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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118112
 05.09.2015
This is not a standard Russian series. My parents are watching me. So good girls get pregnant for a minute from men who go to others, and then repent - sometimes at the stage of the pulse, but more often when a six-year-old child can run and gently look in the eyes. Bad girls only lie that they are pregnant.
In short, there is not life, but a complete gynecology.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118111
 05.09.2015
Why are you constantly making me stupid?
Why I do. I am already working with finished materials.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118110
 05.09.2015
In October 1998, Terrence Dixon of Bristol (Pennsylvania) decided to rob a house whose owners went on holiday. When he got inside, he gathered all the valuables and decided to go through the garage. Being in the garage, he blocked the door leading to the house, well, and the automatic garage doors could not open. A few days before the owner’s return, he lived in jail, feeding the found dry dog food and Pepsi. Having found himself in the police station, he first filed a claim in court on the robbed owners, because of their fault suffered an unmerited psychological trauma. A court has forced unwary citizens to pay Mr. Dixon $500,000 in compensation!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118109
 05.09.2015
YYU: What did the Prime Minister say to British journalists before they arrived in Syria?
YYU: "Don’t lose your mind guys"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118108
 05.09.2015
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yyy: The ceiling of the leash in the smoker )))

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118107
 05.09.2015
My wife makes us coffee in the same cups in the morning. To not forget whom, whisper:
My husband is on the left, and I am always right.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118106
 05.09.2015
HHH
The Blue Blue Programming Language

WOWU
It is used only by negrymia and bomja and contains the variables train and whore.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №118105
 05.09.2015
Adepts of school shape, you really have no bow arguments, except for the "children will be measured by clothes, who is cooler"?
that is, that one daddy driver on the gelendvagen brings, and the other in rubber boots himself on the canvases for 15 minutes - nobody will see this? or the iPhone 6 from the Alcatel-wheelchair in the second class no one distinguishes? Don’t have to, A.
And this is the "form disciplines". Up to twice. The kids in shape never fight, everyone is listening to the teacher, does not cheer her, they walk straight... yeah? No: children get used to the clothes in 20 minutes, after which they are generally confused about what they are wearing - although "armani", although "Army".

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118104
 05.09.2015
235 // Hi Dencel, now the 235th line does not contain mat and can be read by children.
236 // Movement of the upper shell

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №118103
 05.09.2015
The choice between two guys – a troll and
The vampire will lead her to disaster.
Confused in the intrigue of the rulers
The Secret World"
The sunsets rest.

This is what it means to "not get married in time"! Not a vampire, but a troll. and (

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118102
 05.09.2015
Question from an ask.fm member:

XXXX: Cat - a wool product of entertainment
YYY: No

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118101
 05.09.2015
Everything seems to be at the age when relationships no longer want.
I want to do that - I came home, ate, broke up - and went to bed to read a book.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118100
 05.09.2015
The scene in the dining room (Customer, Cooker):
Pork, please
Q: Do you want to bite her with the onion?
Q: Is it free?
Q: Do you have pork?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118099
 05.09.2015
When Zadornov says that it is impossible to study the history of Russia by Akunin, I want to scream to the current generation of video viewers.
"Study the history of Russia at least by Akunin!!and "

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118098
 05.09.2015
of Ukraine. The Nikolaev region. In 2015, the decommunization.

Inhabitants of Matveevka are proposing to rename ul. Lenin in Ul. To avoid re-formatting the documents.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №118097
 05.09.2015
Alice: I just got a reference to another Chinese masterpiece in the field of clothing and remembered the history. When I studied the sewing business, Valentina Vasilyevna (you remember her) told me how in the master's studio they sat without orders and in order to earn some sort of money they sewed out clothes in standard sizes, sewed the label "made in China" and gave it to the market for sale... They made counterfeits for China! Under China, Carl I think half of the Chinese would die from breaking the pattern if they knew about it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118096
 05.09.2015
I was going for a walk with my dog. He, naturally, has a bunch of emotions and spills this into the chaotic demolition of the furniture by the body. A body (important) 60 + kg
And this hairy monster, wishing to speed me up, gives me the leg twice. and sharp. And because of his height, he gives me this cuddly duck carefully in... not when ladies will be told.
When I begin to flex reflexively, from the bottom of my jaw comes his happy armored mouth. Before the teeth. My own of course.
When the stars and birds came out of me, I realized that his kung fu was stronger :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118095
 05.09.2015
In the spirit of RENTV:

The SS Roma Division of Einenebre.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №118094
 05.09.2015
"Do we build a barge, sir?
Why not, fucking take it!
But why should we use it, sir?
- And let's come up with something, in our difficult times bargain is not too much!

The Apple Office...
“Sir, through clever manipulations and intrigues, I have led the head of Google to build an entire fleet of barge! And he agreed! They will soon be destroyed!
The Truth? Agree to? Barry, you say... Well, we’ll take it and build a driveline! Directed by AHA!
But... sir...
to be silent! We will build an entire fleet! And as long as these robots swim on the water, we will sail in the sky!

In a short time. The Microsoft Office.
“Sir, through clever manipulation and intrigue, I have led the heads of Google and Apple to...
– Oh, I’m old for all this... Barji, Drifts? What a nonsense?! to
It’s nice to work for a wise man, sir.
...and while these cockroaches bite here on a planet polluted by all sorts of underoperations, we will build a space shuttle and fly to conquer other galaxies, where as once, a distant ten years ago, we will have no competitors! So it is!" (c) Oceanik

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118093
 05.09.2015
Played with a four-year-old daughter in the "daughters-mother".
I realized that J. Martin is a fluid romantic.

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