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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №116712
 30.07.2015
It is already the fact that after the divorce the father scores on the children only that his parents begin to consider grandchildren as ex.

my ex-wife with my ex-wife on my modest requests for help (the former did not pay alimony - business, car, young woman) stated - you are guilty that he left, deal with your son yourself.

Ten years have passed, now grandmother and grandfather are tearfully asking their grandson to come to them, then complain about him to his father, who was not interested in them, then threaten to take my son to court...
Only their grandson does not rush to attend something, although I do not prohibit it, is limited to polite and dry congratulations on the phone on holidays. In visit, he goes to the parents of his father, who are not related to his blood, but love him as a relative and always helped him.

God is your judge and no one else.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116711
 30.07.2015
A little about the female psyche.
I gave my wife a cup for March 8 "Ideal wife". There is a lot of things written, including. About "The Beautiful Housewife" The wife took and was offended: she said that I was under her.
That’s how she guessed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116710
 30.07.2015
The Alimentary
Carro, listen to it here.
1st Save money in case of temporary loss of work. Me and Joo. Even in marriage. In any case.
2nd Before you get pregnant, think well. both of them. If less than 2 spouses are ready for the birth of a child - do not give birth, be protected in a double way (tablets + rubber, for example).
Three Men - do not behave on the "God will give a rabbit - will give a rabbit". Babies, don’t go on "I love the tram will buy". Evaluate your possibilities.
4 is Not having a family? The child is not to blame. Kill yourself, but ensure the standard of life is not worse than in marriage.
5 is Have you missed one or more items from the list above? Tolerate, kill yourself, ensure – it’s your fault.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116709
 30.07.2015
Love to:
I received a message from a webmaster yesterday. It all ended up in the fact that I laid out their messages and let them go with peace.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116708
 30.07.2015
I have a question. Your maintenance workers complain that they are hard, no work, no money paid, economic decline and all the business. Do your children and ex-wives live in another country? Or on another planet, where money is distributed to everyone? If not, what do you wear? It has the same problems that the company does not pay, the products are expensive, the items of expenses are many. She also needs to dress and feed the child. You only think of your puppy. Divorce can be for various reasons, and it is possible that she is so stupid and foolish that it is impossible to live with her. What is the child to blame for? Who are you after that?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116707
 30.07.2015
I read to my wife: "Idiots in the world are few, but they are so well arranged that they are found at every step." She noted: "He just doesn’t go there".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116706
 30.07.2015
Remember our office wanted to order an automation system (reequip the old one). The owner went there personally to watch this entire atomic storm. He returned very quickly, saying that we will not take the sin on the soul, let it explode itself. I advised not to sit there. The project was rejected, although the piece was fat.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116705
 30.07.2015
Although if your goal is to show a man an idiot, I dare not interfere.

what. That is to say, if the grandmother spooled the fist - you can spit and spit, and if the man - can not, then the idiot will appear?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116704
 30.07.2015
Probably, only a Russian woman through a semi-transparent bag with an elegant logo can illuminate 3 litre packs of milk and baton.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №116703
 30.07.2015
There was a ruble coin on the bed. It is hot, and she is so cold. Next to me, Anya sits with my back, squeezing in the tablet. The hand, without waiting for consciousness, throws the ruble over the shelf.
Do you feel the ruble has fallen?
It was cold on the back...
How are you worried about our economy?
- How not to worry, I now feel that the ruble is in the ass at all!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116702
 30.07.2015
I have an idea for April 1.
Change the names of sites "forbidden" and "was". Quality will not change. At least you can crack.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116701
 30.07.2015
He covered the valve with hot water "for every case" and left.
And I was showered cold for 4 more days, thinking that the water was never given!
++++++++++++++++
A acquaintance told me.
The water was turned off in the summer, as usual, for a month's repair.
He met a neighbor and asked her complaining:
- When the water will be given, it was hot every day, the children are small, washing, dirt...
He looked at her like a mad man:
Water has been given for a week.
I didn’t even open the crane.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №116700
 30.07.2015
News on mail.ru
"In the capital will stop shutting off hot water in the summer"
First thought: "Stucks, now will be turned off in winter?"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116699
 30.07.2015
Well, women don’t know how to manage money, for many mothers, I’ve been in the same shirt for three months, and for a week, he’s going to eat something — about the same events.
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Why do you fucking write? You have 10 pcs. Eating a child for 30 days. Does it work? The amounts differ not even in order... You do not know the prices for products, nor for clothes, but you also reproach women that they can’t run the economy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116698
 30.07.2015
Such a man was caught, passed in the car.
I hope not in the primary, they say goats all.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №116697
 30.07.2015
Em... What do you think before you had a baby from "fool"?
— — — —
Hello, my name is Petya, I am a fool. Let’s go to sleep?" My dear, when everything is normal and there are no force majeurs, then most people are decent and good angels. Years are decent and kind, and rot can only come out when seriously pressed. Do you offer to artificially arrange serious problems in advance, before conception, in order to check? How else would it be done so imperceptibly, so that it does not seem to be a misconception itself?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116696
 30.07.2015
As I study in Meduniver, something interesting happens from time to time. On one of the pairs of anatomy, we were brought to formalized organs, all the groups were lacking, so they were passed in turn. One day we came into the office with this question:
You don’t need a sleeve?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116695
 30.07.2015
We transfer the server from ul. Lenin is out. The Peace. In order not to be confused, we call it: the server of Lenin and the server world. The server world.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116694
 30.07.2015
Exacerbation of gastritis, I sit on the special. and diet. Looking for delicious, I found a dessert recipe that was allowed.
I read the foods, I see the ingredient "unsuitable unsweetened cookies", the first thought is "cracked diet, even cookies offer specifically disgusting to find".
I found it "unpleasant"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116693
 30.07.2015
The time, the morale!
Previously, the virus could be caught by traveling through adult sites
Now in electronic libraries

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