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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117692
 24.08.2015
T-shirt "I believe in the ruble" cost 400 rubles, and now 800. Why so?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №117691
 24.08.2015
I broke my karma.
Go into the room and think about your rebirth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117690
 24.08.2015
I work with admin. A 16-year-old boy came to work. I watched the production process for a long time, asking questions.

“Mom, are you like that all day?
Oh yeah yes.
Do you know what level you could be in Diablo?and.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117689
 24.08.2015
The Kremlin has decided to include the phrase "And I warned you, see" in the list of extremist materials.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №117688
 24.08.2015
I am standing today on the crossing, waiting for a lightforest, a man of age and a husband with a wife. It is red, but there are no cars. A woman rushes to cross the road, her husband surrounds her:
Wherever you go, you can't see - red is burning!
No cars, what should I wait for?
40 seconds to wait, is it a long time?
for long!
A man of age interferes in the conversation:
You don’t have a wife, but a man’s dream. Take care of her!
Is this why?? to
40 seconds is a long time!!! to
The result - the people roast, the woman is border, the husband does not know whether to roast, or what.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117687
 24.08.2015
There are two consecutive distribution tracks:

"Remove from Friends"

"Conserved by ourselves"

Something Lecter immediately remembered.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117686
 24.08.2015
The cat is the only widespread and almost everybody knows domestic animal that is not mentioned in the whole Bible.
The Bible (Old Testament) was written by ancient Jews, who engaged in livestock farming and led a nomadic way of life. Therefore the shepherd Abel is good, and his sacrifice of lambs is pleasing to Yahweh, and the farmer Cain is evil, his sacrifice is not appreciated by the god, and from envy he killed his brother. And now the attention is the question: which nomadic pet cats? Here, the Egyptian farmers (by the way, the contemporaries of the ancient Jews and also not well mentioned in the Bible) had a completely different opinion about these animals.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №117685
 24.08.2015

Ktopopalo: Why wear camouflage in the forest if you don’t go hunting? Always interested. We were just looking for such a special forces man with a heart attack for 3 hours, and he was lying 10 meters from the camp, a predator.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117684
 24.08.2015
A man sleeping in the subway. Goes quite normal, and the face is covered with the mask of Anonymous.

V is to sleep.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117683
 24.08.2015
XHH: all spilled, crazy, on the floor
and laughing)
Theme: Jebana
I am a Aunt.
WOW: 0_o an unexpected statement))
The fucking aunt.
That is insulting! Tagged enter
WOW: late, you did the fireplace out))
The fucking)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117682
 24.08.2015
The optimist is half drunk and the pessimist is half sober.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №117681
 24.08.2015
The issue of import substitution.

I sit in a cafe, and there Russian videos are shown on the big screen. Naked butts in Victoria Secret trousers, cabriolets from Mustang to Bentley, mountain serpentines of Italy, iPhones and whiskey...
Why shouldn’t the Russian show business also engage in import replacement? No, I’m not suggesting crushing Timati with a bulldozer! Just buckle in the frame of Vyatsky quas, take photos on the Yotafon, ride on the Priors with Georgian tapes against the background of the most beautiful landscapes of Penza or Omsk, and wrap the Pavloposadsky T-shirt on your buttocks! This is true patriotism!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117680
 24.08.2015
Only by sitting on the floor in a lotus posture and relaxing, you understand simple things: you need to wash under the closet, and out where the phone is charged.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117679
 24.08.2015
Per with my question, I am going to... birth... how is it in Russian? Create a shit.
But I wonder who should buy condoms, a boy or a girl, if they do.
They are not married and do not live together, but simply communicate on the backdrop of bed and bed matters.
I was recently told that I should do it (and preferably for my own money), like this is accepted.
Is it suspicious?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117678
 24.08.2015
Alcohol is like a drinker, it is almost impossible to smoke!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117677
 24.08.2015
May beat for oral contraceptives, which in essence (according to some doctors of science) are abortive

Moreover, according to some RAEN academics, the soul appears in a person at the time of fertilization of an egg.
And the only effective method of contraception, which will not get fucked by God, is abstinence. And it deceives.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117676
 24.08.2015
Legends and myths of the server Rus... excavations of the curgan from empty bottles revealed to the world an ancient artifact – a disk with the 98th screw.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117675
 24.08.2015
Shoes and sex.

Here you can clearly see two types of people, one of them just can't tolerate anyone to prove everything for and against. Others simply took note or immediately tried, without leaving unnecessary comments.

ZY, and some girls in some golf even look offgenic.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117674
 24.08.2015
The topic of the forum is facts about camels.
In particular, the fact is mentioned: "If a camel falls asleep or just rests, it is virtually unrealistic to make him get up until he wants it."
The comment below it: "So this is who I am!".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №117673
 24.08.2015
Philosophers say:
Between the proverb "Eyes are afraid, and hands do" and teenage horrors that masturbation can be blinded, there is definitely a connection.

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