You are so sad, so sad to sit here with you.
Wait until you hang yourself. Giving a rope?

The USSR was big and different.
For everyone, the fool, the own.

Something suddenly remembered that in our past house, next to my bed, there was a stove covered with pattern tiles. In these patterns I clearly saw the face of the wicked bearded old man. Until I was eight years old, I watched this flower every day before I went to bed, and for a while I was even afraid of it. I told my mom that it was half done. When it broke, she brought a piece of the same tiles from the garage.
- See, here is a bouquet of nails, tied with a ribbon!
It is really a bouquet...

I decided to play with my favorite "In the city".
I begin to:
of Alma-Ata
and alush.
and armor.
- (She after a 30-second pause): "Rakun City!!! to
I could not play anymore!and ?

This death takes the best, and the military commando all in a row.

Parents are strange
U: at first a noisy dispute about the technology of eating a fox of the straw sitting on her nose
u: now came to the question whether the column had a spine and ribs, as well as an internal resonator for speaking, capturing the edge of the question whether the grandmother did not have too much raw sushi.

A well-known village was gasified a few years ago. extended the gas pipeline. For a small amount of 600 pieces promised to stretch the pipe from the gas pipeline to the house (meters 20). A poor village, no one could put 600 pieces out of the house. There was no gas and there is no gas. But the village is gasified, yes, out and the pipe on the central street to go

My friend got under her chief, a boy from Russia. He came recently and did not know the language, and she helped him in teaching. Once this boy calls, with an offer to meet for further training.
and well. A friend says. I’ll load it and come.
Nagan (from the Hebrew "negina" is a song. But the boy did not know that! He explained what a nagon? If a girlfriend was glamorous and her player was pink, this whole story would not have happened.
Black, metal, you don’t know what a nagan is? He knew. The student explained why she needed it.
Well how?My girlfriend was upset. - Without a nagan in the bus you will pass! Sometimes people sit around and carry that! No one interferes.
Why are you in college? A man who begins to see Israel as a country that has defeated democracy.
Necessary for lectures! - explained a friend who used the player and as a dictionary. Sometimes the lecturer tarotors, nothing is clear. Then you put it on the table and don’t worry.
Does the guard let you go?? to
Of course! Am I one such? Everyone goes with them!
I have not seen...
So pay attention! At this point, the girlfriend began to understand that a mistake was made in their conversation and they found out the truth to the great relief of the interlocutor.

Three recently married
TREMA: we go home with my wife, she is digging in a new phone, I decided to try the ships
At the end of the battle I say to my wife:"Look! I have 55 hits, 3 fires and 1 sinking ship.
Three: And she doesn’t raise my head like that: and one evil wife...

The inventor of torrents can be considered Igor Nikolaev: in 1983 he wrote "On the secret of the whole world you give this song".

I read here a nostalgic post in which they mention the Donbas refrigerator, but here is one of the comments: " These chopped refrigerators are similar to a tank not only in sound, but also in weight. I recently raised one. Sisyphus in hell does not push a stone into the mountain. He raises a chopped refrigerator "Donbass" on the chopped infinite staircase. andquot;

xxx: I got a cigarette, the morning in the courtyard, the time is 6 o’clock (I didn’t sleep all night), I’m looking for a lighter. I broke down, I can’t find.
I found a box of light bulbs that was drying out. I sit there, so I chew, and he, the dog, squeezed - no :(
Did the plate save you?
No, I didn’t think about the plate, I say, I wanted to sleep with the pipet. I got angry, lighted the light bulb and smoked off the light bulb.
Would you go? and ?
I had a flashlight in my wrist during all this time. I am David Blaine :)
I have a diploma, hole :(

He did his own repairs on the lodge. I leveled the floor, laid tiles, wrapped PVC panels. He designed on a computer and assembled a magazine table on his own. I made a town for my children. He invented the fixing for the TV under the ceiling (increased the angle of inclination). I did it all for the first time and before I started something, I had no idea how it was done. All in theory. At the end of the day, however, we did all five with a plus. Yesterday hanged the regiment, and the bull got into the armor. The wife passed by and threw "You can’t even hang the shelf". A moment before my whisper, she laughed, showing that she was joking.
PS: Be tolerant and fighting will be avoided.

The universe, the beginning of the pair, the wild garment, the lecturer begins to speak, but little is heard.
The girl in the last row: Stop, you got it!
Tagged: sorry...

How to cook pasta, al dente?
Yes let me.
After a while:
What are the uncooked macarons?
You said to cook "al dente".
and A-A I thought "al dente" meant "zeb*si".

Qqq: Since I dare to hope that my funeral will be crowded, music will need a lot, I have long since started picking up musical accompaniment for this action and even come up with arrangements in the style of the funeral orchestra - with their characteristic thirsty trails, etc.

Qqq: Well, Elegia Massne is herself. The final theme of "Tales of Journeys". (To be listed further ) The removal of the body - under the arium of Pali Racha from the "Gypsy premiere" ("A violinist was Pali Rač - and there is no him"). In general, the topic is quite fascinating, a psychoanalyst with a musical education could dive deep into it.

Spring has arrived now.
You can run without fear.
But because it was possible
It is no longer the taste.

>> Take your blood suckers with you tomorrow!

>> What is it?? to

>> and shoes The fucking car!

In the contest of advertising slogans for the network "Eat at home!" won the following:
"We buy 146% of raw materials from domestic producers!"

They joke about salary. From the fact that everyone's salary will be raised, "bread in shops" will no longer be - the prices will rise stupidly. Work is better. to all.
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Bread in the shops is quite enough, but so far the main bowl will settle not in the citizens, but in a couple of dozens of specific persons, so far a fifth of the state. The budget is settled in offshores, while the governors of the state. Companies have a right (SIC!) hide your income and property, while the thieves of billions from the budget will give you a conditional period of hell and not a decent salary.