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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114232
 01.06.2015
Get out of the cave. And burn your fire to the hell. He died almost half a century ago and has no idea what happened to the Russian language now. Millions of people say so. What is the difference between "d" and "t"? Yes is. and yes. Language for people, not vice versa. So get up and be proud that you lived at the birth of a new, Russian, shit, word.
* is
I probably better get up and regret that I didn’t go to primary school. Where we just talked about the agreed words at the end and as an example (from our youth) cited the fungus and the flu.
And the fact that some very “cultural” people write “T” or “NAH” is a question of their “Culture” and not literacy.
Wear the crucifix or take off the crucifix.
With disrespect.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114231
 01.06.2015
You have everything in your life:

So why did you take that the registration of relationships is "right" and "freedom"?
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Thus e. never had to go to the unregistered partner in the hospital chamber, where only relatives are allowed, to solve a lot of legal issues, which are not solved without a stamp at all, and thousands and thousands. When the state will not put the sticks in the wheels of the “unofficial” partners at every step, then we will talk about the fact that marriage is not needed. Yes, civil rights and freedoms.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №114230
 01.06.2015

Injury point brought a man - longitudinal incision of the forearm of the Bulgarian, 15 centimeters. primary aid (bandage) made by the daughter, 10 years of the family.The surgeon and nurse lead the man to the operating room, the girl screams, - it is my dad, I must do everything myself. The nurse says in a very calm voice - and we can ourselves, or you will watch, and we and the doctor are stuck and something will not work out, you can, right? The girl willingly agrees. 10 minutes pass. A man comes out with his hand overwhelmed, a smile to his ears. While the nurse smiles, the girl smiles, everyone is happy.
Doctors are more like that.
Daddy, you have understood...
Girl, I admire you.
31 May. Central District Hospital, the city of Gatchina. 10 to 30 in the morning. I am a witness.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114229
 01.06.2015
YYU: I was thinking about additional spatial dimensions here... In short, Kolobok is a four-dimensional pizza. Do not ask why.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114228
 01.06.2015
One girl is walking a dog (the dog is running on its own).
............
The hostess loudly reads the comments - a dispute begins who better and faster put the comment and whether "like"
Where does this world go?
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Eighty is a rough year. The girl bought a bicycle. All the guys from the courtyard set out in a row "to ride". While another lucky man is riding around the pitch, the rest are stuck in a bunch and excitedly discussing.
There are two grandmothers sitting nearby:
Tiffany, I got on the iron. My parents paid half the salary. If they were to run away, they would be healthier. Soon they will learn to walk on their feet. Where does this world go?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114227
 01.06.2015
My aunt told me how she met her future husband. She was 28, a very modest and smart girl. I went to a club with friends. So, she dances with her future husband, just met. The dialogue:
Bd: Girl, can I give you your phone number?
T: But you and I danced so little yet.

Her husband says that it was this naivety in her that caught him.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114226
 01.06.2015
My granddaughter (6 years old) is named Kyuha. Open English lessons. In the class, parents sit and rejoice in the knowledge of their children. Suddenly, the teacher clicks somewhere wrong and a video appears on the interactive board with a half-dressed couple enthusiastically kissing.
The teacher was immediately upset.
Oh, oh, something is wrong.
K is yes. It is too early for love.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114225
 01.06.2015
I have a lot of lesbian friends. Someone lives with one for years, someone changes a girlfriend every six months, what does it matter to you? Moreover, they are no longer girls, 40 will soon hit. The people, not drug addicts, all work, well, what, somebody doesn’t wear shirts and dresses? Someone got married. Someone did not go out, watched the male and gave birth to a child. and what? I talked to their children, they too are 16-20 years old, adults! To be honest, children don’t care who loves them. Just to love. In this case, I am not talking about sex.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114224
 01.06.2015
Which column gathered this?
The fucking?? to
So why the cloak?
Because he is mindful.
The fucking!! to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114223
 01.06.2015
You simply, without knowing the real reason, attributed people to your guesses. If a child is regularly taken by a left-handed person, not a mother/father, then the most common reasons are:
My mother is alcoholic and drinks regularly.
- Mother hits on the children, more enthusiastic about the new hatchback.
My mother is often seriously ill.
- Mother "sitters sometimes in a psychiatric room.
In all these cases, children fall on relatives/neighbors, often hungry, can be subjected to violence, etc. This has nothing to do with lesbians. Co-habitant of Petya" or the neighbor of Vasya for a pair" could take - the situation would still try to figure out. They would have done right!
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Do not confuse. The right thing in this case is to ask your mom or aunt - who she is and what is there. And knowing that it’s okay to stay behind. And raise the alarm if the children are hungry, dirty, bitten. And to mock - the mother-in-law takes them or not, if the children are crazy - this is a reason to find out, if the children are full, healthy and cheerful - let them even a trained crocodile to the garden.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114222
 01.06.2015
Have you seen many of them in your eyes?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
You see, I worked for some time, say so, with people related to the media and show business.
And there – yes, a lot!
Lovely people, quietly and carefully living families, about the composition of which even the neighbors had no special idea. Quiet, polite, always greeting and helping the wheelchair down the stairs - all. The apartment is clean, paid carefully, documents in order.
This scary pseudo-publishment only creates problems for them.

