I understood that something was wrong with me, after arranging a mint and being on the street without shape, I still watched the patrol.

Let’s not go to the bar, I don’t want to drink.
I: You can go to the bar with the company and not drink.
Just don’t tell my wife that!

And, please, do not scream about the innocent infected, why are our country losers?

Two staff sit in front of the mountain resume. One takes, and throws half of the resume into the trash. The second: "What are you doing?" - "And why do we fail?".

[11:13] at: that I wanted to joke and while the windows opened there and here, I forgot (
[11:14] ksotik: while you open the windows, we were already joking and even laughing at the terminal

XXX Three months in a pearl with boiled salad
It can change the psychology of a person.

YYY Pearl with Salt
It’s much more delicious than cooked garlic, I can say.

ZZZ Should be fried, not cooked.

Survey on Commerce.ru
Are you going to the circus?
A: Yes and constantly.
B. Sometimes with children.
C is no.
d) I live in it.

HHHH
Additional pressure on the heart.
But if in the spring you stand on the snow with a rifle on a valsneap,
The question becomes very ambiguous.

Zzz
I tried before sleeping in the forest in the winter to drink, 100-150g.
I walk alone, without a dog, I need to hear everything and be ready for any action.
Once, the mouse roared all night 300 meters from the fire. and scared.
This is how you smell a bubble and go to it at 2 p.m. - "You are ruined here, cowboy!")

xxx: They say that the carburetors V8 sound softer, more vivid.
YYY: How does the carburetor affect sound?
zzz: Inserting the upper re-minor octave into the medium-frequency harmonics of the fascinating V8 sequencing collages.
A hot carburetor sound?

from the spaces.

Veres: After another delay in earning the salary at work, I co-worked with a colleague new types of dances for the corporation: "sassamble", "glotango" and "rhythmic drill". It hurt in general. With the permission of my colleagues, I put the tag "my". © by

There is a cat in the room (black by the way) and a turtle... and also a turtle in the aquarium lulls around the glass and the fish in panic swim somewhere in the area of the water... it seems like I have something at home)))

It is an earthquake! All the animals hear it in advance and want the sibas from the buildings, and the man usually wants it.

Tra-Tai and Tra-Tai
I brought a cat with me.
To work, to work
I brought a cat with me.

I just sat down for work.
The cat went for a walk.
Explore the hunting area.
Choosing a victim, so to speak.
I helped him a little.
Drop the sausages a little.
Direct to the office.
I made a path out of her.
He sucked him under the door.
And I cried at the door,
He wiped out his files.
(I just didn’t find it)
He reminded him of his hat.
Destroy the work desk.
He broke his coat.
A thousand hundred, a thousand hundred,
He even left in the safe.
A gift for him.
I was damn surprised,
How much in a little shit can fit everything.

The beast, pleased, went away
When the boss returned, he was angry.
This happens if for a long
Not paying wages to people.
Tra-Tata and Tra-Tata
Hope for the cat.

I think, or "Be one whole with the road!"- so have a motto for car tires?...

by Belka

Isn’t it time for poetry?

“Oh, my feet, four clothes,
I want to stay at home, I want to go to Yorgka.”

Double translation here and back:

“The shoes glow unbearably with lacquer.
I have nowhere to run. Everything is decided.
I have no longer a peaceful sleep at home.
I’m supposed to stay with George today!”

A member is an interface cable for the transmission of encrypted genetic data.

Less hysterical at work. Our note users have consington locks with which they stick notebooks in the workplace. So, often they wrap their keys somewhere and come to us for duplicates. The duplicates are all numbered, but are stored in a box. Today the guy once again came for the key, the keys were poured out on the table before him and the music from Fort Boyard was delivered. The man is chewing in the keys, and we are sitting in the rocks.

This is the second direction in the fight against the rise of prices – the reduction of the well-being of the population. In 2015, the central bank fought inflation as it could.

Most of the work as a developer I like clearly and clearly formulated HZ

Gianbir: Well, under the fly on yoga I won’t let go.
What about Wai? Do you have an aura?
Gianbir: so that a spontaneous panic outcome did not happen, such a spectacle can shock unprepared minds
Joel :?? to
Gianbir: Blowing on the carpet is bad

News on a website.
The White House wants Russian pilots in Syria to speak English.
That is all.

I liked leprosy. Russia in two news:
1st There was no money in the budget for the only center in the Moscow region for the treatment of HIV-infected.
2nd More than 180 million dollars per day were spent on bombing of Syria. The dollar.

In my opinion, this Syria, in our country, more people per year die from diseases and ill medicine, from hunger and poverty in the country than from all the terrorists in the world.

P.S Moderators are now politically subdued, in the trend and the best traditions of the Public Russian: they suck to miss the "acute" materials. Read it yourself, you may think. You know about yourself that you are blind.