The new Terminator:
I am all afraid that this movie will be banned for gay propaganda.
WOW : What? Where did you see the geeks? O_O
How about the phrase "You won’t need clothes! I was waiting for you!"
O_O O_O O_O
xxx: Just pulled things out of the dryer, disassembled - all okay, the socks came out a fair number. A couple of minutes later, I found another one near the washing machine - strange I think, as if everything came together, where is the extra?
yyy: it's not you assets with liabilities to reduce - shoes more serious task :)
Today I went to work on a tram and got into a traffic jamming due to the fact that there was an accident from two cars on the roads. The tram got up, the driver opened the doors and told the microphone that until the drivers understand - the cars will not remove. All lazy began to go out, I went out and I see that one of the participants in the accident - the husband of our chief of personnel department, took her to work. After the accident, the chief caught the trunk and left. When I came to work, she was already in her place and proudly ordered me to write an explanation why I was so late to work.
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Q: What are you busy with? and :-)
Sherhan12006: The Rain...
The damned vampires decided not to wet in vain and attacked my dry and warm shelter. I run out of my last strength.
Sherhan12006: Crosses and holy water do not work on them, and the only weapon capable of defeating them is in another location.
Alex: You are at work. You are playing there, right?
AlexA: You didn’t take the computer there, the boss put it? How is the game called? I want too!!! to
Sherhan12006: A bloody thriller with elements of horror "I again forgot the Fumitox home".
Sherhan12006: Remove the grid from the window and play for health. :D
Instructor of MCS:
A drowned person is safe for you! This is your companion!"
With RSDN:
I had a strike axis in my car. I decided to take him home, and so as not to confuse people, I wrapped him in a bag. At the entrance was a guest from the south, the elevator was waiting. When I got in, the bag broke out. I held him over the top but the outline of the machine became visible and he slightly nodded to the floor. Hachik asked, “What do you have there, a gun?” I squeezed the bag, touched the protector through the cloth, and replied, “No, just iron.” The elevator approached, I went in, and I told him, let’s get in. He grit – no, I’m next.
A conversation in the park. A small child:
Mother, give the birds bread!
There is no bread.
So let’s spit in them!
O my God! Why are you so wicked? Except for relatively young women, no one can give birth. Whether they want it or not, no one can do it except them. Our mothers gave birth and worked, and the women of our generation do the same. While I can focus on my career, my wife is forced to go out for a year in "vacation". Everything she has achieved in years of work before this is now in question. And so with the majority. Do you think women are delighted with this? Why spotting someone during a vacation, seminar, business trip or hospital schedule, and replacing during pregnancy is an occasion to splash with saliva from hatred? What exit do you propose? Pregnancy at your expense? Discharge immediately after fertilization. Or not to give birth, so that no one would have to replace? and offer.
I talk once in a sapphire with one of my old friends who lives in Ukraine.
Well, what’s there, periodically washing the bones of politicians, friendship of peoples, etc. I liked the moment:
People have become worse by themselves.
As they were, the people themselves have not changed. Just the atmosphere that mud shattered, this shit and flooded.
Pregnant women go to the doctor twice a month. It does not take a whole day, but a couple of hours. You’re at work for lunch, right? Let her take tests twice a month before visiting the doctor. It takes a lot less than an hour, but we think she is back at work at lunchtime. Let’s say, another half of the day she spends on ultrasound, and half of the day we leave just for the case. Three working days a month! What a nightmare! Remove them from the pregnancy. More is simply not necessary, only with pathologies - but then hospitals are issued, which are paid respectively as hospitals. Where are so many thoughts on pregnant women, employers, etc.?
YYY: It was a demo version of a loving wife.
xxx: In your girl version, the bag "consistently ulcerated" is issued for the fit "acute to the tongue"
My friend divorced me because, I quote, it was so boring with her. She became such an ordinary grandmother, normal, in general. But it is boring. When I was born, I didn’t take books in my hands. Tagged with" Thus e. He divorced because his wife stopped reading and from an interesting girl turned into a boring, ordinary grandmother.
and to free his wife time, dealing with the housework and the child himself (to honor him by the way), this husband canesh did not guess.
TuscanyA
His wife was lucky enough to get rid of the fool.
But what generally guided men, who from the very beginning climb to the originally complete originally lazy girl, perfectly seeing that she is fat and lazy, to then glue her brain on the subject, and why is she not the perfect Stepford gender robot?! to
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No one gave me any more. I didn’t need this slender, neither sports, nor energetic. Then she became pregnant (yes, it happens, guys, even if you are protected). Well, like "time to get married", why not. I’ve lived in marriage – I didn’t like "time to divorce". He doesn’t stay with the child on his arms, he just loses some money for a while, so why not.
Recently, we discussed the fairy history in general. They were both young, energetic and sporty. We went on a trip, such a beautiful couple. Married and had children. She is still energetic and wants to go on trips - and he applies for divorce. Because she hasn’t changed, and he’s tired of walking, he wants to sit on the couch. And commentators condemn her because she didn’t break herself for the sake of her family (read for the sake of her husband, because the children didn’t object to my mom’s campaigns).
One thing, when he fell in love with an elegant sports girl, who went on trips with him, where she pearled her backpack and put a tent, but after years of life together the lady added twenty pounds, clung to the TV and itches about the unheld shelf - here the man's confusion can still at least be understood. But what generally guided men, who from the very beginning climb to the originally full, originally lazy girl, perfectly seeing that she is fat and lazy, to then glue her brain on the subject, and why is she not the perfect Stepford gender robot? Is the love of the bouquet stage so blind to their eyes?
Simply regard all taxes as overseas, and we do not have their type, but so that the people do not know how much money they pay to the state, otherwise many would simply shrink.
In foreign countries, taxes are refunded. In the form of roads, infrastructure, social and so on. In Russia they run away, I will not repeat a thousand times where.
And we are waiting for the local debils to get the African fashion to insert a clay plate in the lower lip. They have it there - so that the babies are less trendy. Well, we will clean it up. When I see half-fools with holes in their ears, nothing but laughter. Although the feature is useful - like tattoos on half the arm or back clearly speaks about the intelligence of the wearer of this shit. The Indicator.
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And even better about the lack of intelligence and the ability to think logically says the obsessive desire to condemn and generalize.
The latest example is Matt Taylor. The presence of tattoos tells you much more about the level of intelligence than real scientific achievements.
After conducting an educational conversation with the child, you often need to approach the mirror and say, "You too."
Here was a shame when after work (15 gynecological ultrasounds) I went to the store and strictly asked the seller, "When is the last month?"
I went to the bank and told them that according to the referendum held yesterday in my family, my wife and I refused to repay loans for repairs.
- Ah, here before in the Union was: the spirit of creation, cosmic achievements... And now?! to
- In the Union, space maps were sent to tablets, and the current youth has some dumb birds and stinking pigs. Here is the result!