The director has bought a new iPhone and a new iPad, it is necessary to configure...
The assistant director comes and brings the iPad and Blackberry for adjustment.
I’m a blackberry, right?! to
She told me, and the director told me that Iphone!

>>The Wachowski Matrix sounds no worse without the word brothers, Amirite?

"The Matrix of Wachowski" sounds like "Laplassian" or "the Fourier’s Order" :)

from news
The activity of a criminal group that illegally supplied to Russia sanctioned cheese products worth 2 billion rubles was blocked. Since the spring of 2015, the group illegally imported the sanctioned product for 2 billion rubles and sold it under the form of natural cheeses of large producers.

Why is it profitable to smuggle imported cheese into Russia and sell it as a local cheese? This country is incomprehensible. The so-called natural cheeses of local producers are just like this.

The paradox.
In the world, history is translated into textbooks, but historical truth is demanded from artistic literature and cinema.
Joseph of Egypt

The U.S. presidential candidate Trump is now a billionaire, but in general, in the world of American oligarchs he is rather a jump, he made too risky investments, and behaved like a billionaire, even when they were not. Starting a business project, he already thought of future profits as real, and acted accordingly. He was on the verge of bankruptcy.
He recalls himself: “Once upon a time, I was deeply involved in one developer project. Construction was no longer stopped, and the rental market suddenly collapsed. As a result, my fortune at the time was minus three billion dollars: exactly so much my debts exceeded the value of my assets. I then saw the homeless man sleeping on the sidewalk near my office and thought, “This man doesn’t know that he’s three billion dollars richer than I am.”

There is no big problem that Onishchenko is against condoms. The problem is that Father Onishchenko was against condoms.

I go to the apartment - a paper is hanging on the pen again. This time it is not an advertisement, but a message from Mosenergo with the headline: "HELP us!" I trembled. This is:
urgently
Noh!
(and even lower) d.hx square
Notify the counter's testimony by telephone... or SMS... and so on.

So it is clear that this is my address, Nakhimovsky Prospect, d.hx, sq.hx, but the first impression!
WOW: Let’s say this: if it’s done targetedly, then I understand them somewhere. Do you think it’s not the first? The Poor. Even though it is surprising that there is something barbaric in this passage.
HH: Do you think? Hmmm, you can answer so: Bayani, gentlemen of mossenergy! Write an Isho.

“I don’t know how you do,” said the witch, “and I like to hurt everyone.
Is it for everyone?
For everyone, it is for anyone. For everyone, it’s like a job.

Something was remembered. On the Baikal was with an excursion, from pure stubbornness bathed and hit the shore to freeze, the temperature of the water +5, and then the man went into the water and floated from the shore with powerful frogs. After a minute or two, he sailed so far that he was barely visible. The excursion crowd quietly stood on the shore and looked at him with dangerous interest. Why so much attention to the man? It is simple! He was the driver of our bus.
Z is. Fortunately, he arrived in a few minutes.

We cancell the benefits for those who own two or more dwellings. Types can be given. Even if the second residential area is ruined 200 km from the city. Or a pension, where the family displaced the grandfather-tuberculosis or ex-husband, a drunk alcoholic.
soon by the fact of the existence of p...da will refuse: it is possible to make money from prostitution!

On television: “They provided fictitious parapsychological and extrasensory services.”
Fictional and fucking.

Xxx: When I drive by electric bus from Moscow to Podolsk, the Internet is missing in the Butovo area, both at MTS and at Megaphone. What is remarkable, in Italy, for example, 3G was caught in a train at a speed of 250 km/h and even in almost all tunnels.

Yyy: The internet is disappearing in the area of Butovo.
Oh he will disappear. Sometimes even with the phone. and a couple of teeth.

Krieger: I’ve long noticed that when I don’t have a girlfriend, I want to work somehow more. And the engine turns into pleasure, and there are many ideas, and I take more orders.
Ratatosk: It is now. A girlfriend came. Lena is a teacher and psychologist. I took a look at the half-cut tube, the unfinished wrapping, the wrapping, as well as the handbook on the language of signs, and inquisitively asked if I was familiar with such a phenomenon as sublimation.

I noticed that those who go to church every Sunday, and generally constantly, in everyday life do not observe the commandments of God, and do so for the sake of the church, and those who rarely go to church, live with moral principles, not humiliating the honor and dignity of others.
Max is standing

The U.S. government conducted some study and found that 75% of lesbians in the U.S. suffer from obesity. No one knows why, but it is a fact. That is, porn films on this subject lie even more than Hollywood on all the others. By the way, $3.5 million was spent on this research. Not much probably according to U.S. standards, but it is not clear why officials know about it.

I have a 99 year old son, like a child.

The classmates are like cows.
There’s such a one in the assembly, like “Uncle Lena, Blabla...” and I look at her from the bottom up and think who of us is still an uncle.

by Artem S:

How to transfer files from computer to computer?
There is an old netbook with necessary files. and 120 gigs.
You need to find the best way to transfer these files to a new notebook.

The option with the flash disappears (I don't have such a flash drive, and on the old 2.0 to a bunch), external hard disk (again +2.0), YandexDisk disappears, because it persistently offers to synchronize, and on the old notebook banally not enough space for synchronization, its own means of transferring files from Windows does not want to transfer files anywhere except the system drive, which again does not have enough space for files (40 GB free).

Help the good people :)

by GoreGrindGeek:

You do the C format on the old computer, and the files go to the file paradise. You make the format C on a new computer - and the files from it get into the file paradise. The files of the new and old computers are stored in the same storage. The Profit!

PAND: I don’t think about sex
PAND: I don’t have the opportunity to have sex
PAND: I just don’t get anything.
Panda: Hydro stroke, fucking
acsochka: what is it?
PAND: There is such a concept for drivers
PAND: If water gets into the engine, he’s fucking, he’s caught a water stroke and will never start again.
PAND: And nothing will bring him any more.
Tagged: horror
acsochka: you scared me so much that I would go and eat a candy in order to increase the hormone of joy

After watching Mad Max: Fury Road, I came to the conclusion that Mad Max is the guitarist who was hanging on the rubber and the whole film was rubbed on the electro.

If there were sex on a home phone, what would it be?
- Here you were called in the winter, you are standing under the door, finger to button. “Dear, what are you doing?” – “In the slugs and ice glaciers...”