Why did Midas not ask his servant to feed him? How to feed children with a spoon? Or do you eat without your hands, the same grapes? How did he handle a small need?
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According to the ancient Greek standards, it all ended, one can say, with Hollywood’s happy end. Turning her daughter into a golden statue, Midas no longer wanted to experiment and rushed to Dionysus and asked to do everything as it was. Dionysus told him to swim in the river, and Midas was healed. And the river then became like the gold-bearing Clondike.

I personally know girls who want sex, but want to close their eyes and make it happen.
I personally know a lot of the same guys.

For lovers and non-lovers of coffee:
Is it better to do this in a couple? One drinks coffee and “turns” out, the second in the sight of everyone presses out the condensation from the mayonnaise pack to the first, the first someone from the audience warns, what he reacts like “you play me” and drink coffee with condensation in no way.

Xxx: body positive, body negative...
Yyy: The body relative! "As far as the fat bear is concerned, I am still slim".

The teacher smiled with his bad, wise smile and made a sandwich with a frog.
and eaten.
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Loiso Pondechva, is it you?and ;)

Well, you all so advocate Western values and education, you so hate what was done in the USSR. Eat the result! It will only be worse.
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If in the USSR there was such a good education - where did all these stereotypical aunts come from under the pencil, who look at Malysheva and can't read three words in Russian on the screen?

The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia that Tbilisi teenagers through magnetofone amplifiers turn on the streets of the city recordings of the roar of tigers to mock passers.

I write from Israel. “Women, do not believe the unmasculine who shout, ‘Look, you will serve, then we will talk about equality.’” We serve, and yet the fools have a thousand repulsions, why a woman lives better.

I remembered one parable, maybe not quite in the topic, I don’t know...
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It is better to have some berries with residual greens than just lose them.
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The man had a box of slugs.He sees that a few pieces have been taken or overlooked. They should be eaten before they are completely destroyed. and eaten. The next morning, a few more slugs turned out to be lying over - again eaten. And so on, and so on... And in the end we see that a person, having initially had a whole box of excellent slugs, ate a box of crushed slugs, and never tried normal ones.

xxx: she will call him "I will reinstall", and he will come, put Ubuntu and leave))
yyy: worthy of screening

The Army PF! The army does not impose responsibility on you for 18 years. The army is not worth you a penny. The army does not require you to attract all the knowledge and skills you have (unless you are a qualified military specialist). The army does not hang on you in the old age of grandchildren. There is no need to take a mortgage for the army. I’d better serve three times. I give birth again.

I bought a shit.
The phrase written in the rules of operation plunged me into deep reflection:
Do not put water on fire.

The Russian Post continues to rejoice.
Today in the mail:
Why didn’t you put the tickets in the mailbox?? to
Operator: The postman took the letters and went to spread... four days ago (
O_O

xxx: remove the textbook in electronic, if any.
YYY: I am happy to try.
YYY: There are 84-85 pages, that’s everywhere. It’s 9 or 10, I don’t remember.
Zzz to live! The e-book pages are being removed.

Everyone knows that the orchestra on Titanic played until the last.

But not all - that in the business class at this time continued to work the economic forum.

As a child, when his parents brought fresh fragrance bread from the store, he asked for a piece, but he was told to eat yesterday. Tomorrow they eat today, and the child dreams of a crispy fragrant fresh crust. And so every day. Until now, although his parents are no longer alive, he recalls: "A so wanted fresh!"

Distinguish Manet from Monet
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It is equally phonetic. The spelling is checked by the words "Clod" and "Edward")))

"Most of all in the collage was a horse, but she never became the chairman"
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Fuck, in this phrase all wisdom is original.
It is five.

How to recognize a fool:
1st Will you go to a concert with me? There are fools, you are stupid.
2nd Do you go to the exhibition with me? I’d rather work in the factory.
Three Should I go to the exhibition with a friend? Will you go to the bar with the men? Sit at home!
4 is My dear, sit with the child while I go to the pool. “It’s your child, sit alone with him, I’m tired.
5 is Will you buy me an e-book so I can read while I’m home with my child? “I have money, I decide, we need TV, we need to watch football.
6 is Will you go with me and my son to the zoo? “You went crazy, today is football, the African championship.

Run after 2-3 points. People are not obliged to share interests, but they must be respected. It works on both sides. Otherwise, then it turns out that you are a TP, which is not interested in anything but the whole series.

The whole family went to Dacia. There was only me and a sick cat in the apartment. So angry that the cat can't be called from work and know how she's doing.