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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115632
 03.07.2015
I hang my clothes in the mansion today, the children's choir calls me in an urgent case for the garage. I refuse. Send the youngest favorite:
Mom, go here soon!
Why Why?
Here is a frog!
I don’t want to look at any bugs.
(with a conspiracy voice)
The dead man :wink:

Oh yeah yes! I’m going to go, it’s a different thing!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115631
 03.07.2015
And when the content of this site will move to the scratch.im, and there again will appear at least one funny quote a day?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115630
 03.07.2015
xxx: Since all this noise began, both of my boyfriends (with one I live, with the other I sometimes meet) have begun about marriage. I’ve long decided that I don’t need this to heram – only to hemorrhage with a divorce. After the latest news, my constant asked a question - you love it, let's make up. I explained that from my point of view marriage is a purely heterosexual concept, that I am closer to a free relationship. He was psychic and we separated. Now the other is there, he wants confidence. Stay in short. Again, society is trying to get me into its own categories. As a hateful question "and who you have a man and who a woman"-and not who bl@. We are different, we are 5% and we are not like everyone else, we have relationships different. And now marriage is synonymous with "true love". I have the same problems as you.
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The Ladies! We all keep this quote, and if your guy doesn’t want to get married – show and say "Well you’re straight like blue!" )))))))))))))

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115629
 03.07.2015
Something sad:

As a child, when his parents brought fresh fragrance bread from the store, he asked for a piece, but he was told to eat yesterday. Tomorrow they eat today, and the child dreams of a crispy fragrant fresh crust. And so every day. Until now, although his parents are no longer alive, he recalls: "A so wanted fresh!"

I remember when I was a child, my mother and I ate fresh bread, and my father ate yesterday. Now I am my father, now I do that.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115628
 03.07.2015
I remember the oldest childhood. I went to the doctor with him this morning. Going far away, he stumbled. I comforted: “Don’t be afraid, a neurologist is a terrible doctor, he doesn’t inject. Your teeth are not treated, will talk to you". "And all of it?", the child questioned suspiciously. "Well, maybe even a hammer on the knee but it doesn’t hurt". The son was silent. They arrived. "Hello, Leopard!" – the doctor greeted him. But my son stood up hand-to-side and very awful, I would even say, calling, asked, "Well?! Where is your tail?and "
I admired how brave he was.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115627
 03.07.2015
I don’t want to be served by disabled waiters, I feel more sorry for my teeth than for the dentist’s father, and the orchestra must play well. The seller must smile.
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The seller should not smile to you. He must give you reliable information on the goods/services, issue an order, accept payment, be polite and not hesitate, finally, to accept the defective goods under warranty or exchange the defective goods according to Article 25 of the Civil Code. No one is obliged to smile.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115626
 03.07.2015
Let me give you a perspective:
There was a scandal at my son’s school. A girl at a party got drunk and went after the boys. When I got home (at 9 p.m.)The parents clearly saw that something was wrong with her, began to interrogate, it turned out that 5-6 boys took advantage of her, called the police, and went there. The son did not get under the distribution. I did not touch the girl. He and his husband placed their son at the table for flight examination, so that he understood why exactly what happened there was wrong. It turned out, no longer need. When he told us how she stumbled and literally fell into the boys’ arms, he said, “I didn’t want to take advantage of the fact that she didn’t think about anything at the time... I was sorry for her.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115625
 03.07.2015
And now (returning to the original quotation), her word against the testimony of three “violents”:
I was deprived of the opportunity to resist.
- She lies everything, she drank a little, and she gave it to us all, even with pleasure!

Rape is evil, yes.

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I am not tired of being surprised at the degree of naivety people live with me on the same planet.
The investigator, if not a fool — and he is usually not a fool — joyfully agrees, sneezes and approves in every way on the words “yes, guys, I understand all, oh these babies, if you only knew how many false statements I had in the past year...”. And himself at this time with the other hand writes the direction of the victim for examination - including the level of alcohol in the blood.

And then the examination confirms: 1. the level of alcohol, which clearly exceeds the traces, 2. vaginal injuries (and drunk with three they can quite be, even if the guys were careful) 3. bleeding and scratches (the guy hit her there, it seems?) 4 is and sperm. But if there is no sperm, it is perfectly replaced by the testimony of the rapists, which clearly reads: 1. we all had sex with her 2. we saw that she was drunk.

I am already silent about the fact that the testimony of witnesses usually have a greater weight than the testimony of potential criminals (they have a direct clear motive for lying, and whether there is such a motive in the victim - it is still necessary to look for).

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115624
 03.07.2015
Did you know that addicts burn in the cremation oven for about 40 minutes longer than ordinary people?
Yy: Oh, cool, I’ll take drugs, I’ll burn longer, and I’ll get stuck in front of the boys.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115623
 03.07.2015
Q: Is there any place where you can buy cheap?
Tagged: grandmother
Yyy: Relatively inexpensive

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115622
 03.07.2015
Do not touch my subtle irony with your rough twists.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115621
 03.07.2015
Yy: We have rain today.
X: Siri told me not!
Yy: even the electronic women are lying to you! ;)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115620
 03.07.2015
XXX: north wind 5-7 m/s sometimes possible up to 20 m/s
YYY: the wind is wrong with you, the server at this time of year
ZZZ: Sometimes an extremely small ping
XXX: We are here at the Extreme Ping...
VVV and the South Bridge
YYY: Small Pings and Big Lies.
YYY: Two villages nearby
VVV: on the different sides of the South Bridge
XXX: while the small pings wash the bags, the big lags already covered
VVV: and the village of Beaty Kesha

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115619
 03.07.2015
What prevents women from being able to take care of themselves? Probably again, men are to blame, because they killed the head of disgusting gender stereotypes.
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Oh guru, tell and teach an eight-year-old child (of any gender) how to defend himself against an adult man.
And read the original quote again, especially pay attention to the word MOST, which is not the same as ALL. No one is insured from a blow in the back of the head. And then they do what they want with you. They want to clean their pockets, they want to clean their pockets. Although you are a healthy man, even a little girl.
And if you see gender stereotypes in everything, that doesn’t mean they are there. Sports competitions are held for men and women separately and there is a reason.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115618
 03.07.2015
So, I remind you, tomorrow, July 3rd, flashmob-flashmob...
In Moscow, lonely souls meet:
- at 18:00 p.m. China-city exit to Varvarka, Orietir - a fun high guy;
At 7 p.m. they were going to drink beer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115617
 03.07.2015
For the duty of service I study the jqwidgets control library, encountered today in the API description,

Name of Property:

groupsexpandedbydefault

Group sex with pandas by silence.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115616
 03.07.2015
Why there is no IQ test on books
type, if low - it just doesn't open up to you
and so...
I am reading Cant!
The threshold of entry is 120.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115615
 03.07.2015
Okay, I won’t be boring. and :)
It’s too late :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115614
 03.07.2015
Forbidden goods from Europe now have to be purchased directly from a manufacturer in China.

by KONDEXIII

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №115613
 03.07.2015
We are four in the family: I, my wife and two daughters. I couldn’t decide who would walk the dog.
The game is: whoever says the first word, goes.
As soon as the dispute came into effect, the daughter with a stone face went to dress up, gathered everything needed for the dog to walk, and fell down. And here she is already opening the entrance door, a dog on a leash, the whole family has built up in the hallway, and we are practically a choir of "Molodec, Pola".
And Polya pleased begins to take off her jacket and says, “Here you got.”

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