<killer_man> I can’t say what I didn’t play in principle.
<zloym_PC> killer_man: you are wrong, Uncle Fedor, you are sitting on the internet.)))

Comments on the video, where swimming eggs.

Damn what a cute way to go rabbit.

Zzzz: What a slender, let go of the nursery

Oh my God. When I got here, I just wanted to scare my cat. The way to bluff.

I stood at the stop and saw the bus approaching.
Here, before the stop, a small machine stops and two guys begin to embrace, kiss, in general, lovefully say goodbye.
It is I to the fact that if two people love each other, sincerely rejoice and experience, then it is good. But for the rest, they’re all pirates!

In 2010, I met a girl on the same day that I was rubbing about vacancies at her job and I mentioned that I wanted to change jobs and then got drunk and forgot about it. And in the morning I was called from the department of her company and called for an interview and I could not tell where they came from and where they got my number.

I got married on Saturday. And not on me.
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Did he know it was yours?

In the farmhouse of the academy, when students of zootechnics say, “Yesterday I saw such a calf,” it is not about babies at all.

A man of business? Ok to Ok.
He cleansed the apartment himself. It does not offer help (here it is immediately clear whose business it is, and who, of course, will go down), and the dust cleaner himself, washes the floor and toilet. He prepares food. He comes up with crafts with the child and removes the consequences, deals with the child, who can leave the child for at least a year, and everything will be fine. by Sam. Because all these things have to be done. It does not transfer the farm to someone else who should and generally knows better.
If you start screaming now and why his wife, then think how bad it is to live with someone only because you are lazy to cook your soup and wash the toilet, where you are yourself.
People live together because they are so better than separately. There is someone with whom to share the news, to tell what you love, with those who you want to support, to whom you do good as yourself.
Men, who keep everything good for friends, and women are considered as units for cleaning and reproduction, are mentally damaged people. They are even a little sorry. Like a sociopathic killer. It is a pity when they are far away and can not hurt you personally. It is better to keep them in a cage.

I have a boss Irina and a girlfriend Irina (but another). And yesterday was the uncomfortable moment when I called the boss Irishka.
Wait for promotion in service.

Three ha-ha men with hands out of their ass. You can't clean a garden or clean a drawer - call a specialist. Make money for the expert, fucking!
The acquaintances of those who can repair themselves or call the master, twice and communicated. The other hands are curved and there is no money. So they live, and the apartment is slowly collapsing. My salary allows me to call my husband for an hour, but imho such expenses must be paid from the male wallet.
By the way, everyone with whom there was a relationship, rolled out the eyes and wrecked hysteria when I called the housewife to wash the windows and generate the apartment, like you can't do it yourself?

Naively
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And when the owner is nearby, he always screams, “This is my car!” Is that what he expects? What guys will come back and say "Sorry, we accidentally confused"
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The vengeful owner of the car turns the thieves deadline. The judge will take this moment into account (whether the owner warned the hijacker or not) and will give more if the owner still screamed.

Talk to a fellow smoker:
I fell from the taboo...
Is the rope broken?

Do you think your cat eats bread for nothing?
He does not even eat bread.

Russia is not afraid of sanctions and hunger. After all, we have a museum capital show field of wonders.

The musical poster:
“It’s not my business, of course, but I think they made Gray too brutal.
and HYES! Gray to the left, and you look at Assol!
Oh, it is true. and ghetto.

I would have given birth to a king's father. Or two. Or three.
There are proposals, but only for the first part of the process. No one is called to raise.
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Well, the dick in the original "batyushka-king" also did not participate.
I have not seen my son for 20 years. He visited him three times. And he only when convinced that they did not call on diapers and temperatures, only then and came. and :)

It’s very hard to get rid of the BDSM-sticker – he thinks he’s being played up with him.

Kira: You know, and a diploma as Tamagochi
Kira: you do it, you take care of it, you tremble, it gets better and grows in the pages.
Kira: and if you throw it all the shit will squeeze you and pull you with you.
Kira: a cruel game
Kira does not tolerate nubes

Under Reagan, U.S. government debt has tripled. This caused the United States to collapse. No, this is not the window. This led to the collapse of the Soviet Union, which failed to withstand the spending race.

In fact, working on a freelance exchange is very simple. If you have completed the task - you contact the employer, you get money. If you realize that you went wrong - you put the customer on a blacklist and relax.
XXX: At least, Sanya acts on this principle.

I have one:

There are a lot of caring and caring men.
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Where!!! Where are they, *la, show at least one! Men, when I see your posts about how inexorably economical you are, I just don’t believe you. I do not believe! This is my neighbor<>
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My occasional self-cleaning begins, so that in serious, small things like cat pots and loading the dishwasher / washing machine as it works - then I, then he. And usually, when I start cleaning, he drops what he has done and asks how to help (and does what I will ask, without questions), because his conscience won’t allow him to break into the tanchiki while I’m draining the house. Well, the opposite is the same – I won’t sit on the net if he does something at home. We just respect each other’s work, which I wish to all.