I wake up in the morning with a clear feeling that I am not alone in the apartment. He fell asleep in peaceful solitude. I hear two men’s voices.
I go out into the hallway thinking that it will be a bloody fight. Maybe the last, but I am a man, and what now to think about it.
There is no one in the corridor. The voices are just as close. I go into another room and see two workers standing on the balcony and painting my balcony on the outside. As it turned out later, the governor said to update the facades of the house, and it is more convenient to paint them from the balcony, rather than from the building hall.
You tell terrible stories. This is Russia, my child.

Inspector Gai at the doctor:
Can I do anything without a clitoris?
- I beg you, so without a fire extinguisher it is not possible, and without a cyst - is it possible?

I go sunbathing on a neighboring lawn, proudly called a lake.
On the fence of iron peaks surrounding the rest area, someone's small glove hangs.
Siberia of course.

They hit the school with their Midas. You will talk about the flower.
To put up with mayonnaise: so why to throw some junky into the plate of a comrade, "give leaches from your back, pour water into your boots, pour powder into a cigarette, and everything else you find unimaginably clever? Okay, there are also such relatively harmless, but for which you still want to bite, "wits". They burn, burn, burn and so on. And how do you, idiots, turn out to be. Sometimes I look at YouTube and my hair grows up. It is correct to say that about 80% of the population is disabled.

What is the point of throwing cabbage or potatoes?
What is Cappuccino?
XH: The Green
In the sense of the young/last year?
HH: How do I know?
WOW: Where did you get it?
Tag: in the store
WOW: What is written on it?
The cabbage is young. Nihilists
The start of potatoes

I write to a acquaintance:
How is the day going?
I am happy with vegetable farming.
I mean in meaning?
She - I drive myself around the apartment and try to clean up

And on this :)
to this

Girls are chosen as a cell phone case - by appearance. I am sorry"

Not insulting, of course, but why am I not beautiful? Everything is important, not just the appearance. But without appearance, unfortunately, even communicating will not be pleasant.

Without resentment, of course, but more like choosing a blanket not on the phone, but on... well, you guessed yourself. There is something to boast about in front of friends. Who boasts of work, who boasts of personal achievements. And the poorest of them boast of their "chips".

What were the crackers here if contextual advertising offered me a copper basin?

Soon is my little birthday. Children's animator - 6 tph / hour Prostitute - from 3 t.p./hour There is a chance to delight both children and adults.

I go shopping in a t-shirt with Batman, I count my card with Iron Man. In my opinion, it is obvious that at my forty I love millionaires, playboys, and philanthropists with brains. But sellers still think I love comics.

I decided to wash and shave my beard at the same time. The crane broke a little.
Ambulance: He shaved his beard, went and took a tail to switch the crane to the shower. I sit in the bathroom, washing behind the curtain.
The girl comes in and says, “What do the topor and the beard do in the rabbin?”

I had a dog story 20 years ago. Walked through the forest park. The shepherd is flying and let the circles cut around. Going in, the foam on the mouth. The owner is silently watching from a distance. I shouted to her that she did not react. He looks silently. Hole to do. The jacket opened, the knife removed. He only had a blade of 32 cm) with a total length of half a meter. Just a hysterical whisper from a distance – Jack, come to me!!! These creatures only understand power. very rude.

If in the USSR there was such a good education - where did all these stereotypical aunts come from under the pencil, who look at Malysheva and can't read three words in Russian on the screen?
and ==
People have the ability not only to develop, but also to degrade. And also, having visited the information vacuum, to shrink from the availability of information.

Boss, forgive me, I will no longer crack, I understood everything and realized, I will change, only please, do not need more of this contextual advertising about the art of anal sex!!! and (

It is very evident in our lives. "The effect of the notary". It is named by me in honor of the striking phenomenon in which, in any city on the planet, wherever we go, we will everywhere encounter the notarial offices. They will be everywhere, we will find them more than pharmacies and hairdressers.
And this will continue until you need a notary.
As soon as the notaries hear this, they will immediately begin to dig into the ground, reduce their signs seven times, hide in bushes and pretend to be a hunter with a dog. And you will wander through the streets, looking around - and wasted.
Of course, the same is done by other institutions - but nobody does it better than notaries.
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Dad "reads" a story of the year.
Husband: And here’s the grandfather asking: "Speak like me, old lady, colobok"
The grandmother went, sprinkled, brought flour, sprinkled wood, melted the stove, applied water and baked a stove for grandfather.
What does your grandmother do all that? Did the grandfather do nothing at all, lying on the couch?
Go on, woman. Don’t stop us from reading real men’s stories!

Today I saw how a guy wrote to a girl "You
I did not have a direct Bazaar", and she replied "Thank you".
Then I realized that my compliments were of type "W
Your beautiful left eye" is not the worst.

My chemistry average is 97. Appeal to the Court of Appeal - 100 will. I tell him not to be angry with God.

Not insulting, of course, but why am I not beautiful? Everything is important, not just the appearance. But without appearance, unfortunately, even communicating will not be pleasant.
by *****
Not insulting, of course, but why am I poor? Everything is important in a man, not just the business grip. But without a highly paid position, unfortunately, even communicating will be unpleasant.

Jirko is stunned. He began to tell that the DPR and LPR were created by the Americans to extract resources from Russia.

The BBB: Aha Even Soloviev began to troll him "and is there anything in this world that is not the fault of the Americans?"

AA: By the way, the Russian Alexander Borodai, who is currently in Moscow, took an active part in the creation of the DPR. Is he an American agent?

BBB: Most impressive is the acting play of Pasha Gubareva. This secret agent is so completely maximized under degeneration that no one could suspect anything.