And - by the way - a very funny effect: people who communicate with them consider them as if they were "untrue" gay - and "true" (practically embodying some absolute evil) would be absent. Well, a normal person in the understanding of many can not be gay, this is not possible - and that's all.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114221
 01.06.2015
In the high school, the high school students took my sweets and dryers from the lab. At this age, they always want to eat.
You had to hang the announcement: "Sweetnesses are planned to obtain a minimum score at the EGE in Russian language." It helped.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114220
 01.06.2015
(Twitter of a well-known poet, musician and writer)

23:55: I publicly thank Nasta for taking Glory, so I did not drink vodka.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114219
 01.06.2015
Especially warrior...

The Last Commander
In the flowers and silence.
It will be clear without words,
There was no one to shoot.

The Earth is tired.
and the white grasses.
The waves will spread news,
There was nothing to share.

The yellow spiral of the sun
Turn and start again.
Counting of New Birthdays
In a world without war.

Heroes of all fronts,
Forgetting why and why,
They will smile and understand.
There was no one to shoot.

The Last Commander
In the flowers and silence.

All the world!

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114218
 01.06.2015
Like a penguin, neither feed, and the straws will not surpass him anyway.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №114217
 01.06.2015
Walking through Buenos Aires reminded me of a long history. In the early 1970s, we held the first major international conference with the participation of many renowned scientists. Most of them came to the USSR for the first time and they naturally wanted to see the sights. I come from a small Russian town on the Volga. Let me think I will bring my colleagues to my little homeland, and at the same time I will look at the tomb of my parents. We took the institutional RAFik (the Riga automobile factory - it was then) and went. It is not me to tell you about the poor houses on the sidelines, the shelters, the women and the men in incomprehensible clothes on the wreckage. Yes, my own homeland met with strawberries, meadows, rows in shops. But there was a day off, a holiday of the type of harvest collection, the orchestra of the local music school was set up on the square near Kalanchi fire.
Dozens of kids with violins, baseball and guitar. Their girlfriend director said something to the spectators and the orchestra played. before the eyes of foreign colleagues. Shock, surprise, delight, astonishment – like, here in the midst of the lounges, the drunken audience, the Leninist portraits, far from civilization and suddenly sounds Astor Piazzolla! The Children’s Orchestra. And how it sounds - a licked bayon instead of a bandoneon!! How they hugged the boys and the girl of the conductor! Where is the Perlamout concert here in the deaf province? The girl's leader - her name was Masha Podoxik (therefore I remembered her name) - said that her father radio amateur recorded on the magnetophone music transmissions of different countries, and she liked to learn with students. in the hearing. On the way back, my foreign colleagues whispered about something for a long time, wrote something in the notebook - Then asked to check whether they correctly recorded the address and name of the girl director.

I do not know how her fate was. I hope it is okay. But when I hear Spring on the streets of Buenos Aires, for some reason I remember that provincial Russian town and a children’s orchestra on a rainy bridge with their little girl conductor. and Amen.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114216
 01.06.2015
Human genius takes one obstacle after another, and human debility knows no obstacles at all.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114215
 01.06.2015
xxx: I have a senior project manager, Natasha. She is 30. Three sons. The younger went to school last year.
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Ostap had a printing machine with a Turkish accent, and the author of the quotation, see, the laptop is the same.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114214
 01.06.2015
The Judges!

The summer has arrived, June. It is not very sunny because it is night.
And with you?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114213
 01.06.2015
One good boy was raised and raised by two men... And he grew up, became a villain and captured the world. Not in our galaxy, but in a distant galaxy.

and...
What only these men will not come up with, so that the responsibilities of caring for, educating and raising children on women will be removed.

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