And what shit invented the lack of toilets for passengers in the subway?

YYY: Imagine the absence. So I imagine how people in white coats with pens strain their minds and here one jumps up and so emotionally excites: "Let’s come up with no toilets!!!"And everyone applauds so, say and let’s.

I don’t know what they will offer to the future.
The current grandchildren. Cook them
They can only buy peelings and doors.
Only handicrafts are known.
by Handblind.
Multiple ones can be included.
and...
All is simple. In order for future grandchildren not to have such grandmothers, you do not need to make mothers of such girls. Or they will choose a wife in the shape of bumpers and knives.
Maybe happiness is in the cakes?

The subscriber claims that when the Internet was installed, the Wi-Fi router was not activated. At the moment, the hackers have set a password on the router and the host can not access the internet.

Review of the film "The Rise of Jupiter"

Watched Cain's breakthrough at Jupiter's wedding, and thought, "It's very similar to the invasion of Zion from the Matrix!" After reading in the director's titles: "Ah no!"))

When Lana had eggs, Vachovsky’s films had barracks, and now it’s like something is missing: “Ah well, yes!”

xxx: Cold water is turned off at home, and the water heater is in the gym.
XXX: The coach thinks he was able to motivate me to the class.

The first time I was named an unforgettable boredom on June 25, 1997 at 18:53:19

Oriki is a wonderful breed of cats. With which other cat will you talk, the answer will be one - the cat will look at you like an idiot, with the expression "Is it you to me?" Goodbye to you" And the Oriental will listen attentively and even respond.

History of Terms and Morals. Brandmaster in 16-17 centuries. In the landsknecht regiment was named an officer responsible for organizing the collection of voluntary donations of the population for the needs of poor mercenaries. Naturally, under the threat of burning settlements, unresponsive to polite requests.

xxx: Why I learn about articles about our company on the hub from colleagues from past work...
yyy: why do I learn about our CEO from the article on the hub...

- Walk "track by track" where people have already passed, - my mother taught me after the rain, - and you will always be clean. Has anyone gone by first? I thought I.
“We must leave our mark so that the people who follow us are cleaner.”

In the morning I washed in a semi-dark bathroom - I never turn on the light there in the morning, saving my sleepy eyes. As usual, a cat came, sat in the corner, looked closely at me. For some reason his longing for human communication softened my fossilized soul at seven in the morning. I began to talk to him, unnoticedly engaged and in five minutes told about the important, shared the serious and complained about the hurt. This conversation reassured me. Even the towel became seemed not dirty, but kindly and puffy.

The cat in the role of a home psychotherapist is right and helpful, I thought.Just now, without making a single sound, the cat Makar gently led me to one good thought that I will begin to put into practice from today. I thought so when I wiped out my towel.

Here a child ran past and ruthlessly clicked on the switch. It became light, and in the bright light it turned out that all this time I was pouring my soul into the toilet york.
Now I’m not even sure if I’ll be able to use it for my purpose – after all that’s been between us.

Does Cuba owe Russia $30 billion? Understand and forgive!
Does Africa owe 20 billion? What an account between friends!
Does Ukraine owe Russia $40 billion? We respect the problems of our partners.
- Sergey Ivanovich Ivanov, a veteran of labor from the city of Moscow, delayed the monthly payment of 10 thousand rubles, on the mortgage? The collectors!! The guard!!! to

Lessons, back parties, dialogue between classmates:
I don’t understand this physics.
It is chemistry.
... to fuck.

From my life :-)
In our faculty there were two ladies, slightly :roll: dislike each other. With sound names of Stom and Dohla. They went on an expedition. It was still in Soviet times, domestic and card.
For objective reasons, the expedition was delayed, and the money ended.
A telegram arrives at the faculty:
"Send out the money immediately. I am in shock" :shock:
The Telephone Error

Coffee in the microwave. We pour water into a cup, put it in the microwave, bring it to boil 2.Take out, wait until it stops boiling. We throw a teaspoon of coffee into a cup, wait 3 seconds, then with the screams “Aaa, fucking, what it is!” we run around the table with cloves and wipe out the foam that has sprinkled out of the cup.
In general, try - a lot of emotions are guaranteed. The fucking.

Oh yeah, I have to call. Customer - Biocorp
What is Biocorp?
WOW: Like in the resident of the WOW, these zombies that do
Five minutes later...
You know, zombies are not zombies, but my brain has been eaten decently.

This is the driver of Hammer.
There is a problem, he has.
Vertical front glass and at night
It’s hard to know if he’s going to meet you.
the car or it is behind and its lights simply
reflected in the glass.
It is...
Given the mass, dimensions, equipment and the usual crew of the military Hammer, it turns out that all the problems described by you are not the problems of the driver Hammer at all.

Imagine a daughter full of dolls, and she steals the car from a neighbor’s boy!
I: So buy her a machine.
Q: Why do you need them? She has dolls!

Soon in defense:
Why are there so few pages in your diploma?
I have water on the counter.

Yesterday I changed the brake pads at the service. These ub%!"who did not attract a single screw. Eventually, on the track, my support was broken and I was thrown into a wheel.
2: Get out of it! All the norms?
1 is yes. It happened.
2: I would kill them.
This morning they did everything for me for free.
Do the dead need money?? to