Advertising in the subway should be replaced.
Instead of
“Dear passengers, give seats to pregnant women, the elderly, the disabled and the passengers with children.”
by
"Dear pregnant women, disabled people, elderly people and passengers with children, don't hesitate to ask for a seat!"The people around you are not bad, just careless, everyone sits in their gadget, in their headphones and nothing sees or hears around.

I go to the subway to work.The boss writes a text message -"I work today from home if you call."I write immediately to a colleague"the boss will not let us calm in the morning we will smoke at the entrance". I send the boss. He says, “When do you start?” Do not be angry then that I blame you for inattention;)" Blind :(

I was 23 when a mini-zoo came to our town. Monkeys, crocodiles, spiders and snakes. They were placed in one of the museums. To go to the announced feeding of the python I did not find strength in myself. I chose another day. There were no visitors, the young observer sincerely missed, and so I was delighted.
Can a monkey be bitten?
It doesn’t matter, they bite. Crocodile is possible. Do you want?
O_O

Remember we had candy at home? No one has eaten for six months.
I pulled them to work and put them in the kitchen.
XXX: Starting to eat
Yesterday I was hungry :D
Working like a forest - here everything is delicious.

A twenty-three year old girl.

So it turned out that I looked much younger than my age: strangers barely give eighteen when I was almost twenty-four. What can I pay for?<>
"What is the name of the girl?" - again about me, but in the doctor's office: I needed to apply seams, called the surgeon. For a moment, the medical card lies with the doctor on the table, and in it in addition to the name indicated the year of birth.

The doctor could also pay for the change, and first ask and then read the card.
And the rest, just smile, youth will fly away and you will not notice it.

A colleague told me.
He worked in the previous place, they had a woman combat director there. In the first month of his work, he spoke to her three times in total. So, once again, I called him to talk to me, com. He issued:
I have been talking to you for a month, right?
Yes about that.
So, let’s go to the mat!
by 0_0

Why is "Dama" Madonna, be kind to you.
To one familiar grandmother (young enough she looked, yes) tried to address "Girl, and could not..." and got in response "So no one has insulted me yet. Do you think I didn’t need anyone in my life?"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Hamlo she, if she responds so and does not see the difference between the words girl and virgin.

“Jehovah’s Witnesses, who called into the apartment of a drunk professor of philosophy, after half an hour converted to Islam right next to the housephone.”

- You will laugh, but from acquaintances, journalists and philologists, the Witnesses fled. This couple just before that wrote referrals on the Bible.The acquaintance then saw them on the street and wanted to talk, but they fled from him. and diversified.

- and had these acquaintances consultants Amway or Oriflame - witnesses would simply not have left

- My acquaintance told me how such spiritualized creatures approached them with their son on the street :--), we witness, the one to which he replied, and we witness Muslims, do you want to go through the ritual of circumcision :P Witnesses evaporated with distorted faces))) uncle to say psychiatrist

- I have a good acquaintance, in the FSB headed the department on public organizations. When such people knocked on him, his wife took her head... She was listening to another lecture, and he was a Paradise Taste!

We’ve gotten a cheek, how much we can.
— — — —
There was only one pregnant girl in history: the Mother of God.
All pregnant women are women.
— — — —
The Virgin Mary was a virgin. She was a virgin. This is the key word.
In ancient times, the girl, after getting married, changed hairstyle and / or style of clothing. So it was immediately clear who before you - married al is not. It made sense to verbally share at least some, and they aged faster. But the walking girl is still a girl, even though she is clearly not a virgin. In modern life, a girl is nothing more than an appeal to a more or less young-looking female, no matter how many husbands and children she had. Words change meaning over time, following the realities of life, well, what’s not understandable? Officially, the married do not all wear rings, and all the virgins from the virgins you on the street how to distinguish suggest? Or are you to any older than 14-15 years, so as not to be mistaken, contact "dama, transfer for the trip"?

You’ve really swallowed! Why does Santa Claus not exist? Get away from Santa!

The day has gone wrong.
SIMPLEFOTO posted Apr 01 2015, 08:11
The daughter in the garden needs to cook eggs, two pieces, will be painted. Well, I am a scientist, a fly in the ear, I know that one must crack, counted the probability, put three. He threw the heat-intensive conductivity, decided that the water needed more, let it boil longer, but it won't break out, although the time is over, the cooking of eggs is not included in the morning schedule. He cooked, cooled and cleaned. Damn, where was I when the brains were distributed???? to

I remember how in the 90s it suddenly became possible (or fashionable?) And all the children in the class, taking off the Oktoberfest icons, hanged crosses on their necks - and crushed us with a girlfriend for not wearing crosses. The teacher, I remember, stood up for us.
Five years later, I was mocked by my teachers for wearing a cross. In the ear.
Such affairs

[xxx: TWO girls slept under the window late in the evening. Pronounced by Zero-Virgin: If I Were a Queen

Calm the camel of your imagination with the plugs of shame, efendi. Even the most stupid loser will not confuse the number with the number. Three girls in any case. Do not number them. No 1, 2 and 3. Number 0, 1 and 2. Or foo, bar, zoc.

Interview question: What is the difference between IEnumerable<T> and IQueryable<T> when working with remote BD?! to
Answer: If the BD is deleted, requests will not work

I may be from an alternative reality, but my young man (now my husband) dragged me into the wreck, and was going to be wildly offended if I didn’t take his last name. And I didn’t want to argue with all the documents... Even if I divorce, I don’t plead the name, I hit...

Half a liter sometimes save a human life (c) Donor wisdom

Why are guys afraid of gays?
Fear of losing virginity.

How did you watch flashes before?
Yes as well
-I found an old flash here, "The Lion King" recorded, enable to see
Oh let me
- "extends the video cassette"

Haber, discussion of the address classifier:
In Russia, three cities-regions, Moscow and the Moscow region are two different entities, independent of each other.
and four. Moscow, Peter, Sevastopol and suddenly Baikonur.
Baikonur in Kazakhstan. Not in the Russian Federation. How can it be a region of Russia?
Tssss...

Sometimes it is easier to win a war than to drive the other contenders to the laurels of the winner after it.