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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111589
 02.04.2015
to this:
News on Yandex:
In the apartment of Yudashkin's wife found an underground casino.
The first thought:
What!! He is married?! to
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My first thought was:
"They have an apartment that a whole casino can fit under the floor."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111588
 02.04.2015
> And then I have, like today, on the first borst

But explain, please, how can you live in Russia and not know how the word "borch" is written? 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111587
 02.04.2015
How to choose a wife?
You have to burn the house, let the horse go and wait.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111586
 02.04.2015
Director, Tatiana Nikolaevna
Nothing funny, as if. This is FIU.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111585
 02.04.2015
I write an advertisement, I ask my husband - Do you think it is better to write LPH or just sell chickens?
Husband - All the columns are hanged - Columns, septics, the foundation... And nobody writes the IP"Two Ashot".
Be more modest.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111584
 02.04.2015
From the working dialogue:

If there is a cake, why not a cake, the Lenin Mausoleum?

-Ah, with a filling of cheese with mold and lip honey!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111583
 02.04.2015
Miracles do not happen. So you made a mistake in writing or sampling from another presentation / table, etc.
What does it mean that miracles do not happen?? to
This means that the server is not making mistakes in order to ridicule you.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111582
 02.04.2015
How convenient that we have 4 seasons of the year. They can argue almost anything.

Dialogue at work:
I have eaten a lot lately.
It is spring...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111581
 02.04.2015
The American version:
mysql_query($sql) or die();

The Russian version:
die() but mysql_query($sql)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №111580
 02.04.2015
Today I was on a tram, a middle-aged woman struck me on the shoulder. I pulled out the headphone and then she said to me, “Do you see the girl’s tattoo on the right – the hieroglyphs on her neck? So, I’ve been teaching Chinese for 15 years and I can’t understand why she wrote on her neck NOT FRIDGE AGAIN. Definitely shocked...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №111579
 02.04.2015
here here :
1 of April. I am changing the baby's pillow. He said to me, "Agu-ahu, brr, агу! ", and the eyes are clever and clever! He tries to play, nothing else.
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go to the ass, vanilla ovulations, here is the theological forum. Do you think women’s websites are too few?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111578
 02.04.2015
HGH is indifferent! Indifference is killing our society!!! to
YYY: But unfortunately it won’t kill.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111577
 02.04.2015
xxx: "In dark times light people are well visible!" Remark
WOW: Oh, because they are marked by fires...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111576
 02.04.2015
A friend sailor with 15 years of experience came for a short time to stay, and I go to the pool regularly and I call him with me, we go to the pool, we swim. He is on the machine without thinking - sailors do not swim, sailors walk! I didn't get confused - well go I swim and you go there by the swimming pool.)
P.S and yes. As a real sailor, he does not like to swim.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111575
 02.04.2015
A good joke is spread all over the world, passed from mouth to mouth, from generation to generation. In other words, a good joke overcomes space and time. Gravity is a good joke.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111574
 02.04.2015
The title of the yellow press: "Natasha the Queen may be deprived of the title for sincere photos".
Is it just Natasha?

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111573
 02.04.2015
>>>Adolf and Goebbels are Catholics?? to
Oooooo

It was after the Second World War that the Catholic Church worked greatly on its image and strengthened its detachment from its contacts with the fascists. Before the war they kissed the fascists in... shit, I forgot how it is called in Latin.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111572
 02.04.2015
Yesterday, my mom read a note for half an hour that I needed to lose weight.
Flower: I was upset today that I didn’t eat all the cakes she made.
Someone, borrow her logic

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111571
 02.04.2015
Be always strong and never give up. It is worth you at least once to give the thighs, as life will immediately take advantage of this and install Yandex.Browser.
The weak are afraid of it. I consciously put it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111570
 02.04.2015
Religion as a penis is good when you have it; great when you are proud of what you have it. But I ask you not to mock them on people and especially offer them to my children!! to

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