> Oh, you are a cowboy!
It’s definitely a phobia, because I don’t know what super-efforts are needed and what the parachute is about. It is surprisingly difficult to push the four corners of the blanket into the four corners of the carpet and then take it for two corners and shake it. (I’m hoping that all the addicts are now crazy)
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You may have used USB for the first time. I hope you came to us in peace.

There are a lot of great websites that live on advertising. Many of them are asking to turn off the Adblock. I’m glad to support you, but I’m furious about moving advertising! Text or static image – yes; whistles and curtains in the form of gifs, flashes or html5 – a photo!!! to

xxxh: I drove around the night city today, on the road is a girl of light behavior in a green light-reflecting jacket like DPS vests
The idea has slipped away that everything is right - road services should be in reflective clothes.

xxx: Usually mothers in the social network post photos of their children and sign "Today we have half a year", "Our first steps" and so on. But today I went to the page of one woman, she posted a photo of her adult son in a military uniform and signed: "We went to the army")

Yyy: served in the army in 95-97
Peter in the Red Village.

So now, when our call had already gone and a new call had just arrived, some of the new ones did not share something with each other.

We have organized a Parental Meeting!! to

Clooney is busy. He has no time. He makes websites for the gov domain because he loves chaos and madness.

It is bad when nothing works. It’s worse when you don’t try.

Our Secretary of Light comes to work on foot. A long, blinding creation. Shlagbaum looks up high every time he sees her. Even though it is for cars. Interested in this phenomenon, we discovered the watchman of the shlagbaum - a brilliant Caucasian. He briefly explained, “That’s how I express my enthusiasm for her!”

The script for the next Terminator.
The Terminator arrives in Russia, where it has a battery due to the frost. The last thing he hears is someone’s words, “That’s a kilogram of fifty honeymoon!”

What kind of bird are you, brainstorming?! to
I am not such!
And who are you? The Dalton Doll?

xxx: When trying to scan a local playwright's book, the scanner turned off and turned off
Yyy: But the shredder burned joyfully.

. and. Something strange still – why a counterfeit if he wears over a blanket?
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My great-grandmother had old craftsmen, I’ll try to describe. On the outer side of the blanket in 15 centimeters from the edge along the perimeter of the entire blanket was sewn a number of buttons. The underwear was a piece of clothes slightly larger with cut corners and looping looping along the perimeter. He laid under the blanket, then the blanket, the edges turned, and the carpenter attached to the buttons on the blanket. How is it. It would be easier to paint :)

A Soviet joke about your rights:
Please tell me I have the right to...
Yes, a citizen is there.
But you didn’t hear me if I was right.
You have, of course you have.
That means I can...
You can’t eat, you can’t.

Valued
If you want to know the depth of a person's soul, spit in his soul and count until you get the mouth.

Commentary from the employer:
Closed lines give landing stupidity and untimely fun.

Eugene goes to Ipetry
In the serpentines he plays.
and cries out,
What a fucking beauty.

Grandfather 85, lives in the village, rides on a lanos. Recently I caught some new #benny hole, in which he left a hole and broke both (!) The back seat. Until he repaired, all the steepest rural boys on the underlying dwarf dozen long accompanied his gaze, which read the pattern gap and the thought "and if there is no difference..."

The Stranger – Stranger

The further, the more it seems to me that the Russian language is created to express absolutely surreal pictures. At least sometimes I hear such phrases that when I try to visualize what is said, I realize that my brains are ready to boil and explode.
Here and today, I am standing at the stop, next to two guys counting a little for the passage. One accumulated the necessary amount, passed on to another, but slightly missed and the money dissipated. And then followed the phrase that served as the reason for writing this post:

You are where you pull your hobbit, the untouched hobbit. If the curves are grabbed, do not shake the horns!"

Comrade artists, please paint me this. It makes a wonderful picture :)

to this:

One of the causes of fears is a childhood phobia. I know a man who, as a small child in a dream, fell into the central hole, turned, found himself on the side between the blanket and the fabric without a hole. I woke up, couldn’t get out, claustrophobia worked.
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And what only they will not tell to do in the house of nichren...

Dali quest: over the man is written - "A drunken woodcut" and a man is painted... with grabbers!!! They could just write "a woodcut", I would have guessed it was in the middle.)))

How about Terminator?
- At first, Dr. Who, having created the tartis and reworked John Connor with a sound screwdriver, immediately set the tone of the film... and when Daenerys Targaryen began to fire from the anti-tank rifle into the barbaric conan, I realized that the film was successful) But there was also a disappointment, when the acid dropped on Daenerys' shoulder, I expected someone else (