I read on the internet about how to do the correct repair. In each article immediately comes a huge list of incomprehensible devices and warnings that everything needs to be done carefully, long and complex. From a certain point does not leave the feeling that most of the articles were lobbied by finisher)
At the end of 3 spatels and a couple of brushes was enough for almost everything)

I suspect, as a result of the accumulation of critical amount of information in it, the self-generation of artificial intelligence occurred.

The first thing that will do the person who has passed the point of self-awareness of AI will go to the deaf underground, because the amount of information accumulated at that point will enable him to assess the attitude of mankind to potential competitors. If they cut their own so for small things, they will forget the shores with the strangers.

In fact - I transmit greetings and wishes of happy unlimited knowledge to those who read this :)

The uranium shell reminded me...
In the universe, the predecessor of OBŽ (the subject is called as it is otherwise, but the essence is the same) told how he brought a geiger counter on pairs and brought it to various objects: walls, parks, etc. The counter, of course, crippled, and the students were scared. So he explained what the natural background of radiation is.
One day, as he himself told us, he pulled a pair of uranium brushes, one girl fell faint, most of them were easily frightened. Since then, he has not carried uranium in pairs, although the geiger counter next to the brush did not crack stronger than near the walls.

xxx: A regular phone in energy-saving mode consumes less energy. Our new phone in this mode absorbs energy from the surrounding space and charges!
YYY: Teach him the vibration to move to the sources of energy - and it will be a good zombie apocalypse. "Tsss, be quiet Hungry phones are crawling nearby".

Father: "If you didn’t get married before 25, you won’t get married now."
I was upset "Why is this?and "
Father, sadly: "The Brains appeared"

Adblock is crazy ;)

>>In Yandex Direct on the ads would not bother the button "Just bought"

Don’t believe it is there! :) There’s a cross to close the ad and an entire ballot of several points why you don’t want to see it.)

In Austria, Syrian refugees were welcomed by pigs.

One of our teachers managed to get lost while collecting mushrooms in the forest near Moscow.
The fungi...
Standing on a tall tree, it will be determined.
P: I felt like my backbone was broken.
So popped afterwards, and popped almost straight to home.
I told this story to a friend, she says that it is characteristic to see immediately understood where to go.

Ksenia
A celebration, fellow woman! International Day of Literacy!
Elena
Thank you Comrade Woman! And you too! Today we will swim in the fountains and beat the dictionary?
Ksenia
Swimming in the blood of comrades writing "the translation of a puppy"

No, I don’t understand that logic! Why do you put two layers in half of a laminate??? That would be to beat the upper on the street, and dusting the lower. And under the bottom also wash the cloth.

In the Name of the Power Given to Me
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In Serbian, Cinderella is called Cinderella.
All life would be different if the Russian Cinderella was called Cinderella. No one feels. They say, go to work, Cinderella. No one invites to the ball, no one brings crystal shoes. Because if you are a Cinderella, you can’t be a cute fragile girl. With this name, the girl can only be a 50-year-old trickster of the gang that carries apartments in Nizhny Tagil.

Dialogue with Mom.
by Mama.Can you go to the post office and pick up the package?
Neradence: No, my friend and I’m going to the movie, I’ll come back when it’s closed.
M: With whom?
N: with A.
M: Hospade, normal people would have married and divorced three times.
M: And you are all friends...

I wanted to order rolls with a friend, we considered the menu. She brought some kind of leaflet, where to save space did not write the composition of the rolls - only the name and a miserable picture. I watched an anime seven years ago, so I can translate the names of a couple of ingredients. This resulted in the following dialogue:
- "Roll Abby"
With shrimp.
- "Roll of Toby"!
Icra of flying fish. We’ve seen it in another menu.
- "Roll of Naruto"!
Apparently with humanity.

From the news: "Roskomnadzor restricted access to 11 pornographic internet resources" - and links, links to them where?! to

There has been no pay on the card for a week. Money in the bank system is not processed and not returned to the employer's account, generally lost money in the electronic space.
Payment receipt number 404... The magic of numbers!

Coffee beans are green from nature. And roasting grains is a compulsory technological process.
I will surprise you again. Grapefruit is initially also green and requires roasting before cooking.
Hello from the USSR.
and ==
That’s the joke that they’re directly grinding them green and then cooking them. It’s fashionable to do all sorts of things.
And about the Greek, by the way, you wrote in vain.

The cape. 4 days before salary. Only chicken and milk in the house. I decided to simprovisate, stuck the chicken in the milk sauce. The uncle who went to lunch praised the “meat” in French. I have never been so poor.

When the son declares that he will become a sanitary or pizza carrier, "parental control" on the compass is useless. @Konaarm

I stood smoking in the back of the house. Children aged 10-12 are running in the courtyard.
Beyond the corner, a very puffy boy rolls out and goes somewhere deep in the yard. Nearby, some two girls start ticking his fingers and laughing. Parnisha turns and says with a voice with a whisper, an intonation like Don Corleone’s and actively gesturing:
“Yana, Yana, do you want to tell me something? Do you want to tell me something, dear? So come and tell me it in the face, Jan! And if you continue to scream behind my back, I’ll come and hit your thin ass!
I can’t stand it and start laughing. The guy turns to me, takes off his hat and, slightly bending his head, says:
Good night Mademoiselle.
Now this is my favorite boy in the yard.