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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105109
 06.11.2014
You don’t know anything about “earned”
xxx: recently went to buy a candle for the cake name
I found what I wanted, I bought it.
XXX: I take home all the joy, I praise my mother
XXX: Why is it 3?
XXX: And here it comes to me.
xxx: two years old
XXX: It would be nothing... but this is my son (((

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №105108
 06.11.2014
Fossi: When I was going through the medical commission in the military, the psychiatrist asked me:
How is the moon different from the sun?
I answered that the moon is the satellite of the earth and the sun is a star. What the psychologist said:
What are you, fool? The sun shines during the day and the moon at night.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105107
 06.11.2014
News on the tape : Anaconda will eat the scientist in the live broadcast of the TV channel Discovery
The researcher will not suffer due to a special costume
The comments:
XXX: Will it be removed?
YYY: And it will be shown on the First Channel.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105106
 06.11.2014
From a short quote:

Rising from the knees, Russia dropped the ruble.
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And to lean behind him, glittering with his naked ass in the rainbow crowd of euphopes, is terrible... so we live.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105105
 06.11.2014
Man, what are you glowing about?
WOW: Yesterday I bought myself a plush unicorn, so my stated that according to Freud it is a symbol of a man with a spinning penis, and the type I am a nymphoman. I got angry and said that in his dancers, members on the goats actually crawl and he is a 100% gay by this Freud. He is psychic.
HH: How did it end?
WOW: The third night proves to me that he is natural.)))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105104
 06.11.2014
From the series "All you wanted to know about cognitive dissonance but were afraid to ask":
The head of the information center of the dreadful “Right Sector” Borislav Bereza is a Russian-speaking Jew.
I have everything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105103
 06.11.2014
In the course of German literature, we describe the picture.
I: So what is there with the prospects?
Single group, dark: no prospects. It is a humanitarian course.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105102
 06.11.2014
We apply the old good way of obtaining initial capital - we throw metal and build materials, we get it all at a similar price.
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To rush and sell... You can’t continue, you described the essence of Russian business in one phrase.)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105101
 06.11.2014
I: Let’s go to sleep.
Man: Turn off the light.
Turn off yourself.
Oh, you offer to sleep, and you don’t want to do anything for it.
No matter what, I am lying for it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105100
 06.11.2014
Electrical safety rules are written in coal.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105099
 06.11.2014
Yes, only in our villages the people are good and good and will be happy to smell on you, bless you, and kiss your hands on holidays... what, isn’t it? We had farmers here, trying to start a farm, and a sausage shop, and to strut the furniture, and to grow mushrooms... A month or two - good peasants and the farm, and the workshop will be burned... And that it would be unnecessary to get rich! Genetically rejected desire to work and build from where to come? If the grandfather remembered how the clever masters were scolded and told the grandchildren...so being a clever master is bad! And by the way, nowhere so brightly captured the image of Russian rural life as in fairy tales. Ivan the fool, who achieved complete happiness, lying on the oven - is it not the ideal and dream of generations?

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105098
 06.11.2014
XXX: Oh, there is a rainbow
xxx: I sell car discs, set
XXX: Some people are calling.
Do you sell two out of four?? to
XXX: I will answer you.
Buy 4 and then sell 2.
How do I sell two?
I’m going to sell two! ?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105097
 06.11.2014
You personally have everything so bad in the ghetto, you only suffer for the idea and think that everyone who is not so ideal is just waiting for the opportunity to crack for the forbidden figs?

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" Fifty and six of the flies. Can I condemn a flies for doing it? When in my head, I am angry. As well as the pirates. When in silent solitude they do what their souls are to do, who will object? But they organize façade rallies and tie themselves to the lanterns on the shore, dude in dudes, beat in drums and scream so that everyone knows about their temper – somewhat scratching in the point and scratching in the ass. Indeed, they are worse than flies, for flies only occasionally sin on my head, but pidaras try from day to day to gather in the very center of it. The flies are misunderstood, but the pirates are cold-blooded and conscious. And by that I realize that they do not want to watch each other, but all, and forcibly, and mutual sodomy for them is only a pretext and reason.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105096
 06.11.2014
She: I've been able to change the topic of the conversation 5 times, and you didn't answer anything!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105095
 06.11.2014
From discussing the eternal problem of boys and girls.

XXX: What is the problem?
YYY: Yes, the problem with all these "I don't need you, I just need you in bed"
Tagged: blablabla
Yyy: In bed, I can do it myself, and there will be no need to stress.
XXXX: Rolex
xxx: killed at all

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №105094
 06.11.2014
The greatest misconception of a fool on the road is to think he is so alone.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105093
 06.11.2014
Then I found my niche. IT-shnik, narrow specialization We write Soft for nuclear power plants, and started as a security guard at the nuclear power plant after the army. I just knew what they needed and did it. I’m not in Forbes yet, but I make a couple of millions a month. I also tried to push my business off, but I stood back. Believe in what you do. To sit down and hang out that there is no point in starting to pick up everyone can. You can do it with units. As my father said, “There are many smart men, but there are few brave men.” All are good!
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Yet another storyteller. I work at the station. Your whole bowl of three people may have 2 million a year. There is nothing highly specialized there, ordinary telemetry on QNX, most likely, if not a screw at all. As a security guard he entered the programming at the nuclear power plant. This market was divided back in the mid-1980s and no one on the side was allowed to shoot.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105092
 06.11.2014
Acolyte: Mongolian Great Salar fired Altanhuyaga
Anna_sunny: the question arises – is it nahuya?
Acolyte =))
Anna_sunny: or what kind of hole?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105091
 06.11.2014
SnowGreen: I don’t have a man, but a treasure
SnowGreen: He came from work tonight
SnowGreen: I got a pot with cold oatmeal from the refrigerator that I cooked in the morning
SnowGreen: put on a whole bowl, heated up and started eating O_O
Kaa: the
SnowGreen: I hadn’t received such a foolish compliment for a long time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105090
 06.11.2014
And you, dear man, do you want to be operated by a schizophrenic surgeon, or that your children have a schizophrenic teacher in the kindergarten, or that the staff of schizophrenics sit at the nuclear power plant near your city?
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It is a matter of professional/personal qualities. If it is not a schizophrenic, but just a dumbob, do you think it will be better? You can think that all “normal” will be good surgeons, nuclear power plant employees, etc. In the past, many women did not work, for example, on the same grounds. Now it seems wild.
And yes, there are medical requirements for a number of specialties, for example, the blind will also not be a surgeon, will you consider him a subhuman?

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