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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №110589
 12.03.2015
Is Terry watching?
and yes.
I am your fan...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110588
 12.03.2015
My two ex-husbands are doing repairs together.
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Does the current husband repair all of his ex?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110587
 12.03.2015
Go fuck your 8th of March. I came to the birthplace on April 1st... the reception peace of mind rattled. It was the only one that year.
YYY: and you’re sorry, was it inside or outside?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110586
 12.03.2015
Until recently, you have complained massively that parents at family gatherings forever remember stupid cases from your childhood or show your boyfriend/girlfriend poor childhood photos with naked ass. Now, for some reason, most with intoxication themselves do the same thing, only on the scale of the Internet.
Guys, no one is interested in boring stories like your year-old Petek called the educator a prostitute, and Mashenka (2g.10mes.) stumbled in the hallway. And your children will not say thank you afterwards for disclosing such data. As for their photos on your avatars, with fluid from your nose and in scratched diapers.
Think about.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110585
 12.03.2015

to this:

Stop the nonsense. Nothing girls "hear" and not "see" at all. So the tongue of the attempt to pull out, approach the Suppose-Ole itself, under the appearance of a day-to-day trap between the case to ask if she has a husband / mate / lover. * at the same time - is she not, for example, a baptist, practicing nights of love only after marriage * If the answer is negative try to find out what traits in men Suppose Olya is attracted. After a couple or three of such conversations, let’s say to Olle that she likes you and watch the response.
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A strange advice. How would we assume, you have been crawling around the corner after such an interrogation did not begin.
What does the classic not please you? Call first to the movie, and inexpensive, and consent / rejection will immediately determine a lot.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110584
 12.03.2015
A boy, a girl, a friendship
During his student years he was friends with female students (five girls). And they slept in one bed, when with two, when with each of them, when it was just a swap, and what they did not do, but in the shower did not go together. Now I remember those times and understand that there was absolutely no sexual attraction to them. There was only the need to have a great time (I am not about drinking alcohol now, we, for example, prepared for the session together).
And now I think that some of them could have been, and I apologize, entered without any problems. Some were really good, but then I didn’t even notice it. Even now it was a pity that I did not sleep with them.
Morality is this: When common interests disappear, sexual drive appears.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110583
 12.03.2015
Per you just don’t have to swallow?
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There is a dogma of the McDack Enemy Sect. A plate that contains fried potatoes, beef cottage and salty cucumbers, plus a bakery is a Healthy Food. If you cut the straw, push the straw there and cut the cucumbers, and put the potatoes in a paper bag - it will be harmful fast food.
No reasons should be asked. In fact, they are scattered in numbers, and I can squeeze a dozen with my finger, but true faith does not need explanations.
It’s actually bad to eat on the run. This leads to starvation (the signal that it is already enough comes late) and to hernia digestion. It is harmful to quickly roast in a large amount of fat. It is harmful to eat the same thing over and over again. It is harmful to get food in standard portions, not very suitable for you personally and today, but made with stock.
In this regard, fast food presents some danger. It needs to be understood and minimized. For example, each time confusing myself - and do I need a large portion today, or is a small enough? And plan the time so that you can sit with this potato for a few minutes, not crack on the go. Makdacka fries with cola or original fried potatoes with quas - no difference.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110582
 12.03.2015
xxxx in the office
Is this a warning?
zzz: it is self-identification :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110581
 12.03.2015
 It is enough to ask which game came from the phrase "M-m-m-monster kill!" School, of course, will say what comes from Dota.

What if I wasn’t in school, but I don’t know what you are talking about, because I didn’t play in such games? The system is unthinkable.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110580
 12.03.2015
XXX: What about the mine? It will be Conchita Wurst.

YYY : Hz. I want, and I move.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110579
 12.03.2015
From Habr. Electronic identity cards in China.
When I take a child out of the kindergarten, I just have to attach it to the reader at the entrance – and it will show me who his parents are.

22sobaki: I also didn’t understand about kindergarten – what to attach and what the terminal in response should show.

Heathen: Well, you remember, it’s China, there’s everything on one face, even children. So here, you come for your own in the kindergarten, you need to recognize it somehow. You attach the child to the reader and see whether it is yours or not yours. It is clear that it is not necessary to apply all - by clothes, at least approximately can be known. However, it is still necessary to make sure.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110578
 12.03.2015
xxx: I have a six-digit Aikyu, and a friend in general a five-digit beautiful took in his time.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110577
 12.03.2015
The incomprehensible.
and...
This is not about you, relax. It was said "the conscious decision of two adults" :)
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When was it the decision of two people? It seems like one decides, the other is notified of the decision, isn’t it?
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Chuawaak, the key word was-"adult", calm up now :))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110576
 12.03.2015
with price "Blue ultramarinated"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110575
 12.03.2015
From the office refrigerator so smells that it seems like the dismissed are hiding in this same refrigerator.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110574
 12.03.2015
And my ex was upset that I did not congratulate his relatives on the holidays (23 February and 8 March) after the separation.
And from him myself I could not wait for gifts and congratulations, and then called with a complaint. I said he is an idiot.
So the delayed girl is not alone in her thoughts. There is a male variant.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110573
 12.03.2015
The employee has a full name on the passport - Glory. He is called from time to time from the JEC with some questions about the repair (he is the senior at the entrance), while such a name in their heads, apparently, does not fit, he is called Vyacheslav every time. And he always answers with a voice full of dignity:

No, it’s not Vyacheslav, but you probably call me!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110572
 12.03.2015
How to catch a cat?
Give her a corn stick.

I licked her for half a minute, but I couldn’t bite her.
He hurt me all night.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110571
 12.03.2015
Rin: Oh, and I once went with my parents from the pond and we met a goat!
I loved animals, I wanted to chew, and she took the cabbage from my hands, ate it, and then put her head into life >:( >:(
Since then I have not loved goats.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110570
 12.03.2015
Dialogue with the seller in transition:
Are you looking for "Nadia"?
not there. Neither "Nadi" nor "Faith"...
The "Love" is about to end.
We look at each other, we breathe. Total mutual understanding.

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