and Lifenews:
Barnaulets stuck in a ventilation mine when used for the smell of borst

From Picaboo:
I remembered a childhood story. Driving a family in a similar work of engineering art, it suddenly stunned. The driver, of course, mocking, got out of the cabin, got some shit for the car factory, like in the old films, and began to crazyly try to revive the poor little bus. To say that the car was walking on the sidewalk - nothing to say. In my opinion, the old sprinkle bed under the starving newlyweds is not able to produce such a repertoire of sounds with such amplitudes of oscillation as the driver pulled out of the innermost of this unfortunate machine... My next phrase was: “Mom, now we will fly?”

The Observation :

Some street singers have such voices that they don’t want to give them money, but to take what they have.

By the way.
Before Count Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy did not squeeze slightly on the subject of morality and his own greatness, he was a perfectly normal and our spirit man.
Turgeneva threw him out of the window from the second floor of the restaurant.

c) Leaked

France was captured in 44 days.
The USSR, the same in area, but protected by the power of the entire USSR - in 60 days.
— — —
Probably not on time.
Claims to the French of such a plan that Paris was surrendered without a single shot.
How many Germans gathered under Pavlov’s house, and how many under Paris?
So here, under Paris - zero whole, a tenth.

How is it?
- Spanish
Is it how?
by Huevo

Everyone is fighting for a piece of bread. Under a piece of bread, everyone understands different things.

This morning we have the director (D) and the employee (C).
Why did you think he was the owner?
C. He told me.
Did you look at the documents?
C is no.
D: Okay, what would you say if I claim that I have a crocodile at home?
You do not love your wife, Andrei Danilovich.

A thoughtful atheist who lives by conscience does not realize how close he is to God. He does good without expecting reward. Unlike the hypocrites.
by Hans Christian Andersen

Funny is.
Why do I see the same person every day? I like to see people twice a week. The rest of the time I am interested alone. Is Naomi getting married? Why be so attached to someone at all?

your girlfriend with this arrangement can date with two more :) and leave the day for yourself

1st
Australians have filed for Eurovision

2 is
Australia is Europe!

1st
Glory to Australia! Glory to the kangaroo!

2 is
Whoever does not jump, the koala!

About "writing in the shower" The future husband finally conquered me by the fact that a month after dating, being at home, he loudly cracked and said that from now on I can relax and do the same with him at any time.
Married for 10 years, soul in soul.

I am a driver and no orders. We sit in the garage bored. Comrade:" The damn! I sat for an hour and only 15 minutes passed!"

14/02 04:01: <skynet.inside> I have a virgin wife, tell me how to deal with this illness?

A: How are you there?
B: Yes, it is the sixth month of bed. Strongly developed 2D - dystrophy and depression.
A: The fucking...
B : But! As soon as I was discharged from the hospital, Kuzya (well, you remember my "British nobleman") as scheduled, in the morning and evening, comes, lies on my chest and for 10 minutes whispers. He doesn’t like to sit on his knees. It helps a lot from the second D.
A: It is cool, good guy!
B is AGA. I call it cat therapy sessions. But I was born and grew up with a global question:
How can you not like cats?
A is :)

Under early Stalin, such mutants were called otherwise: a political prostitute.
and----
This is an eternal topic. Change the line - flexibly follow the timing. The opponents are changing the line – climate workers and political prostitutes. You do not change the line - firm and consistent in decisions. The opponents do not change the line - hardened and stubborn. The budget has been wasted – it has been allocated for the future. The opponents broke the budget - wasteers and moths. He issued a corrupt or simply blurred and inadequately applied law - there were curves in the places, but the forest is torn - the stitches are flying. The opponents did the same – showed their inhuman and benevolent nature.

Politics is the ability to lie, exposing all your actions in a favorable light. Won, the said comrade, harvested the fruits of the NEP (including electrification and industrialization – they were started by Lenin, ah), and arranged famine and slavery in the country. mass collectivization) and such a coward, that some where even fascists were met as liberators, fucked the personnel army in the first months of the war (it turned out that showing loyalty to the regime - not very substitutes the real combat experience), tricked to fuck almost with the whole world - but the correct submission of material and here he - "an effective manager, who saved the country."

Although Lena was never married and never had a serious relationship, having a cat made her a full-fledged woman. She knew exactly that it was the stinking bastard who was to blame for her failed life.

<IwannabethatGUY032> I will do my best to marry Miley Cyrus
<Aiven> Will you sit and want to?
<IwannabethatGUY032> yes
<Aiven> is a standard.

I hate money, well, those that are not mine.

xxx: You are straight little of what has reached the bottom, so also to dig the mine began. and #65279;