do you like this brown color?
In principle, it’s okay, but something needs to be changed.
Q: What to change? Color is too dark? Or too bright? Shining or lighting?
No need to darken or lighten, just make it more...brown.
some time later.
Oh, Big Customer, we all the company gathered a consensus about your problem, economist Masha said that this color went out of fashion a year ago, and cleaner Nadezhda Nikolaevna recalled that it was this color that wiped the shit in the toilet last week. The other employees of the company agreed that it is quite a presentable brown color.
And then the financial director came and said that shit, we will change the color, only such a paint was purchased. If you want a different color, then pick up your own bins with paint, and generally we make block containers, not porn sites!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119471
 15.10.2015
Evil will be punished. In the room of students from exotic countries, our cockroaches themselves are food.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119470
 15.10.2015
Comments from Picabus:
Oh, tablet... When I read books from it before going to bed, sometimes I start to fall asleep and get a tablet that fell on my mouth.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №119469
 15.10.2015
You are so cool, the energy is great! Your plants will definitely grow and be lush and beautiful!
WOW - (dark) don't hope, I couldn't even grow mold on the school assignment

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119468
 15.10.2015
Canakau: Something was cold, ballaclava needed
I took this: <link> after reading the review:
Diamond: Warm, breathable, thin, blabla and at the end: multifunctional - Can be used as a shell or bandana, for skiing, winter runs, bank robbery and transfer of the cat to the veterinarian

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119467
 14.10.2015
Maikl_never: If a photon has no mass, it is intangible.
sly2m: is not true. The electromagnetic field is completely material. Will the lightning blow you?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119466
 14.10.2015
Life has prepared me for a lot. But a brunette by the name White is too much.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119465
 14.10.2015
If I bring a spider, I will call him Uncle Sasha.

YYY: YYY
It can be so epic.

XXX for example?

YYY: type "I bought a pack of cockroaches for Uncle Sasha here, let him chew for breakfast"

XXX to AGA

YYY: "Uncle Sasha slips on his leg, so hairy"

XXX: "Do you want to support Uncle Sasha? Don’t be afraid – he’s kind – he doesn’t bite"

YYY: Uncle Sasha dropped his skin today

XXX: I bought a new aquarium for Uncle Sasha. He has grown up"
Uncle Sasha died yesterday. I put it in a box under my shoes and buried it in the backyard.

ZZZ: You’ve had the whole life of Uncle Sasha gone by.
He was fed only once.

XXX: And never got coupled. The sad life of Uncle Sasha

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119464
 14.10.2015
18561 with debt.li
Learn to troll. Even a frankly dumb man, looking for a better way to fit his piss, would not be so openly outraged.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №119463
 14.10.2015
The xxx:
Somewhere in Lubertz there is a stall in which grandparents were sitting during the war. So, one day the ducks decided to do repairs, began to remove wallpapers from the walls, and there were several layers. We even reached the silk wallpapers of the 17th century - it turned out, in this room then was the house of the servant of the prince Archipov. and already under these wallpapers the newspaper @Statskiy Fizkulturniкъ@, where in the section of funny stories this story was printed!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №119462
 14.10.2015
Between the strong and the clever was still clever, he immediately extracted 2 mammoths.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119461
 14.10.2015
Do you give free humanitarian aid?
Rabinovich is here.
Are you not planning to pay?

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №119460
 14.10.2015
1851 is very big. Could a little effort be invested in trolling?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119459
 14.10.2015
Exhibited at the entrance of the office magazine "Hypothek and credit" causes stable associations with the journal "Catorg and reference", published from 1921 to 1935.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119458
 14.10.2015
One of our teachers remembered us and a friend forever.
YYY: Did you study well?
XXX is almost. The audience per 100 people is noisy. Prepod says: "Well some port wine for example". And I and my friend of choir: "Three tops!". The silence established the tomb.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119457
 14.10.2015
"In Moscow proposes to ban the sale of alcohol on Friday"
I am looking for discussion of this news. None of the discussions went without a comment "Have they been completely protected?and "

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119456
 14.10.2015
Zadolbayka 18561, about a girl who is upset that her "old ladies" are dealing with all the brides. The exit:

He is thirty, with prospects, an apartment, a car.
... she also has an apartment, a car, all that stuffed.
Beautiful, indeed small growth
With the car.
The man also has a car.

Per the fact is that you are a mercantile doll and you can see through? I would sleep at the age of 38, even if I was 25. Do I have girls who will sit on my neck and count my cars and apartments? In addition, with successful ladies (who have achieved everything themselves) something more interesting, there is something to talk about with them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119455
 14.10.2015
Gods, how it was rotting with the 18561.

“O old ladies, you have made it hard to bring out men who shouldn’t belong to you!”

Girl is easy! But you too, our men over 30, who are suitable for you, don’t touch? XD is


[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119454
 14.10.2015
Correspondence with a friend:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH With the return! Was the flight delayed?
It was all on time, the arrival really scared a little.
HH: What is there?
The captain of the ship was confused.
I said I would not fly to Ufa at 2.20 at night, but at 4.30 at night.
XHH: Overworked
Wauu: then said that the plane was ready to land at Antalya airport, although we were flying to Ufa
xxx: very good
ууу: well, I warned about myself - nothing to myself, the time is confusing, then the city, only if the buttons and pedals were not confused)))
How do you fly with such a pilot? represented
WOW: And here we are descending, we are almost sitting down and suddenly he began to sharply climb again.
WOW: He said we couldn’t sit down and we’re going to the second round.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! God, what is a practitioner?
WOW: In short, when we sat down, everyone in the plane breathed with relief, knocked from the soul, but he then apologized for all his mistakes.
Theme: Mr Bean
ууу: If I was funny at first, then when landing - it became scary, and it would be so fun to fly-fly 3 hours and sit back in Antalya)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №119453
 14.10.2015
WH40000
Today in the trolleybus discussed with his son the problem of Alfary's betrayal, whether he could have been killed by a single blow by Mudil Gilliman, and whether the soldiers of the Alpha Legion are really traitors.
Suddenly my grandmother leaned to me and whispered to my ear: "Unlike you, young man, I fought in that war... and planted the way out. I am a little scared.

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